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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

[So fucking what? Shut up. He taught himself to read lips, but never found the time or reason for sign language. He had to look at Izuku to read his hands anyways, so why not just read his lips?

... It's a still a skill Izuku knows that he doesn't and That Cannot Be.]

I know one.

[And flicks him off.]

[defendure]

[ Izuku signs something in response, because he doesn't really flip people off but he assumes saying something Katsuki can't understand will have the same overall cosmic effect.

(He probably signed something nice. So it's just the act.) ]

So you're currently losing?

[blastedass]

[Katsuki gives him a look cause he has no idea what Izuku just said in his sign language. But since the signing it's aggressive or pointed, he assumes it's probably not a negative thing... As expected.]

Huh? The fuck am I losing?

[defendure]

At the number of signs you know.

[ He's not teasing in a mean way - he never does. Just making it into the sort of competition he assumes Katsuki will make it into anyway. ]

[blastedass]

[How does he NOT expect that to ignite the other boy on fire.]

I'm not gonna stay behind you in anything!

[Gonna order a fucking book on it tonight or might even take some online lessons.

Or, you know, do what he said and have Izuku teach him.]

[defendure]

[ Why does Katsuki think he said it? ]

I know. Did you want to designate specific days for lessons?

[ Katsuki tends to prefer to schedule some of their activities. ]

[blastedass]

[Because he likes getting yelled at? What a weirdo...]

Tuesday and Thursday.

[And likely while they're washing off before a bath or other snuck in times.]

[defendure]

[ He likes that flare of competition. ]

Okay, sure. If something like this happens again we'll be ready.

[blastedass]

[Gonna smack him in the face with a pillow or something... Competition.]

I'm not going deaf again, dammit.

[That fucking sucked.]

[defendure]

But I might, or we might lose our voices, or we might be in a situation where we don't want to talk because an enemy could hear us.

[ Lots of uses! ]

[blastedass]

["But I might" he says and Katsuki instantly thinks he's got a point...

Dammit, Deku. But he nods at the response anyways because the other example is sound.]

We can do that later today.

[After presents and stuff, if they're not distracted by other shit.]

[defendure]

Sure. After gifts!

[ And maybe any other holiday celebrations he can wring out. Watching a holiday special under the kotatsu, for example... ]

[blastedass]

Fine.

[That was his plan anyways. Might end up with a bunch of different things going on. But at least they'll have breakfast down? And lunch just needs to get shoved in the oven.]

[defendure]

[ Izuku kind of lets Katsuki meal plan while trying to handle a lot of the shopping and prep work and cleaning to even it out... ]

I'm pretty much done anyway.

[blastedass]

[So far they've managed to balance out the work for the holidays. Katsuki does handle a bulk of the planning and stuff, but he's slowly (SLOWLY) learning to let Izuku handle errands and other delegations. Not just busywork.]

Dishes in the sink.

[defendure]

[ He hasn't been accosted on his errands yet! And if he is someday, well. Katsuki did it first. ]

I know, I'll wash them before we start.

[blastedass]

[Managed to avoid the vines too? Impressive. HE DID WHAT?! Accosted Izuku on his errands?!]

Dishwasher's empty.

[defendure]

[ Katsuki got accosted by Mahito when on errands! ]

Kay. [ Izuku gathers his own dishes to go rinse off before putting them away, thoroughly because he tries not to skimp on chores ever. ]

[blastedass]

[Shit, don't remind him of losing agreements! Izuku's probably got his turn coming up at some point... Mr. Try to Drown Himself.

Katsuki finishes up his meal and then passes his dishes to the sink around Izuku's shoulder, leaving him to clean up both their dishes while he goes to put away the rest of the rice mixture and the remaining omelette sheets.]

Presents after this?

[defendure]

Yes! It's been a while since we exchanged anything, huh?

[ Like a decade and change. ]

[blastedass]

We exchanged a lot of stuff for the past five damn days.

[*cue sexy crass jazz music cue*]

[defendure]

That's not really the same thing.

[ But wow!! Izuku finishes rinsing and loads the dishwasher, checking to see if it's full enough to run yet. ]

Anyway, you weren't complaining.

[blastedass]

My mouth was busy.

[No. He wasn't. Also FUI, but you know how it goes. Katsuki finishes putting th food away and unplugs the rice cooker. Has to wait for its pot to come back.

It's full enough.]

Has been years...

[defendure]

[ Katsuki probably threw the last gift in his face or something equally traumatizing. Blew it up? ]

It's the second Christmas I'm really getting to buy a lot of things for!

[blastedass]

[Blew it up, then threw the smoldering remains in his face, with dismissive insults to add to the injury. He remembers it well enough...]

A lot?

[Did you fucking splurge on him, Deku?!]