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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

[Except when he makes a big enough ass of himself and Izuku leaves like a sane person for once...]

You think I want food on the fucking ceiling?

[defendure]

[ That happens way less than it should... ]

I wouldn't do that!

[ Yes he would. ]

[blastedass]

[Cause someone's insane...]

Uh-huh.

[Just going to nod to the side and down, indicating the part of the floor---now obviously very well cleaned---where Izuku had once dropped a can of beets.

Just walking to the table! WALKING!!]

[defendure]

That was one time!

[ He dropped other things though. It's happened. Sometimes he just trips or spaces out. Kastuki has zero competition when it comes to grace and poise in this household although honestly he usually behaves like a gremlin - just one with balance. ]

[blastedass]

You've dropped other things too!

[Does he have to go on an "No Capes" style monologue about the various accidents Izuku's had in the kitchen that would certainly indicate why no one should let him have an omelette flipping skillet placed in his hands? Todoroki has more grace in the kitchen than Izuku and IcyHot can't fucking cook for his life!

Eat your heart out, Deku. He's a perfect gremlin.]

[defendure]

I catch a lot of them!

[ That negates the dropping!!!!

...right? ]

[blastedass]

That doesn't mean shit if it's open...

[Got the bowl! Don't mind the soup all over the place~]

[defendure]

Most of those things weren't open!

[ Most is not all. ]

[blastedass]

[He flips an omelette. So there.]

Boil some water, wouldja?

[defendure]

[ Show off!

Izuku goes to grab a pot, gets tap water, and goes to set it on an empty burner... ]

[blastedass]

[He's pushing a point! And showing off.

All things looking good. Pot on the burner with water... Rice cooker merrily cooking rice. So far so well.

Katsuki chose not to have gas burners for REASONS.]

[defendure]

[ Yeah, gas plus Katsuki's quirk isn't a great combination. Izuku decides to go set the table, unasked. ]

[blastedass]

[Look, until he trips and puts a fork through his shoulder, he's got carte blanche on the silverware and table setting. Katsuki dumps the frozen vegetables into the boiling water. It's rare he'll "cheat" like this, but meh... today they can.]

[defendure]

[ Izuku's using what they have that passes for festive holiday table wear and decor. Which...mostly they bought this month. It's fine. It keeps him occupied anyway and happy? He likes holiday decorations and is excited to exchange presents after. ]

You know, I didn't build any snowmen this winter...

[blastedass]

[Yeah. Not like Noctium was out there selling festive table settings until, you know, the festivities came. Katsuki was with Izuku when they bought them. Which of course led to a "fight" over which kind to get. Whoever thought putting a big ass star on the handles of silverware, turning them into position weapons, should have thought about people like Katsuki before putting those out there... 50/50 Izuku was able to talk him out of getting them.

So long as what they got looked good.]

You were a fucking snowman after a few of those falls on the mountain.

[defendure]

[ Team effort. Izuku talked Katsuki out of weapons, but Katsuki talked him down from an absolutely garish table cloth...

Probably less nicely. ]

That doesn't count!

[blastedass]

[He probably threatened to choke him with that table cloth... But what they both settled on is definitely nice because compromising between them tends to let them accomplish amazing things.]

Looked like it did.

[defendure]

[ Izuku's bad taste was mitigated and Katsuki's propensity for black was compromised for some color...it definitely worked out. Lucky All Might merch is (hypothetically to Izuku) nonexistent or he'd have died on the hill of a themed tablecloth. ]

Even if it did, that technically counts as you making a snowman I think.

[blastedass]

[Katsuki would've... probably allowed the themed table cloth because he still cannot completely bury his inner nerd and fanboyism. Especially when he can get away with it. Semi-privately. Around Izuku. Sometimes.

... anyways.]

HUH? [Rawr face!] I didn't trip you! You fell down all on your own!

[defendure]

I'm pretty sure you did actually trip me one of those times.

[ He could be just paranoid but also: Katsuki likes to do things like that sometimes, apparently just to watch Izuku flail.

At least sometimes he helps him up or catches him now? ]

[blastedass]

That was to test your reflexes when you're nailed to a plank of wood!

[Completely defended by his role as Izuku's snowboarding instructor. Totally. It was a valid reason and you can't explain to him otherwise.

... it was pretty funny.

He helped him up too.] Text

[defendure]

It totally was not! You just wanted to see me fall over.

[ Because Katsuki is kind of a bully even if he's not a Bully anymore. ]

[blastedass]

You would've fallen over without my help.

[Nar har har. Though this is still true...]

[defendure]

[ The table is set...so he gets the dishes ready for Katsuki to plate the food. ]

Then why do you have to help, huh?

[blastedass]

Because it was fucking training.

[That's his story and he's sticking to it! Katsuki starts mixing everything together, seasoning the rice, vegetables, meat combination.]

You want an attic?

[Meaning an extra layer of rice atop the first egg draping, with a second egg draping covering that.]