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RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
GEMBOND ✦ Ruby
"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[defendure]

You wanted to dump me in a trash can!

[ Rude and not sexy. ]

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[blastedass]

Does that stop your comeback wit?

[Not that Izuku's ever been real snappy with the counter insults...]

i guess i have to go to sleep then!!!

[defendure]

Well, if you dump me in a trash can I won't sleep with you.

[ Tonight anyway. ]

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[blastedass]

I'll keep that in mind.

[He's not going to dump him in a trash can. Maybe a ball pit if there's one randomly around.]

for me it's staying up to tag

[defendure]

Does that threat actually work?

[ Why does that matter, Izuku. ]

i figured you'd get the gist~

[blastedass]

Guess you'll find out, won't you.

[Because Izuku's gonna Deku. (It does kind of work...)]

i have the energy to boomerang one thread

[defendure]

Hm...that or you really do want to be the "best" at this, too.

[ A date. ]

and it shall be mine~

[blastedass]

[Stop using his pride against him, damn you!]

I'm the best by default!

how did u know

[defendure]

[ He will not. It's so effective... ]

I wouldn't give you a perfect score right now?

i have a nose for these things

[blastedass]

[Don't make him resort to underhanded tactics...]

Then why do you look as happy as a fucking puppy?

an ace detective

[defendure]

[ What tactics would those be? ]

Because I'm fine with a six out of ten?

got the sniffer of the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang

[blastedass]

[His to know. Yours to find out.]

Ten out of ten when you're not being a petulant brat.

[And veering off to a takoyaki stall.]

[defendure]

We're gonna be late...and you can't rate yourself, Kacchan.

[ Well, he CAN. It just won't be accurate. Izuku was actually giving his genuine assessment there, although he'd rate Katsuki as a person higher than Katsuki as a date. ]

[blastedass]

[He's barely thirty seconds at the stall and comes back with the spicy balls on the sticks in a basket, falling in step with Izuku again.]

And your rating will change with your mood, right?

[defendure]

No. I mean, that's a part of it, but isn't it supposed to be based on more than that?

[ Izuku's got his hands in his pockets, amused but having waited. ]

I can stop rating it if you want though.

[blastedass]

Rate at the end, dammit. You don't rate something throughout the entire proceeding!

[Well, technically you do, but he doesn't need numbers posted to his face every five fucking minutes.]

[defendure]

Mm? If you ask at the end, sure.

[ He's walking more slowly despite being worried about their start time. Katsuki should be able to finish the food before they get to the door, he thinks? ]

[blastedass]

[Oh now he has to ASK for his own rating?! Fuck that!! (He will.) And while he's not wolfing it, Katsuki doesn't bother slowing down his steps either.

He'll leave Izuku behind if he doesn't pick up his pace. Does offer one ball-strewn stick to his date...]

[defendure]

[ It takes a full twenty seconds for Izuku to realize he's actually being offered food, at which point he sort of startles...but does accept it! So there's that. ]

[blastedass]

[Will it take the full twenty if Katsuki pokes him in the cheek with the end of the stick after five seconds of holding it out to him?

Poke poke. Pokey poke poke...]

[defendure]

[ No, he realizes it sooner then but he also stumbles off the sidewalk like a dumbass when he jumps so give him a second to catch himself? ]

2 AM tag. take it or leave it.

[blastedass]

[Did he manage to avoid stumbling into the rose bush and *deep breath*

Accidentally whacking an old lady with one of the branches making her throw her arms up in shock
Which sent a bottle of apple juice flying out of her handbag and landing on the brakes of a stroller
Which sent the baby carriage rolling off down the hill towards an intersection
Only to be grabbed at the last second by a passerby on a bicycle at the cost of
Sending his baguette sailing into the air and promptly bonking some poor guy on the top of the head
Which knocked him out and landed him face down in his bowl of soup
Getting the nearby diners' attention and leading to a small crowd of worried people gathering around as the present doctor quickly manages to revive the man who falls in love with her at first sight and results in the two agreeing to have lunch together?

Does his dumbass catch himself and prevent all that?]

i will take all of your tags

[defendure]

[ Since he was stumbling street side instead...he does, and just stubs his toe. Ow??

It's less dramatic but he does hop for a second as he shakes it off.

So that's smooth? ]

[blastedass]

[All is spared. Katsuki still gives him a flat look. Amazing he doesn't fall over on the bus or subway with people bumping him.]

Smooth.

[Not. He's really dating this.]

[defendure]

[ Just try to keep in mind the reasons why, Katsuki. Izuku's gone bright red, and just.

Eats the takoyaki to avoid having to defend himself... ]