🤬 Open Contact

[blastedass]

Open Contact

"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



What to contact Bakugo for a talk? Feel free to say whatever here!

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[blastedass]

i blasted his ass without even looking, dammit!

YOU WANNA GET THROWN THROUGH THE WALL TONIGHT?!

[recilientrioting]

that's bad protocol Kats
what if they ask u to ID his parts?
HA!

nooo?
why do pretend u dont like the baby?
ur gr8 with kids!

[blastedass]

THEN YOU CAN LOOK AT HIS SMOKING BUTT AFTER I TAKE HIM OUT!!

KIDS SUCK!! you never had to deal with those shits we did!

[recilientrioting]

i'm kiiiiidding~

NOOOOOOO theeeey dont!
and no i didnt bc i wasn't in the Mr. Special Team during UA~
idk
i thought you'd love kids after ur experience
you guys have a lot in common

[ Smiiiiles. ]

[blastedass]

yes they do! they're brats!

HAA?! I'M NOTHING LIKE THOSE LITTLE MONSTERS!!

[recilientrioting]

ur not denying that u like the baby thouuuuuugh
ur kinda a brat?

and ur always saying whats on your mind
and u pout when u dont get your way
and ur loud lol ????

[blastedass]

WHAT THE HELL?! A BRAT'S A BRAT!



you're gonna fucking die tonight!

[recilientrioting]

BUT
she's a cute brat baby girl~

WHY U SO MAAAD today?
no way a little baby got under ur skin so much
u need a massage!

[blastedass]

YOU coddle her then.

tch!


you gonna give me one?

[recilientrioting]

maybe NEXT time we babysit together!
but that wont happen iiiiff
Uraraka bans us bc of ur dirty mouth~

so u are in a mood? whats wrong?


if u say please~

[blastedass]

we're heroes, not babysitters, dammit!

let her ban me! i'll ban myself.

i'm not in a mood!

[recilientrioting]

hey Pros need to be able to lend their fellow Pros a hand once in a while, right?

NO! u gotta come with me! ;;;
ur that babys favorite I can see it in her eyes!
if she sees me around u she'll like me too

ur sooorta in a mood
u need a nice hot dinner and a back rub for sure

[ Much like... a baby.]

[blastedass]

she can call a real babysitter and give them a job for the night!

what kind of baby eyes have you been staring at?!

the hell

you're pissing me off and coddling me at the same time!

[recilientrioting]

babysitters cost money- we're free!
Uraraka loves a deal!

dont worry about that just dont get us banned!


oookaaay?
u can be moody AND get a backrub
how about i get u that super spicy seafood curry before i head to ur apartment?
from that one place u like!

[blastedass]

they also need to make money! we're paid as heroes!
FINE! if she asks, you can tell her!

I'M NOT GETTING US BANNED!


what're you plotting?

[recilientrioting]

hey u dont know Urarakas financial situation!
u were pretty broke after u got Midoriya that suit rmr~
wooohooo!

ok so no more cussing.


nothing??? im getting u some grub!
Red Riot doesn't "plot"

[blastedass]

I WASN'T

FORGET IT! you can be a damn brick!

we all pooled for that suit, idiot. you think he would've accepted it if he knew someone went almost broke for it/

"fuck"

you're doing a lot of things i like right now... sus

[recilientrioting]

yeeea we all pitched in
But youuuu put in a lot~


u can say fuck all u want around me


WHAT?? Ur clearly in a grumpy mood!
cant a fellow try to cheer u up?

[blastedass]

shut up. he deserved to continue being a hero.
money wasn't an issue.

i'm screencapping that.

i'll be better when i'm back home, dammit!

[recilientrioting]

hehe gotchaa
he sure did!

u hoarding blackmail receipts again me~?
thats not nice

why u in a mood though? u wanna talk about it?

[blastedass]

then come get it.
you know where my phone is.

i'm not in a mood, dammit!

[recilientrioting]

oooooo~?
Big Man Dynamight Exposion Murder God Top No.4 guy wants a challengeeeee?

i dont usually condone confiscating private property without a warrant, ykno?

u suuuure?
im getting u spicy curry anyways.

[blastedass]

bring it on, No. 12! i'll take you on anytime, anywhere!

even if it's blackmail?

i didn't tell you not to, shitty hair.

[recilientrioting]

[ HOW DARE HE. Eijirou grins- chuckling to himself because... this is smug coming from Mr. No. 15 as of a couple weeks ago!!! ]
wooooooooooowww

u SAID U WERENT GONNA BRING THAT UP!
i've been
BUSY????
w agency stuff!

[...]

i'm making it extra small order for that rank comment

[blastedass]

[THOSE WERE FIGHTING WORDS!! Katsuki's not gonna back down from a challenge like this! He worked fucking hard to regain those ten ranks! Pisses him off Izuku's standing where he USED to be. Gonna reclaim that spot, dammit!]

bring what up?
uh-huh. super fucking busy.

damn. guess i'll have to cook something.