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« Great Explosion Murder God » 💥 Dynamight 💥 TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Katsuki Bakugou ✦ My Hero Academia
RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
GEMBOND ✦ Ruby
"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

[Katsuki starts washing off, grabbing the cloth from the nearby stand and scrubbing at himself. Not about to use the damn stool because his ass and hips would murder him even more than they're already doing now.

It's fine; Izuku can wait his turn. Though Katsuki only takes up the shower spray until he's soaked before stepping to the side and quietly continuing.]

... You remember what cove it was?

[Might be considering it.]

[defendure]

[ He will absolutely take "considering it". Granted, that had been dryad!Izuku trying to talk him into it, and he's a little bit more slutty as a dryad, but...uh...he's kind of a little bit like that just generally with Katsuki these days since sex has become a pretty much everyday occurrence for them. Katsuki might turn down the way in which Izuku wants to have sex but he doesn't usually turn him down altogether - he just negotiates down from anything he doesn't feel like or thinks is too weird at the moment, and any negotiation that ends with sex is pretty much fine with Izuku. How do you lose that?

He's bouncy, and goes to grab the shampoo to see if Katsuki will let him wash Katsuki's hair. Look. ]

Yes. It was sort of secluded, so I think it'd be safe.

[blastedass]

[Katsuki's well aware their transformed selves can be harder to say 'no' to, due to the dryad being more seductive and the devil being more demanding (ironic). And he's NOT going to talk about how their sex lives have started to get more and more regular. God dammit, what the hell happened to him?! He barely jerked off once a week back home and now he's having sex almost daily?! THEY DON'T EVEN NEED THE SYNCHRONY THAT MUCH!!

Though it might help that Katsuki's an idiot who'd rather get sucked off than hold hands... Go figure. And Izuku's improved on negotiating things. Such is the path to his ruin. Not that the blonde'll hold back on saying something's weird as fuck if/when Izuku brings it up. (At least he's got a ball gag in his proverbial back pocket as a possible.)

NO!! He'll wash himself, dammit!! Your fingers are fucking dangerous!!]

Fine. We can look into it.

[Sore as hell from too much fucking and here they are talking about fucking more. God dammit, what sort of bunny is he fucking living with?!]

[defendure]

[ One of Emerald's options is actually basically a rabbit who likes to fuck so Katsuki hasn't even felt the worst possibility yet? Izuku pouts a little but hands over the shampoo and steps into the spray himself.

He didn't used to really look at porn a lot or jerk off that often either. He, uh, still doesn't jerk off that often because he doesn't have to...and his manna supply hasn't been low in months despite powering multiple Quirks and his own gem powers thanks to simply a teenage ramp up of what they do together.

Might just be a side effect of living alone together without supervision in a place where sex is encouraged and also they're dating. The rush of synchrony always feels great, and it always feels more intense with Katsuki than it does anyone else. There's no one else here he's known as long or as well. ]

We can just dress for the beach...

[blastedass]

[We did actually have some kind of idea mention regarding that rascally rabbit and a finicky fox regarding their gem transformations, so possibly that's a good chance of happening in the future. Katsuki takes the shampoo and starts working it into his hair. Ow, fuck... his scalp aches...

His hair isn't some god damn bit and bridle with reins, dumbass!!

Katsuki doesn't even want to think about what porn would look like in Noctium and certainly hasn't going looking for it. Izuku keeps him busy enough that jerking off is usually a rare occurrence when he wants to be alone and is still horny. Teenagers.

That's definitely part of the reason, the housemates in a horny place with not that many outside partners? But Katsuki can't really complain about the results. And they've certainly made do without wanting anything, manna-wise and rewards. If they ever wanted to cash in.

He has to work at his head gingerly. Until it ticks him off and he attacks it as vigorously as he attacks his teeth. Piss off.]

Why the fuck would you not dress for the beach if you're going to the beach?!

[defendure]

[ Definitely have to do tanuki vs. kitsune rivalry!! ]

I mean - well, I guess we could go swimming while we're there too. But if it's swim gear it would be easy to do it...

[ He eyes Katsuki scrubbing his hair hard enough to hurt. Dork. ]

We can always wait in that though.

[blastedass]

[Sure, Naruto and Gaara can have another clash in new bodies.]

Why don't we just find a private beach and go fucking skinny dipping?

[He's not getting out of this, so he's going to be a sarcastic help. And his head already fucking hurts, dammit! You're the one that made it hurt!!]

[defendure]

Because that's totally missing the point of it...

[ Though if Katsuki really said no, he'd respect it at least. Izuku finishes getting his hair wet and goes for the shampoo for himself. ]

Isn't the idea of being caught a little exciting?

[blastedass]

No! You think I want to get marks and shit on my record?

[Did you forget, Izuku, that he is a responsible delinquent? A loud-mouth angry genius who has nigh-perfect grades and wants to keep a spotless career sheet?

Imagine the scandal, the respect lost, if Dynamight's found fucking in the dressing room!]

[defendure]

[ He never minded it when it involved bullying Izuku...but Izuku's always been a blind spot. He's just hoping to be a blind spot in his own favor at some point. ]

We don't have records here. If we did, yours would already be tarnished by their standards anyway.

[blastedass]

[He also kept those moments relatively sequestered and the teacher and others would usually overlook it because he was such a bright shining star few wanted to get on the bad side of. Popularity immunity that he suddenly found himself WITHOUT when he got to U.A. Big wakeup call there...]

Bullshit! I've caught plenty of criminals here!

[And been extremely reluctant to do nice guy synchrony...]

[defendure]

I mean, yeah. But you also have been punished by the guards multiple times, and it's not like your record here matters?

[ He's not sure if they have permanent records but if they do Katsuki has marks on it. ]

[blastedass]

THAT WAS ONLY MY FIRST DAYS HERE IN THAT SHITTY SKY PRISON!!

[He was completely within his very injured state of mind's rights to assume those hulking bastards coming at him with no explanation were a threat to his bleeding person post-escape from a fucking crystal murder cave!!]

[defendure]

No it wasn't. You also got in trouble for attacking Malachite that one time.

[ DON'T TRY TO PULL A FAST ONE ON HIM, KACCHAN, Izuku memorizes everything he ever learns about you. ]

[blastedass]

THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LAW!!

[And wow, who the fuck even told you that?! He said he attacked him, but hell if he was going to admit to Izuku he got turned into a tiny mini him?!]

[defendure]

[ He didn't know about the mini-him, he just understood there was some sort of punishment. He knows how that works, and he could tell Katsuki was particularly aggravated about something, which means something happened...

If only he had seen mini Katsuki, though. ]

I'm just saying, our records here won't be marred by anything like that. I think if anything they'd commend us...you know how they are about trying to get people to synch.

[blastedass]

[He will never. There's only been one person he's ever directly told about it. And that person is a fucking idiot. Embarrassing as anything, not just because he got hit with a damn shrink ray but because it showed how powerful Malachite was. Also gave some helpful insight into what they might have to do in order to attack him successfully, so at least his humiliation was worth something?]

No shit.

[Not a good thought to realize this place would give them an award for something that'd amount to public indecency in a normal world.]

[defendure]

[ Izuku rolls his eyes and rinses his hair out. ]

I wouldn't be asking you to do these things back home. I mean, we'd, er, keep it a lot less...public, there.

[blastedass]

Thanks for stating the obvious.

[It raises the question of what would happen if they did end up like this at home, but he can't answer that and opts not to think about it.

He does, however, opt to snap Izuku in the ass with the washcloth.]

Move. I need to rinse.

[defendure]

Okay, okay...so, um, do you want to do presents before breakfast or after?

[ He hops out of the way, just...openly watching Katsuki. Not ogling quite? He's just admiring. ]

[blastedass]

[Katsuki shoves his head under the water and starts to vigorously scrub away at his hair. Still hurts from the pulling, but the ache's fading at least. Then pulls up to start rubbing down the rest of himself as the soap pours off to the floor.

Good question...]

After.

[He's still health conscious and skipping breakfast is not something Katsuki's keen on doing.]

[defendure]

Okay! What are we making for breakfast?

[ "We"...like Katsuki has Izuku do more than prep... ]

[blastedass]

Omelette, fruit, and rice for me. What do you want?

[Pancakes, waffles, the same as Katsuki. Breakfast tends to be one of the faster meals, so it's not hard to make a variety.

Katsuki the Cook and Izuku the At Best Kitchen Aid.]

[defendure]

Oooh, the same! ...but omurice!

[ Just one different way of making eggs, not a big deal. ]

[blastedass]

Dork.

[But he'll end up making omurice for the both of them because why not? Just means they have to fry up some extra ingredients along with the rice.

Maybe he'll stick Izuku on biscuit-making duty. Surely he can't mess up canned dough and ovens...]