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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[defendure]

[ He never minded it when it involved bullying Izuku...but Izuku's always been a blind spot. He's just hoping to be a blind spot in his own favor at some point. ]

We don't have records here. If we did, yours would already be tarnished by their standards anyway.

[blastedass]

[He also kept those moments relatively sequestered and the teacher and others would usually overlook it because he was such a bright shining star few wanted to get on the bad side of. Popularity immunity that he suddenly found himself WITHOUT when he got to U.A. Big wakeup call there...]

Bullshit! I've caught plenty of criminals here!

[And been extremely reluctant to do nice guy synchrony...]

[defendure]

I mean, yeah. But you also have been punished by the guards multiple times, and it's not like your record here matters?

[ He's not sure if they have permanent records but if they do Katsuki has marks on it. ]

[blastedass]

THAT WAS ONLY MY FIRST DAYS HERE IN THAT SHITTY SKY PRISON!!

[He was completely within his very injured state of mind's rights to assume those hulking bastards coming at him with no explanation were a threat to his bleeding person post-escape from a fucking crystal murder cave!!]

[defendure]

No it wasn't. You also got in trouble for attacking Malachite that one time.

[ DON'T TRY TO PULL A FAST ONE ON HIM, KACCHAN, Izuku memorizes everything he ever learns about you. ]

[blastedass]

THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LAW!!

[And wow, who the fuck even told you that?! He said he attacked him, but hell if he was going to admit to Izuku he got turned into a tiny mini him?!]

[defendure]

[ He didn't know about the mini-him, he just understood there was some sort of punishment. He knows how that works, and he could tell Katsuki was particularly aggravated about something, which means something happened...

If only he had seen mini Katsuki, though. ]

I'm just saying, our records here won't be marred by anything like that. I think if anything they'd commend us...you know how they are about trying to get people to synch.

[blastedass]

[He will never. There's only been one person he's ever directly told about it. And that person is a fucking idiot. Embarrassing as anything, not just because he got hit with a damn shrink ray but because it showed how powerful Malachite was. Also gave some helpful insight into what they might have to do in order to attack him successfully, so at least his humiliation was worth something?]

No shit.

[Not a good thought to realize this place would give them an award for something that'd amount to public indecency in a normal world.]

[defendure]

[ Izuku rolls his eyes and rinses his hair out. ]

I wouldn't be asking you to do these things back home. I mean, we'd, er, keep it a lot less...public, there.

[blastedass]

Thanks for stating the obvious.

[It raises the question of what would happen if they did end up like this at home, but he can't answer that and opts not to think about it.

He does, however, opt to snap Izuku in the ass with the washcloth.]

Move. I need to rinse.

[defendure]

Okay, okay...so, um, do you want to do presents before breakfast or after?

[ He hops out of the way, just...openly watching Katsuki. Not ogling quite? He's just admiring. ]

[blastedass]

[Katsuki shoves his head under the water and starts to vigorously scrub away at his hair. Still hurts from the pulling, but the ache's fading at least. Then pulls up to start rubbing down the rest of himself as the soap pours off to the floor.

Good question...]

After.

[He's still health conscious and skipping breakfast is not something Katsuki's keen on doing.]

[defendure]

Okay! What are we making for breakfast?

[ "We"...like Katsuki has Izuku do more than prep... ]

[blastedass]

Omelette, fruit, and rice for me. What do you want?

[Pancakes, waffles, the same as Katsuki. Breakfast tends to be one of the faster meals, so it's not hard to make a variety.

Katsuki the Cook and Izuku the At Best Kitchen Aid.]

[defendure]

Oooh, the same! ...but omurice!

[ Just one different way of making eggs, not a big deal. ]

[blastedass]

Dork.

[But he'll end up making omurice for the both of them because why not? Just means they have to fry up some extra ingredients along with the rice.

Maybe he'll stick Izuku on biscuit-making duty. Surely he can't mess up canned dough and ovens...]

[defendure]

[ He's competent enough to follow directions! So it should be fine. He just won't do any special cooking flair. ]

You like it too!

[blastedass]

[He failed to follow Katsuki's directions for 10 whole years! How can he be trusted with biscuits?]

Never said I didn't.

[defendure]

[ Two different things.

He might draw faces on the biscuits though. ]


Your mom used to make us it, didn't she?

[blastedass]

[And this is why he'll get stuck with peeling bananas instead. Just can't help yourself, can you, Deku?]

Yeah? I can make it just like she did. Even better.

[He lies. Hers is better because she's MOM and that does things to her meals.]

[defendure]

Oh yeah? Are you gonna draw me a message in the ketchup?

[ "Die" or "Fuck off" or something. He doesn't think Katsuki will do a cute note or an All Might doodle or anything.

But he thinks it's fun to tease about. ]

[blastedass]

[That's exactly where his mind goes when Izuku says "message" with ketchup. Katsuki rolls his eyes and steps out of the water once he's done rinsing off, giving his hands a few shakes before getting out of the shower and grabbing a towel.]

It's "write" you a message. Unless you want a fucking hieroglyphic.

[How about a skull?]

[defendure]

I'll take anything if it's coming from you. Consider it another Christmas present?

[ He figures it will be somehow mean. That doesn't bother him; Katsuki's started to be sweet to him at random points in time, and Izuku still doesn't expect it. ]

[blastedass]

That's a sucky present.

[Complete with jabbing him in the ribs a few times. Accepting whatever he'll make; Izuku does that normally! How's that a present?]

Now get dried up. It's cold outside.

[defendure]

Huh? [ Oh, right. He may have gotten out of the shower, but Izuku definitely didn't dry his hair, just idly standing there with wet curls. The prompting gets him moving, though. ]

That's why I have you, though?