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« Great Explosion Murder God » 💥 Dynamight 💥 TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Katsuki Bakugou ✦ My Hero Academia
RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
GEMBOND ✦ Ruby
"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhh]

fineyoufuckingwin

I fell asleep on the couch

[defendure]

[ That brilliant grin again, though he still doesn't try for a hand. ]

Thank you.

how dare. to the floor with thee.

[blastedass]

[Can he brilliant grin and still sound sarcastic + happy? Cause Katsuki's swearing he just did.]

Gonna dump you in something before we leave here...

now i'm cooking samosas

[defendure]

[ He maybe can, he's done it before (I don't know about the extras, but the civilians are okay!). ]

Then you'd lose at being the better date.

i'm too lazy for thaaat...

[blastedass]

[Katsuki's still gonna glare at him from the corner of his eye, jaws locked a bit in annoyance. Fucking dork...]

Depends on what I dump you in.

i am done cooking!!! i return for the night

[defendure]

I do like being dumped in bed.

[ If it's a date, he's allowed to flirt. ]

no the night is mine. you cannot have it!

[blastedass]

Took you long enough to come back with that one...

[He thought Mr. Long Kink List would've said that right off the bat.]

share it

[defendure]

You wanted to dump me in a trash can!

[ Rude and not sexy. ]

share request denied

[blastedass]

Does that stop your comeback wit?

[Not that Izuku's ever been real snappy with the counter insults...]

i guess i have to go to sleep then!!!

[defendure]

Well, if you dump me in a trash can I won't sleep with you.

[ Tonight anyway. ]

https://imgur.com/pSh3rX3

[blastedass]

I'll keep that in mind.

[He's not going to dump him in a trash can. Maybe a ball pit if there's one randomly around.]

for me it's staying up to tag

[defendure]

Does that threat actually work?

[ Why does that matter, Izuku. ]

i figured you'd get the gist~

[blastedass]

Guess you'll find out, won't you.

[Because Izuku's gonna Deku. (It does kind of work...)]

i have the energy to boomerang one thread

[defendure]

Hm...that or you really do want to be the "best" at this, too.

[ A date. ]

and it shall be mine~

[blastedass]

[Stop using his pride against him, damn you!]

I'm the best by default!

how did u know

[defendure]

[ He will not. It's so effective... ]

I wouldn't give you a perfect score right now?

i have a nose for these things

[blastedass]

[Don't make him resort to underhanded tactics...]

Then why do you look as happy as a fucking puppy?

an ace detective

[defendure]

[ What tactics would those be? ]

Because I'm fine with a six out of ten?

got the sniffer of the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang

[blastedass]

[His to know. Yours to find out.]

Ten out of ten when you're not being a petulant brat.

[And veering off to a takoyaki stall.]

[defendure]

We're gonna be late...and you can't rate yourself, Kacchan.

[ Well, he CAN. It just won't be accurate. Izuku was actually giving his genuine assessment there, although he'd rate Katsuki as a person higher than Katsuki as a date. ]

[blastedass]

[He's barely thirty seconds at the stall and comes back with the spicy balls on the sticks in a basket, falling in step with Izuku again.]

And your rating will change with your mood, right?

[defendure]

No. I mean, that's a part of it, but isn't it supposed to be based on more than that?

[ Izuku's got his hands in his pockets, amused but having waited. ]

I can stop rating it if you want though.

[blastedass]

Rate at the end, dammit. You don't rate something throughout the entire proceeding!

[Well, technically you do, but he doesn't need numbers posted to his face every five fucking minutes.]

[defendure]

Mm? If you ask at the end, sure.

[ He's walking more slowly despite being worried about their start time. Katsuki should be able to finish the food before they get to the door, he thinks? ]

[blastedass]

[Oh now he has to ASK for his own rating?! Fuck that!! (He will.) And while he's not wolfing it, Katsuki doesn't bother slowing down his steps either.

He'll leave Izuku behind if he doesn't pick up his pace. Does offer one ball-strewn stick to his date...]