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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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no, but three of them are novella tags. oof.

[blastedass]

[Maybe he is. But Katsuki figures Izuku has enough friends here and presence of mind not to die if something happened. He'd find a way to live and get manna, especially since it's easy enough to generate it with someone, particularly for those who make friends so easily. Wouldn't be anywhere near the same level and quality Izuku makes with him (cause he's so not proud of that, oh no) but he could live. Is Katsuki's belief.

Prove him wrong and he'll kill you.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SKIPPING MEALS IF HE'S NOT HOME?! THERE IS NOTHING HERE STRESSFUL ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU FUCKING FORGET THAT!! Amazing you can get a shower and fucking dressed in the morning. Jeeze. Your mother would be fucking ashamed of your ass.

And he wants this to be a date cause he fucking wants it to be a date. They agreed to that. Sad truth is never of them quite know what a "date" is compared to their normal outings. Factually, yes. Emotionally, nope!]

Lets make it a murder spree.

[Nyeh nyeh.]

i would write a novella but my fingers would die

[defendure]

[ 50% of Izuku's stress comes from not being at home - the other 50% is from Katsuki. It's how it is, and he definitely doesn't like Katsuki like that or anything, it's just, you know, a huge crush. So it could be way worse, and might be if Katsuki keeps encouraging him like this.

But he just sticks out his tongue. ]

You would never actually go on one.

[ Threats aside...Katsuki's way too interested in being a hero. ]

i appreciate smaller tags since an inbox of novellas would be overkill <3

[blastedass]

[WOW! He should at least be at 60%, dammit. Slap his pride. And a crush definitely means liking like that kind of like. Hmph. Change his mind. But he's trying not to think about that despite more or less saying it should continue in such a manner. Cause he's an idiot for being so smart.

Not like being away from home doesn't stress him out either. He just... gets his stress out other ways. Like yelling or working very hard. Including the shit he needs to do to take care of himself. Like brushing his teeth. Dork.

Katsuki scowls at the tongue and quickly makes to swipe a finger on it. The annoying way, not the hot way.]

I did against those shitty robots.

[Jeeze, play along, Deku.]

they look big on my phone 📞

[defendure]

[ Izuku immediately tries to bite that finger. Wow.

Not hard, but yeah. ]

Uh-huh. So you want to become villains? I'm not sure I'm into that, but fighting you could be fun.

magnification phone magic!

[blastedass]

[Too bad. Too slow. Already swiped the blep.]

Like I'd become some dumbass villain. Besides, if you fought me, you'd lose. And a hero doesn't fucking lose.

basically!!!!

[defendure]

[ He'll pout just a little bit, expecting it to have zero effect. ]

I've won before, Kacchan. [ Still not often, but he gets better every time. Katsuki has to keep getting better too in order to keep that step ahead. ]

[blastedass]

[Keep that in there if you're not fast enough to protect it. Nyeh yourself.]

I know. That's why I'm never going to stop improving.

[Among all the other (unadmitted) reasons why Izuku's important to him, that's one.]

[defendure]

Well, neither am I! I'm not going to settle for being behind you.

[ They're no longer four years old, after all. He was okay with it back then. ]

[blastedass]

Didn't you just hear me?! I'm always gonna be higher than you!

[All Might's not here and they're still bickering like proper rivals. And petulant teen idiots.]

[defendure]

[ When don't they bicker in some way...they've been arguing since they were kids and while their relationship has changed a lot over the years it hasn't changed THAT much. ]

No way! You're not even higher than me right now.

[blastedass]

[When they're sleeping. Though maybe that happens too, with Katsuki shoving Izuku's arm or leg off, and Izuku ultimately putting it back on. Clinging bastard.]

Bullshit. If I wanted to, I could dump you in that trashcan over there.

[Nod nod.]

Headfirst.

[defendure]

[ He's still not touching Katsuki right now? Though he is looking annoyed. ]

You could not. You wouldn't even be here if you didn't think we weren't at least a little bit equal.

[blastedass]

[Katsuki only smirks at him and tosses his head in lieu of a shrug.]

We'll find out another day. Just cause you win sometimes doesn't mean I don't the rest of the time.

[Acknowledging Izuku's strength and victories, but still holding his own pride high.]

[defendure]

I just won.

[ Or at least - Katsuki didn't deny what he said entirely. ]

[blastedass]

Huh? The fuck are you talking about?

[He CHOSE not to slam dunk him into the fucking trashcan!]

[defendure]

You think of me as on your level, at least a little bit. Don't you? You wouldn't want to do this otherwise.

[ He's 99.9% sure. ]

[blastedass]

So? That's like saying "I won" cause I told you I made it into U.A.!

[He's not going to acknowledge ALL your victories! Especially not the stupid ones!]

[defendure]

You could just admit it for once.

[ Especially right now... ]

You're such a sore loser...

[blastedass]

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhh]

fineyoufuckingwin

I fell asleep on the couch

[defendure]

[ That brilliant grin again, though he still doesn't try for a hand. ]

Thank you.

how dare. to the floor with thee.

[blastedass]

[Can he brilliant grin and still sound sarcastic + happy? Cause Katsuki's swearing he just did.]

Gonna dump you in something before we leave here...

now i'm cooking samosas

[defendure]

[ He maybe can, he's done it before (I don't know about the extras, but the civilians are okay!). ]

Then you'd lose at being the better date.

i'm too lazy for thaaat...

[blastedass]

[Katsuki's still gonna glare at him from the corner of his eye, jaws locked a bit in annoyance. Fucking dork...]

Depends on what I dump you in.

i am done cooking!!! i return for the night

[defendure]

I do like being dumped in bed.

[ If it's a date, he's allowed to flirt. ]

no the night is mine. you cannot have it!

[blastedass]

Took you long enough to come back with that one...

[He thought Mr. Long Kink List would've said that right off the bat.]