🤬 Open Contact

[blastedass]

Open Contact

"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



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[blastedass]

bring it on, No. 12! i'll take you on anytime, anywhere!

even if it's blackmail?

i didn't tell you not to, shitty hair.

[recilientrioting]

[ HOW DARE HE. Eijirou grins- chuckling to himself because... this is smug coming from Mr. No. 15 as of a couple weeks ago!!! ]
wooooooooooowww

u SAID U WERENT GONNA BRING THAT UP!
i've been
BUSY????
w agency stuff!

[...]

i'm making it extra small order for that rank comment

[blastedass]

[THOSE WERE FIGHTING WORDS!! Katsuki's not gonna back down from a challenge like this! He worked fucking hard to regain those ten ranks! Pisses him off Izuku's standing where he USED to be. Gonna reclaim that spot, dammit!]

bring what up?
uh-huh. super fucking busy.

damn. guess i'll have to cook something.

[recilientrioting]

[ He deserves a pinch. Somewhere SENSATIVE. Red PURCES his lips- thisssss blondie brat doesn't change. Not even into their mid twenties!]

THE RANKS. u said u weren't gonna get a big head!

I AM????????
its insane making my own agency from scratch!
ive barely gotten to go outside!! I'M PALE from all the paperwork!;;;

IM KIDDDDING
ill get u regular

[blastedass]

[Nope! He's not changing for anyone unless he wants to. Fuck everyone who said he was gonna "calm down"or "mellow" as he got older.]

I CAN BE PROUD OF MY RESULTS!!

you're bitching.
that's not like you, shitty hair.
if you need help, you can ask.

thought so.

[recilientrioting]

riiiight
I forgot proud and smug look the same on you~

A MAN IS ALLOWED TO VENT
its healthy!
I
Dont need help
Im GREAT


u better say Thank You I appreciate you So Much

[blastedass]

like you've got a problem with that.

sounds like you need help.
i got some free time tomorrow.
want me to come over?

maybe. when you get home.

[recilientrioting]

nope. it's sorta cute

No??? IM LIT FINE???
Fat said he went thru the same thing!
It just takes a lot of desk hours getting set up and I'm still working on my schedule...

PLUS

Flexi is helping me she's ultra good w that Excel sheet stuff


Yes sir~

[blastedass]

shut up!

[Bastard, calling him cute again.]

As long as you come back home at a decent hour and get good rest, do whatever you fucking want.

[He won't police him, but he won't let his boyfriend run himself ragged getting his agency set up.]

Learn to do Excel, Shitty Hair.

[recilientrioting]

if i shut up who's gonna coddle u???

what do you consider 'decent hour'~?

[ He's trying to be cute about it- but he knows better than anyone this new phase of Hero Work takes time... and long hours he cannot anticipate for. He just dreads the desk work. ]

whyyyyyyy
SHE'S SO GOOD AT IT TOO
im lucky she even applied to work with me! maybe she can teach me

[blastedass]

you can do that quietly!

before 8pm.

[Despite being studious and ambitious in his new work as a Pro Hero, Katsuki refuses to allow it to jeopardize his health or his work. Staying up too late, doing too much, for office shit, at the cost of their effectiveness as hero in the field, is not a trade he's willing to let himself, or his boyfriend, make.]

so you have a backup in case she's busy or away.

[recilientrioting]

nooooo
u know one of MY love languages is using words so i cant shut up

[...]

10pm ?

[ 8 PM IS IMPOSSIBLE????]

what if she just makes me two copies???

[ There is a reason why his agency hired such a talented Office Manager...

Red Riots talents tend to lend elsewhere. On the field. Outside.]

[blastedass]

i know how to shut you up.

8 PM

you're gonna burn out and fuck up in the field. don't be stupid.

WHAT IF SHE'S NOT THERE?!

[He's not saying replace her! He's saying make sure you can handle the office duties in a pinch emergency!]

[recilientrioting]

u teaseeee~

THATS
IMPOSSIBLE??? i'd have to be heading home by 730!;;;
so done with work by 7 20, then out of my uniform by 7??
isnt OverTime a thing when ur a Pro

i wooooont
after we get past the first 5 months Fat said it gets easier!


oooooo

[...]

can i get two Office Managers?

[ Suuuuuureeee. His Manager, Admins, and PR Agent have ample experience with managing pinch emergencies. Riot runs straight into them! ]

[blastedass]

you like it.

JUST FOR YOUR DAMN DESK WORK!
if you're on a mission or in a battle, stay until it's done!

you fall down or fuck up out there and i'm dragging your ass back with me.


you can get whoever you want, idiot.

[This guy sometimes...]

[recilientrioting]

how'd u know~?


OOOO ok that makes sense
I was gonna say ur barely half awake after 8pm on ur day off!;;

Awww dont do that
ppl are going to think the Great Murder God Dynamight plays favorites!
the rumors youll start...



Its so much to think abouuuut
And i havent even opened slots for sidekicks!

[blastedass]

[] cause we're dating.

huh? i'm never half-awake! [Yes he can be.] you don't have to stay up till fucking midnight.

they've already seen us kiss, idiot.
i'm not gonna date someone who isn't my favorite.


heh, you're gonna have a lot of applicants.

[recilientrioting]

and causeeee u looooveee meee~?

u r lit half-way into a REM cycle when i get home, Kats.

OOOOOH the RUMORS~!
i know the reporters are ultra nosey... but still it was kinda fun keeping it a secret
kinda kinky~


dont say that!!!!;;;

[ All that paperwork...]

[blastedass]

WHAT'D I JUST SAY?!

if you get home after 10pm!

tch, they didn't have to find out that way. bastards. right there on live tv too.
it could've stayed a secret for a few more months.

get a secretary.

[They'll handle the paperwork.]

[recilientrioting]

c'mooonnnnn saaay it

its okay i love u just the way you are, Sleeping Handsome~



that scared the beejezus outta me;;; I MEAN i don't care now u know??
idk i guess i was a lil worried... about us and work and stuff when everyone found out
intense
im glad u didnt sue the reporter tho heh;


omg
ur a genius???
why doesn't anyone tell Pros this stuff???

[ Press Rewind to Fatgum telling him 4 months ago, "You're gonna need like three Secretaries, bud!"]

[blastedass]

i already said it!

duh. you wouldn't be with me if you didn't.

nothing's as scary when you look back on it.
there's always a risk when heroes have someone special.
i should've fucking sued them.

HAA?! DID YOU SLEEP DURING AGENCY CLASS?!
we had those bastards from the business department give a week of lectures!

[Rewind to their last year in U.A. when that damn Beehive Hair kid showed up with his posse.]

[recilientrioting]

agaaaain

idunno???? ur pretty hot.
i might be the type of man who dates a hotty even with a bad temper~?


jeeeez do you ever get tired of being so dam cool?
i love that you make me brave, Tsuki~
HEHE u scared them pretty good


maybe?? IT WAS A LOT TO KEEP UP WITH?!
our 3rd year was a blur!!
all those tests... activities... sidework, trips, interships! outtings!;;;
if i didnt take pictures i wouldn't rmr half of the stuff we did;;;

[blastedass]

when you get home

you're not that shallow, dumbass.
you like me for more than my looks.

why the hell would i? i'm awesome.
i don't make you brave. you do that all yourself.
good. fucking leeches.

i tutored you on it!
that's not an excuse!
yeah? all to prepare us for our lives as pros.

you and your scrapbooks.

[recilientrioting]

ill how u to that~

WHY NOT i could be shallow!
i could like u for your nice butt only~

u make me a LITTLE brave!! i just look in ur eyes and feel brave and strong and all the great stuff


WELL THE TUTORING WAS A BLUR????
HMMMMMMMMMMM >(
heeeeeey
dont pick on my scrapbook!

[blastedass]

i wouldn't date someone that fucking shallow, dumbass.

you're too big-hearted to like someone just for his ass.

hmph. i inspire you to be brave.
you choose to do brave all by yourself.

YOU STILL PASSED!!
now try to remember some of it, dammit.

didn't say shit, ei.