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RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
GEMBOND ✦ Ruby
"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[defendure]

Oooh, the same! ...but omurice!

[ Just one different way of making eggs, not a big deal. ]

[blastedass]

Dork.

[But he'll end up making omurice for the both of them because why not? Just means they have to fry up some extra ingredients along with the rice.

Maybe he'll stick Izuku on biscuit-making duty. Surely he can't mess up canned dough and ovens...]

[defendure]

[ He's competent enough to follow directions! So it should be fine. He just won't do any special cooking flair. ]

You like it too!

[blastedass]

[He failed to follow Katsuki's directions for 10 whole years! How can he be trusted with biscuits?]

Never said I didn't.

[defendure]

[ Two different things.

He might draw faces on the biscuits though. ]


Your mom used to make us it, didn't she?

[blastedass]

[And this is why he'll get stuck with peeling bananas instead. Just can't help yourself, can you, Deku?]

Yeah? I can make it just like she did. Even better.

[He lies. Hers is better because she's MOM and that does things to her meals.]

[defendure]

Oh yeah? Are you gonna draw me a message in the ketchup?

[ "Die" or "Fuck off" or something. He doesn't think Katsuki will do a cute note or an All Might doodle or anything.

But he thinks it's fun to tease about. ]

[blastedass]

[That's exactly where his mind goes when Izuku says "message" with ketchup. Katsuki rolls his eyes and steps out of the water once he's done rinsing off, giving his hands a few shakes before getting out of the shower and grabbing a towel.]

It's "write" you a message. Unless you want a fucking hieroglyphic.

[How about a skull?]

[defendure]

I'll take anything if it's coming from you. Consider it another Christmas present?

[ He figures it will be somehow mean. That doesn't bother him; Katsuki's started to be sweet to him at random points in time, and Izuku still doesn't expect it. ]

[blastedass]

That's a sucky present.

[Complete with jabbing him in the ribs a few times. Accepting whatever he'll make; Izuku does that normally! How's that a present?]

Now get dried up. It's cold outside.

[defendure]

Huh? [ Oh, right. He may have gotten out of the shower, but Izuku definitely didn't dry his hair, just idly standing there with wet curls. The prompting gets him moving, though. ]

That's why I have you, though?

[blastedass]

[Katsuki wraps the towel around his hips, tucks it, and then folds the top down twice to create a "belt" to hold it up. He's still a little damp, but nothing too bad.]

Gonna be this sappy all day?

[And tosses a towel at him---flomp!---right over his face.]

[defendure]

Maybe. Do you actually mind? [ He peels the towel off his face to start drying his hair aggressively.

Well, as aggressive as Izuku gets about household chores, which usually isn't very. ]

[blastedass]

Hmph.

[He's not dignifying with an answer as he goes back into his room. Perhaps in another time or place, he'd be cool with walking downstairs in nothing but his towel and getting breakfast started. But unfortunately, that's not really something Katsuki does, and it's snowing outside. White Christmas.

So he grabs some black sweats and a black sweater for comfort, pulling them on over a pair of boxer briefs. Izuku's gonna have to trek down to his room, unless he wants to try and swipe some of Katsuki's clothes...]

[defendure]

[ He does. Well, a shirt. He'll have to pass his room on the way down for pants. He doesn't ask so much as takes one and waits to see if he gets away with it as he goes to tug it on... ]

[blastedass]

[Katsuki hears his drawer slide and glares over his shoulder when he sees Izuku pulling a shirt out...

but then rolls his eyes and heads downstairs with a shake of his head. It's Christmas. You get a free pass. ONE only.]

[defendure]

[ Then he's wearing one of Katsuki's t-shirts. The one with a skull maybe. Over boxers. He seems way too happy about it as he comes downstairs? ]

[blastedass]

[Congratu-fucking-lations. GO PUT ON A FUCKING PAIR OF PANTS!! Walking around in a shirt and his boxers. Sheesh.

Katsuki's in the kitchen, turning on the oven and the stovetop before getting down the omelette pan and plugging in the rice cooker.]

[defendure]

[ It's just them. Boxers are fine unless Katsuki gripes and then he'll go get pajama pants...

Instead he's happily in an oversized shirt and coming up to kiss Katsuki on the cheek. ]

What should I do?

[blastedass]

[He's not going to gripe, but does give him a "really" look when he comes downstairs like that anyways. At least his shirt's not so big on Izuku he's pulling the teenage girlfriend morning after look with a shirt hanging around his upper thighs.

HEY! Katsuki instinctively ducks and jerks his head up, eyes wide and staring for any mistletoe Izuku might've hung up there to instigate that kiss.

Fuck. Gonna give him a heart attack with that shit now...]

Get the rice started.

[defendure]

[ Let him live out his boyfriend shirt dreams okay. Also: no reason for the kiss beyond he wanted to. It's Christmas after all! ]

Okaaaay. [ He's used to being handed the simple tasks...Katsuki at least trusts him with those. ]

[blastedass]

[HE'S WEARING IT, ISN'T HERE?! Look, after the fucking tentacular decorative 69 in the living room, he's fucking checking.

It's hard to fuck up the rice cooker, so at least he's content to let Izuku handle that simple part. He's getting started on the eggs.]

Peas, carrots, onions, green onions, radish, corn?

[Any of those jump out?]

[defendure]

Um, all of the above?

[ Or dealer's choice if that's unacceptable. ]

[blastedass]

[He's just gonna go get those things from the fridge and freezer.

Mostly freezer cause why the fuck not? That's what they're there for.]

[defendure]

[ Izuku's getting the rice started meanwhile. It's pretty easy so he cannot possibly fuck it up, even if he spends time just watching Katsuki off and on.

Not even leering or anything? Sometimes he just sort of stares sleepily. ]