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[blastedass]

[Look, until he trips and puts a fork through his shoulder, he's got carte blanche on the silverware and table setting. Katsuki dumps the frozen vegetables into the boiling water. It's rare he'll "cheat" like this, but meh... today they can.]

[defendure]

[ Izuku's using what they have that passes for festive holiday table wear and decor. Which...mostly they bought this month. It's fine. It keeps him occupied anyway and happy? He likes holiday decorations and is excited to exchange presents after. ]

You know, I didn't build any snowmen this winter...

[blastedass]

[Yeah. Not like Noctium was out there selling festive table settings until, you know, the festivities came. Katsuki was with Izuku when they bought them. Which of course led to a "fight" over which kind to get. Whoever thought putting a big ass star on the handles of silverware, turning them into position weapons, should have thought about people like Katsuki before putting those out there... 50/50 Izuku was able to talk him out of getting them.

So long as what they got looked good.]

You were a fucking snowman after a few of those falls on the mountain.

[defendure]

[ Team effort. Izuku talked Katsuki out of weapons, but Katsuki talked him down from an absolutely garish table cloth...

Probably less nicely. ]

That doesn't count!

[blastedass]

[He probably threatened to choke him with that table cloth... But what they both settled on is definitely nice because compromising between them tends to let them accomplish amazing things.]

Looked like it did.

[defendure]

[ Izuku's bad taste was mitigated and Katsuki's propensity for black was compromised for some color...it definitely worked out. Lucky All Might merch is (hypothetically to Izuku) nonexistent or he'd have died on the hill of a themed tablecloth. ]

Even if it did, that technically counts as you making a snowman I think.

[blastedass]

[Katsuki would've... probably allowed the themed table cloth because he still cannot completely bury his inner nerd and fanboyism. Especially when he can get away with it. Semi-privately. Around Izuku. Sometimes.

... anyways.]

HUH? [Rawr face!] I didn't trip you! You fell down all on your own!

[defendure]

I'm pretty sure you did actually trip me one of those times.

[ He could be just paranoid but also: Katsuki likes to do things like that sometimes, apparently just to watch Izuku flail.

At least sometimes he helps him up or catches him now? ]

[blastedass]

That was to test your reflexes when you're nailed to a plank of wood!

[Completely defended by his role as Izuku's snowboarding instructor. Totally. It was a valid reason and you can't explain to him otherwise.

... it was pretty funny.

He helped him up too.] Text

[defendure]

It totally was not! You just wanted to see me fall over.

[ Because Katsuki is kind of a bully even if he's not a Bully anymore. ]

[blastedass]

You would've fallen over without my help.

[Nar har har. Though this is still true...]

[defendure]

[ The table is set...so he gets the dishes ready for Katsuki to plate the food. ]

Then why do you have to help, huh?

[blastedass]

Because it was fucking training.

[That's his story and he's sticking to it! Katsuki starts mixing everything together, seasoning the rice, vegetables, meat combination.]

You want an attic?

[Meaning an extra layer of rice atop the first egg draping, with a second egg draping covering that.]

[defendure]

Yes please!! And you can't just call shoving me in a snowbank "training"...

[ Rude! ]

[blastedass]

[Scooping the rice mixture out with the paddle, Katsuki shapes it into the semispherical mound and then drapes an omelette blanket atop it. A light squiggle of sauce and another thin layer of rice mixture gets patted down to keep the dome shape. Once done, on goes the second egg roof and another drizzling of sauce.

...

All Might's symbol.]

But kicking you across the gym is "training" every time.

[defendure]

[ As soon as Izuku sees that he'll go wild, probably. He's back at the table, out of the way and setting down their drinks. ]

That's different.

[blastedass]

[Katsuki plates his own, not bothering with an attic or design for himself. Mostly because he has some fruit on his plate to go along with it.]

Like hell it is.

[Here's your order, fanboy.]

[defendure]

Uwaaaah - !

[ Distracted from the argument entirely, Izuku of course overreacts to anything All Might. He did ask for a message on top but he expected a death threat, honestly. All Might's symbol...

Well, Katsuki's being nice on Christmas. Go figure? ]

It's All Might omurice!

[blastedass]

[That little cry of excitement brings back a huge rush of nostalgic memories for days long long ago. Katsuki sits down in his own place, having trusted Izuku to fill their glasses with drink.

Death threat had crossed his mind, but... It's Christmas. Izuku already got plenty of death threats in the morning due to Katsuki's overfucked body.]

We don't have blue.

[defendure]

It looks perfect anyway, Kacchan. Thank you so much!!

[ Too bad they sit opposite sides of the table or he'd be effusively affectionate.

...which is probably why they sit on opposite sides of the table... ]

[blastedass]

[Katsuki makes a wry face at the praise, but stops himself before he can instinctively bark at Izuku for the compliments.]

Eat it before it gets cold.

[This is certainly why they sit on opposite sides of the table.]

[defendure]

[ Okay but he's going to gently press his foot up against Katsuki's just for a point of synchrony contact as he grabs his chopsticks. ]

[blastedass]

[He traps it between his ankles instead. Cause he's a dominant prick for the next week, remember?

Actually lets it go soon cause that makes him sit on his ass harder and that hurts like hell.]

Let's stay in today.

[defendure]

[ It's not dominant to press his foot against Katsuki's! He's hopeless and does this a lot. ]

Sure! Did you have something in mind?

[blastedass]

[No but it is dominant to trap said foot! For the short time he did before letting it go. They're both idiots.]

Something that doesn't involve a lot of activity.

[Not too surprising?]