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« Great Explosion Murder God » 💥 Dynamight 💥 TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Katsuki Bakugou ✦ My Hero Academia
RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[sekoto]

[ It's a fucking text app, how is he supposed to read into anything??? ]

Really? Seems like it'd be less trouble.

[ He's not fishing for sympathy as much as he's genuinely surprised that the guy gives a shit after what he did to Shoto. ]

[blastedass]

[YOU'RE READING RIGHT NOW, DUMBASS!!]

This fucking place isn't worth your or any of our lives.

Wouldn't give it the satisfaction of offing us.

[That's right. Just equated staying alive to giving a big ass middle finger to Noctium.

As for what he did to Shoto, the two brothers asked for it, picking that fight. Bakugou's not one to sympathize with someone who dropped a hammer on his own stupid foot.]

[sekoto]

[ Well. True. ]

Fair enough. I don't exactly like the idea of his place winning in any way.

[ To be perfectly fair Dabi didn't pick the fight, Shoto did. Asking him to pick a time and everything. The villain didn't have any plans of killing his younger brother where their father could not see, but the fucking idiot decided that he'd rather risk death than leave his older brother the fuck alone. ]

[blastedass]

I'm gonna stay alive and get the fuck back home. We all are.

[There's too much unfinished going on there.

Yeah well, for Bakugou to know that, he'd have to hear the story from both sides and so far hasn't heard shit from either of them about it.]

[sekoto]

[ He can agree with 'unfinished'.
...and sorry, Bakugou. The Todoroki bros are bad at talking. ]

Can you die in this place? I heard you turn into a rock. That fucker said something about breaking them open to make sure they were dead.

[blastedass]

[Look at Mr. Good Conversation on this end.]

Yes. Get your head chopped off, dead.

But if you wanna die by synchrony, it'll take a long ass time.

[Hmph, going on a branch here, but...]

Anything else that asshole told you?

[sekoto]

Honestly he's hard to follow when he rambles. I'm used to Twice but this guy seems to just have a stream of consciousness and then only says half of out out loud. He just seems very eager that I go kill people.

[blastedass]

That tracks. He's fucking fascinated with murder and killing people. It pisses me off when he starts rambling about that shit.

Like that Toothy Bondage guy.

[sekoto]

I'm not sure why the fuck he's obsessed with ME doing it, he can do his own murder rampage.

Moonfish was weird as fuck, I'm not going to lie.

[blastedass]

So he can hide behind you, gets off on your mayhem, and then laugh when you take the fall. He's not human.

Where the fuck did you even find that asshole?

[sekoto]

I prefer my mayhem to be my own, I'm not some fucking violence proxy.

Death Row. He escaped and came to join us. Seemed useful, if annoying.

[blastedass]

I don't trust him. Except to be fucking deranged.

Damn. Didn't know he was on Death Row. Collecting all kinds, huh.

[sekoto]

Slim pickings, you know. Muscular, Moonfish and the kid were mostly cannon fodder anyway. Didn't have what it takes.

[blastedass]

Thanks for scraping your riffraff off on us, bastard.

Next time, send in someone worthwhile so I don't die of fucking boredom.

[sekoto]

What, being in a marble wasn't good enough?

[blastedass]

FUCKING BORING!! Put me in a bullet at least!!

[sekoto]

I'll let Compress know that he should upgrade.

[ If the man is still alive. ]

[blastedass]

[Probably is. No word of his ass-cheek-related death.]

Hilarious if you think that asshole'll ever touch me again.

[sekoto]

I did... and honestly, he might be the nicest of us.

[ ...more like he was touched, since he was in manacles, but still. ]

[blastedass]

Unless that's all a fucking act like the rest of him.

[Why is everyone insisting on touching him? Fucking Sludge Villain, then Mask Face, then Crispy, then Mr. Hands. Villains are a handsy buncha shits.]

[sekoto]

[ Touch starved fucks, that's why. ]

Oh, probably. But we all got layers.

[blastedass]

[ASK FIRST, PRIVACY INVADERS!!]

No shit. Who reveals everything up front?

[sekoto]

[ Villainy starts when you don't respect consent! ]

At least it's amusing.

[blastedass]

[See? Selfish fuckers, that's what.]

Pissed me off. Mr. Hand wasted so much fucking time getting to the point.

[sekoto]

He got better at it.