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text: un:dabi

[sekoto]

Oi, you know an Itadori?

[ Like nothing happened. ]

[blastedass]

[Random text is random.]

Fuck, now what happened?

[sekoto]

Nothing, I just want to talk to him.

[blastedass]

Then why the fuck are you asking me? Can't you look him up?

[sekoto]

How am I supposed to know some random ass username? I figured you'd know him since blue fuck is the one that's being a fucking noisy ass about it.

[blastedass]

[Stop copying his naming pattern.]

Blue fuck? Who the fuck's that?

[Honestly, YOU'RE a contender for "Blue Fuck", Dabi.]

[sekoto]

[ He's not blue, his fire is blue! Big difference. However, he can't say 'patchwork face' either because that's how they got mixed up in the first place. ]

Annoyingly chatty asshole with lines and stitches all over. Obsesses about one of you UA kids and I'm assuming that's you since you're the loud one.

[blastedass]

[You're a big blue and black bump.]

Fucking Patch Face. Is he using you to find Itadori?

Or did he try and sic you on him?

[sekoto]

[ He's pretty black and blue right now honestly. ]

Asshole's been trying to get me to play games with him for a while now. Don't think he gets that we're different kinds of crazy.

Said I should pin my crimes on Itadori since he has blue fire, too.

sorry for the slow, some family drama over here

[blastedass]

[And whose fault is that?]

Don't let fucking Patch Face touch you.

That won't work cause Itadori's fire's not natural fire. It's spectral.

no worries, I'm heading to sleep

[sekoto]

[ Shoto's, it was his damn idea. ]

I don't plan on letting unhinged psychos touch me.

[ ...never mind that he's just as unhinged if brought far enough to the edge. ]

Figures. Still want to talk to him, though.

slumber well! i'll be much faster for you tomorrow~

[blastedass]

[Uh-huh. That's y'all's business.]

Good. His powers work through touch.

[Yeah but he's "homeworld" unhinged psycho and thus Bakugou's more loyal to him than fucking Patch Face.]

If that asshole put you up to this, I'm not trusting it. That guy wants to torture and murder Itadori.

Tell me why you want to talk to him first. Then I'll help.

🖤

[sekoto]

[ Attaboy, leaving the family drama to the dramatic ones. ]

So he doesn't just remind me of Shigaraki, he has the fucking death touch too

[ So sweet of you, Bakugou. ]

Don't fucking insult me, he didn't put me up to shit. I'm not following some asshole's whim of using me as a means of entertainment or testing fucking limits.

I want to know what the Itadori guy knows about him.

[ Dabi was curious about the fire, too, but that had been explained. ]

[blastedass]

[Said it to Half-n-Half over dinner and the opinion hasn't changed.]

Reminded you of Mr. Hands too, huh.

[He can't profess to know all the details, but it's enough to at least warn Dabi of that much.]

The fucker's tried to kill me before; fuck you for thinking I trust anything about him.

[You know all about being cautious.]

jenniferlawrencefan1. Don't try to pin your crimes on him; no one'll believe you for shit.

[sekoto]

Yeah.

[ It's the hair, mostly. Shigaraki was a better kind of crazy. ]

I told you what he was suggesting it to me, how the fuck does that come out as me actually planning to do it? Fuck you, remind me to not warn your ungrateful ass next time.

[blastedass]

[You'd know best.]

You didn't warn me about shit. I warned you. Twice.

[And he didn't hear a "thank you" either, so now who's the ungrateful ass?]

How's your injuries?

[sekoto]

[ Here he thought he would do something 'good' because he doesn't trust the weird fucker. Sigh. ]

I'm alive.

[blastedass]

[He did do good. That's why he has a warning about Mahito and Itadori's username. Which Bakugou wouldn't have given him if he didn't--somewhat--trust Dabi's intention.

Read his actions, Crispy, not his words!]

Good. Don't need you dying on me.

[sekoto]

[ It's a fucking text app, how is he supposed to read into anything??? ]

Really? Seems like it'd be less trouble.

[ He's not fishing for sympathy as much as he's genuinely surprised that the guy gives a shit after what he did to Shoto. ]

[blastedass]

[YOU'RE READING RIGHT NOW, DUMBASS!!]

This fucking place isn't worth your or any of our lives.

Wouldn't give it the satisfaction of offing us.

[That's right. Just equated staying alive to giving a big ass middle finger to Noctium.

As for what he did to Shoto, the two brothers asked for it, picking that fight. Bakugou's not one to sympathize with someone who dropped a hammer on his own stupid foot.]

[sekoto]

[ Well. True. ]

Fair enough. I don't exactly like the idea of his place winning in any way.

[ To be perfectly fair Dabi didn't pick the fight, Shoto did. Asking him to pick a time and everything. The villain didn't have any plans of killing his younger brother where their father could not see, but the fucking idiot decided that he'd rather risk death than leave his older brother the fuck alone. ]

[blastedass]

I'm gonna stay alive and get the fuck back home. We all are.

[There's too much unfinished going on there.

Yeah well, for Bakugou to know that, he'd have to hear the story from both sides and so far hasn't heard shit from either of them about it.]

[sekoto]

[ He can agree with 'unfinished'.
...and sorry, Bakugou. The Todoroki bros are bad at talking. ]

Can you die in this place? I heard you turn into a rock. That fucker said something about breaking them open to make sure they were dead.

[blastedass]

[Look at Mr. Good Conversation on this end.]

Yes. Get your head chopped off, dead.

But if you wanna die by synchrony, it'll take a long ass time.

[Hmph, going on a branch here, but...]

Anything else that asshole told you?

[sekoto]

Honestly he's hard to follow when he rambles. I'm used to Twice but this guy seems to just have a stream of consciousness and then only says half of out out loud. He just seems very eager that I go kill people.