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« Great Explosion Murder God » 💥 Dynamight 💥 TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Katsuki Bakugou ✦ My Hero Academia
RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
GEMBOND ✦ Ruby
"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

I don't trust him. Except to be fucking deranged.

Damn. Didn't know he was on Death Row. Collecting all kinds, huh.

[sekoto]

Slim pickings, you know. Muscular, Moonfish and the kid were mostly cannon fodder anyway. Didn't have what it takes.

[blastedass]

Thanks for scraping your riffraff off on us, bastard.

Next time, send in someone worthwhile so I don't die of fucking boredom.

[sekoto]

What, being in a marble wasn't good enough?

[blastedass]

FUCKING BORING!! Put me in a bullet at least!!

[sekoto]

I'll let Compress know that he should upgrade.

[ If the man is still alive. ]

[blastedass]

[Probably is. No word of his ass-cheek-related death.]

Hilarious if you think that asshole'll ever touch me again.

[sekoto]

I did... and honestly, he might be the nicest of us.

[ ...more like he was touched, since he was in manacles, but still. ]

[blastedass]

Unless that's all a fucking act like the rest of him.

[Why is everyone insisting on touching him? Fucking Sludge Villain, then Mask Face, then Crispy, then Mr. Hands. Villains are a handsy buncha shits.]

[sekoto]

[ Touch starved fucks, that's why. ]

Oh, probably. But we all got layers.

[blastedass]

[ASK FIRST, PRIVACY INVADERS!!]

No shit. Who reveals everything up front?

[sekoto]

[ Villainy starts when you don't respect consent! ]

At least it's amusing.

[blastedass]

[See? Selfish fuckers, that's what.]

Pissed me off. Mr. Hand wasted so much fucking time getting to the point.

[sekoto]

He got better at it.

[blastedass]

Take your word for it. Didn't help him in the end either.

[sekoto]

It really didn't.

[ He kinda wants the creep back. ]

[blastedass]

[Conversely, Bakugou doesn't want the creep here. Or anyone.]

Pick a better spokesperson.

[sekoto]

[ Yeah Dabi isn't fond of the idea of having Shigaraki here, since he has better things to do... but he wants him to have his mind back. ]

What, you want Toga to do the talking?

[blastedass]

[He had one to lose in the first place? (Dur-hur.) This place'll pull him from anywhere.]

That fucking lunatic? Can she speak beyond ogling people?

[sekoto]

[ Boot that fucker AFO out ok? He has no love for the LoV (lies) but Shigaraki doesn't deserve to be a soul pez dispenser for some old creep. ]

Not really. So that leaves me or Spinner right now.

[blastedass]

[What lies. He should've seen that coming from a mile off.]

Either work. I'll be out a lot faster then.

[sekoto]

[ Try telling scratchy boy to not do something. It's like telling Deku not to save people, just with added tantrums. ]

'It was fun while it lasted' and all that. Would have made one hell of a villain, though. Enough conviction to save this fucking mess heroes have left.

[blastedass]

[Damn. He'd actually get that similarity. Still snarl about comparing the two of them, purely out of pride and spite.]

Yeah, had a fucking blast with you losers.

And you would've been a great hero.

But we're gonna not only fix the mess we're in, but we'll do it by saving each of you. Even if that means kicking your ass.

[sekoto]

[ There's a bit of a pause as that ache is in his chest again, hollow and dark and full of shattered glass. A hero. ]

Maybe I would have. We'll never know.

There's no 'saving', Bakugou. Maybe you can get that through Shoto's stubborn skull.

[blastedass]

[It's a thought he's had the more he's matured. What could have been. What's truly been taken.]

Can't tell the future.

Different kinds of "saving", Crispy. And you know as well as I do there's no getting through that thick head of his. Half-n-Half Bastard's gonna chase after you till he can't.

[It's what family does.]