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« Great Explosion Murder God » 💥 Dynamight 💥 TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Katsuki Bakugou ✦ My Hero Academia
RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

Fuck, seriously?

[Why the hell did he miss that?! Katsuki heads back into the room and clears the chairs and whatever else is on the rug.]

Get that end.

[defendure]

I didn't notice until you said "floor".

[ Izuku grips the other end, though, and helps peel it back. ]

[blastedass]

[Izuku can peel; Katsuki's doing the grab and yank/haul to drag the rug away from the floor below. Anything from a trap door to a fucking body could be under there (don't ask how a body is under a flat rug). Maybe even a key or paper.]

[defendure]

[ Pick: fake blood stains or a trap door. Because if it's a trap door...the crime scene can be down there, complete with fake crime scene clues? ]

[blastedass]

[Fucking trap door, fucker! Katsuki goes from a split second surprise to rolling his eyes at the cliche (and irritation it took them this long to find the damn thing) and finally to an eager grin as he quickly starts checking for a way to get the trap door open.]

[defendure]

[ Looks like a simple lock. Combination again...Izuku shuffles through their files, huming. ]

[blastedass]

[Katsuki glares at the lock. If he could just blast the fucking thing open...]

Tell me what numbers to put in.

[defendure]

[ Please do not get them kicked out, Kacchan. ]

7-8-5-3.

[blastedass]

[He's NOT blowing anything up, dammit! But he is doing the combination when Izuku reads it out, keeping his ear close like he can hear it. (He can't hear shit useful, but it keeps the theme going.)]

[defendure]

[ Honestly, Izuku appreciates the roleplay. Once they're in...it looks more like a (fake) murder scene down there for sure! ]

[blastedass]

[Katsuki pulls a face at that one instantly.]

Whoa. This guy's a fucking nut.

[defendure]

Whoa! It's all so detailed!

[ He...he thinks it's neat. ]

[blastedass]

Hey. [Shit grin right over there.] Lick the blood. See if it's jam.

[Have a bit of grade-school bully back.]

[defendure]

Wha - Kacchan, we don't even know that it's edible! You taste it!

[ Or better yet neither of them does? ]

[blastedass]

Fuck no! You think I'm an idiot?

[Says the guy who just told Izuku to.

He's still gonna dip the end of the pen in the red to see if it's even liquid.]

[defendure]

[ It is! Gross. ]

I'm kinda surprised there isn't a full fake body.

[blastedass]

[He momentarily wonders if they'll ever see something like this in real life. As heroes. Nothing promises they'll be able to live without the ugly and gross.

Katsuki shoves the thoughts away.]

Maybe it's waiting to drop out of the ceiling.

[defendure]

[ Very probably they might. Izuku isn't thinking about that, although he is eyeing the ceiling nervously. ]

Don't even joke, Kacchan.

[blastedass]

What? Are you frightened over a jumpscare?

[Katsuki grins at him before heading into the murder scene, expression moving to something more serious as he scans the area.]

hello i want to play with the paranoia & love potion

[defendure]

I mean, what if it hit us...

[ But he's switching into business mode too. They need to fully solve the case to win. ]

oh we can totally do that~

[blastedass]

I'd dodge.

[Completely confident in that. Katsuki scans over the murder scene. Is the body even still there or has it been moved?]

I WILL toplevel this month i am so determined and i wanna do that!!!!

[defendure]

Well, I guess I'd probably be able to...

[ But he'd have a heart attack.

Anyway: it's not still there it looks like.

Also, the trap door shuts (new puzzle to solve). ]

i'll pass on topleveling due to work and vacation, but i'll totes hit you up!

[blastedass]

Knowing you? FLOP!

[Katsuki grins at him before clicking his tongue in annoyance at the body being missing. He's still betting its the popular guy.

Only to sling around when the trap door shuts.]

The fuck-?!

<3 i just wanna see love potion effects and PARANOIA

[defendure]

[ Izuku utterly jolts. There's some dim lighting but....

Ah. There's a computer screen with input for the answers. ]

Like he doesn't fucking "worry" about Izuku enough, sheesh

[blastedass]

[For a few seconds, Katsuki wars on blowing the door open, but then determines it's part of the room and moves for the computer screen.]

Ja... Let's see what we got here.