🤬 Open Contact

[blastedass]

Open Contact

"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



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[blastedass]

i wouldn't date someone that fucking shallow, dumbass.

you're too big-hearted to like someone just for his ass.

hmph. i inspire you to be brave.
you choose to do brave all by yourself.

YOU STILL PASSED!!
now try to remember some of it, dammit.

didn't say shit, ei.

[recilientrioting]

soooooo u think my big-heart is attractive~

[ Then, like per usual, a random thought pops into his big red brain...]

oh yea? how do u know!? we've dated since forever...
actually
ur the first guy i ever dated-
i dont even know if i have a 'type'??? that's not you heh

omg
what if i was meant to date a guy WITHOUT a hot butt???

[blastedass]

stop fishing for compliments, dammit.

[Of course he does! But admitting it straight up is... not gonna happen so easily.]

so? you're my first.
what, are you having regrets?
i saw everyone in class and you're the guy i fell for.
if you doubt yourself, you're doubting me, and i'll kick your ass for that crap.

you'd find it hot.

[recilientrioting]

maybe just compliment me instead? cmoooonnn


i knew that already but its still cute to hear~
NO FREAKIN WAY.
ur my person Tsuki.
and i fell for u first rmr? i was like 'woooow what a handsome manly guuuy~~'
while u were still trying to murder me in general heh

i'll never regret a second of it, Katsuki.

YOU THINK IM SOOOO in love w you i'd love you even if u had a flat butt?????

[...]

ur right. i would.
but thankfully u have an A+++ butt

[blastedass]

you're cute.

tch, i tell you each anniversary.
of course you fell first; i wasn't interested in dating, dammit!
yeah, cause you were fucking annoying.

you better remember that, Eijirou.

uh-huh.
lucky for you, i'm the best goddamn package in the world.

[He's got it all! Except the personality problems...]

and you've got the best dick.

[recilientrioting]

[ Full grown man swooning- he chuckles since Katsuki actually caved. Cha-ching!]

what eeelse?

OOOOOO right right I'm the reason u considered dating~
i didn't know my game was THAT good heh
"annoying" to a very emotionally constipated 17 yr old Katsuki-
but DETERMINED to others!

you think i'd forget? who's doubting who now hmmm~?


yeeea, u got ur charms
like a ticking-time bomb in a box sorta package hehe

[ Nobody is perfect! It's part of his... ... charms.]

wooooow
ROMANTIC
here i thought u were with me bc of my charming good looks and my manly determination!

[blastedass]

[Eijirou should know he can get Katsuki to cave more often than not, much to his irritation.]

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, DAMMIT?!

[This ass!]

you weren't gonna give up even if i told you to go die, idiot.
you came at me with everything you had.

[How the hell was he supposed to turn that down? Attractive.]

I WASN'T CONSTIPATED, YOU ASS!!
i had other things on my mind!

you're the one who wrestles with self-doubt, Ei.

tch, you trying to get body slammed tonight or what?

[Backhanded compliments all over the place in here.]

charming good dick and manly dick 100%

[recilientrioting]

dont get all spikey
u know what words of affirmation dooo to me~

[ He was on his 1 hr break- he's insufferable!]

i mean if u would told me u werent srs interested i woulda backed off!;
buuuuutt those pretty manly eyes were telling me otherwise~

okay! emotionally .... delayed?
better?


woooooooow ok valid but not when it comes to u!
ur my rock

hmmmmmm no but I am down for a kiss and some dinner if ur offering ♡

Pervert. (Affectionate)
Heh

[blastedass]

keep it in your pants, red.
i'll hang up.

[He's serious about that threat too. Mostly because he doesn't want Eijirou to send him jerk off selfies on HIS break.]

shut up! you're being a damn sap now!
if i wasn't interested, i wouldn't thrown you through a wall!

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY EMOTIONS, DAMMIT!!


hmph. you say that now, but you better remember it later.

what do you want to eat?

don't wanna hear that from you.

[recilientrioting]

WHAT WHY?
dont hang up on me!
I'm being romantic!


a sap you love~
ok ok fair

Thats not what I said!
ur strong emotions r valid babe.... they were just a little kept in u know?

oooo u buying? im down for some Korean? spicy!

aaaand i can give u dessert?
ur favorite

[blastedass]

that was erotic, not romantic!

che. i don't even wanna know the face you're making typing that.

you just repeated it!
what the hell did i keep in?!
when i was ready to tell you, i told you, dammit!

[He totally kept stuff in and wrestled with it.]

i'll make it.
aa. some spicy, some mild so you can pick what you want.

yeah? what's my favorite?

[recilientrioting]

IT CAN BE ROMANTIC
u dont know what ur words doooo to my heart~

Ill make the face again later when im home heh

Oooookaaayyy mr. Manly Macho
ur saying u NEVER held back a siiingle feeling u had for me during UA?? ever? Never ever???

uwaaaaà home made
my Hero~☆

i can make a few guesses
u kinda have a sweet tooth, Tsuki

[blastedass]

what the hell kind of romance have you been watching?!
haa? don't spout that at me so easily!

make it into the pillow.

I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I WANTED YOU TO KNOW WHEN I WAS FUCKING READY!

[He totally held back and they both know it.]

hmph
you better be home before 9

like hell i do!
i moderate my sweets!

[He's not fond of too-sweet or overly-sweet things at least. popsicles instead of ice cream kinda guy.]

[recilientrioting]

HAHA UR THE ONE MAKING IT KINKY???
im a whole hearted man Tsuki , i only speak from the heart~

SEE?
not if i make u talk to it first

ok thats different!
"when you were ready" ur being a smarty pants adding that
So ur saying u never thought i was cute and didnt tell me??? before we started ykno being a thing??


8:55 on the dot

[ Red SNORTS, of course when HE is trying to be flirtatious it goes right over his mans head.]

ooooh yea?
so you wouldnt be interested iiin idk
a big bite of RED velvet cake?

[blastedass]

you implied it first, dammit!
and right now your heart is horny.

che! you can't make me do shit!

SO WHAT IF I THOUGHT IT?!
i'm not saying everything i think!
you're hot and i'm not blind!

smartass.

[Look, sometimes his flirts land, sometimes they sail. Try again.

...and what a try.]

shit
i'd have a hard time not eating the entire thing

ooooh yea?
so you wouldnt be interested iiin idk
a big bite of RED velvet cake?

[recilientrioting]

my heart is YEARNING for you~

[ Okay so maybe he's been watching some novelas at 1AM after he gets home and Katsuki is asleep...]

is that a challenge?

AHA!
so u did think i was cute and not tell me so you DID hold back a lil~
how cute, babe~

heh
i got my speedbike back from the shop so i can go straight home!
want me to stop for anything?


yea i know

[...]

i love watching you eat it

[ "Yearning."]

[blastedass]

ARE YOU TRYING TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT?!

[Stop quoting romantic novel crap at him! No one says that kinda stuff in real life! Scripted bullshit...]

bring it.

I SAID I TOLD YOU WHEN I WANTED TO!!
you're such a pain in the ass!

how much was the damage? it got pretty banged up.
no, i already went shopping.

hmph.
dunno if i like bringing it to my mouth
or leaning down and biting into it.

[recilientrioting]

NO!
LET ME BE ROMANTIC TO U ITS MANLY

[ Perhaps he hears the scripted corny stuff- but it inspires his manly spirit every night on channel 202, to talk to Katsuki more... endearingly, for sure! ]

tease.

im your pain in the ass
YEA but telling me when YOU wanted to- still means there were times when u might have thought Hey, that redheaded guy is soooo handsome, and didn't tell me! so, I win.


she got pretty bad;;; they had to order a whole new left horn for the break. boooo.
kay
ill head home in like 15

[ Hoooot-- oh. BITE?! Red bristles. Squints. Yes, the blonde likes to bite but...]

[...]

u do know i'm not talking about real cake right?;

[blastedass]

IT'S STUPID

[Embarrassing as fuck! ... Even if Eijirou gets away with it more often than not. Something about how earnest he is about it and the warmth of his heart behind it. Katsuki knows what he means, and loves him for it.

But... it's so stupid.]

that's not what you meant at all!
don't randomly decide you win!
if i wanted to go out with you, i'd've have told you i did!

[And he did. When he was ready. Hmph!]

the engine was fine? it got hit in the front.
don't take 25; it's backed up.

[The amount of times Eijirou's bitten him is ridiculous. He's glared at the marks in the mirror plenty or mornings after, but never found fuel to be mad for long. Totally bit him back in revenge.]

don't ask stupid questions.

[recilientrioting]

ITS ROMANTIC.
and i told you i was gonna be more romantic- in actions and in words!

[ It had been a new years resolution to "be more intentional" about being a great male example to his fans- and others- and that meant projecting healthy, romantic examples within a relationship!!!

The novelas were just lucky coincidence...]

its not random- i stated my facts, and I won!
yeeeaaaa but u admited that u thought i was cute when we were in UA and you didn't tell me-
so that means YOU held back feelings~ about~ me~ at some point.
before we even started kissing!
so i win.

oh
no
that was tlly smashed heh;;; BUT they found a replacement quick!
roger.

[ "What? You told me to?!" ... "OW!" Was usually the follow up to those morning glares.]

just checkin~

[blastedass]

overdo it and you're dead!

[Which is somewhat permission? But dammit, he doesn't want him doing that kind of stuff in front of the public! People don't need to gawk all over their love life! HEALTHY! Not embarrassing!]

shut up! it was a rigged competition!
WHY DOES THAT MATTER?! I DON'T SAY EVERYTHING I THINK!!
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR ASS THROUGH THE DAMN ROOF!!

[How's that for not holding back his feelings?! God, he's almost yelling in his seat!]

thought so.
you need to get the front more armor.

[He does tell him to. Then bitches about it. But always falls for it whenever they get amorous.]

[recilientrioting]

Yes, sir!

[ A win is a win with his earnest partner. Though, Eijirou is always been more inclined to enjoy their private relationship- well, privately. As a Pro he relishes in stolen glances across the field, little winks during PR meetings, and perhaps a very secretly done pat on the bum if he can afford it...

He's learned mostly from other Heroes experiences on openly exposing their love to the public- it was either a train wreck or a reason to be uplifted. Which, carried a lot of weight for a graduated Kirishima-- as always, letting his nerves take the wheel for a bit. They were two young men trying to be Pros, dating, together. A couple. So, Eijirou had always been the more 'conservative' of the pair when they were younger. Now? He's... recently become more... racy.]

hmmm some might say u say everything you think, babe.
THEY WONT RETURN OUR DEPOSIT???

naaaaaaaah
then it wont be a speedbike! it'll be....... a tractor.
i need to go fast! ziiip!

[ Ah, the biweekly squabble between the sheets of to bite "where everyone can see" or not- Red can be stubborn when he wants to be- his love bites were private.]

[blastedass]

[He's gonna argue that win, dammit! Later, not here. Katsuki's not against their relationship outside. He's the one leaning over in the back of a van or dropship and biting Eijirou's ear, or stomping over and aggressively checking his boyfriend for injuries after a battle, screw who's watching. But softer things are rarer... obviously.

Can't say he hates his boyfriend's willingness to be more brazen, but sometimes it embarrasses the hell out of him! Also because it turns him on despite his scrambling and snarling. And they've ended up making out in an elevator, alley, or car more than once in the past month. Stupid sexy bastard.]

i don't give a shit what they say! they're morons!
THEN DON'T PISS ME OFF!!

you can get stronger metal without compromising the weight or size as much.
ask deku. he has experience.

[Katsuki's not gonna leave bites where people can see. Which is a problem when your lover runs around with his pecs, abs, back, and neck showing all the damn time in costume!]

[recilientrioting]

[ Not the biting in the van!! Red Riot was known for being a chivalrous icon- sure he wasn't anywhere as stiff as Iida but the Hardy Hero tended to squawk or sputter when a handsome blonde Pro got too close to him in front of the cameras...

Dynamight was a Hero who did things his way- very manly!- but it was one of the reasons the nosy cameras caught a whiff of their relationship. All over the news. One of those rare intimate moments gone viral. Not a total PR nightmare, but still stressful.

Now that everyone knew.....well, it made sneaking a kiss harder while on the clock! So, being more romantic when he could afford it seemed practically reasonable. And sexy.]



ur literally doing it rn!
u cant threaten to Howitzer me everytime i win an argument


oookaaay mr. #4 salary~
heh yeah ill hit up Midoriya in like 5 paychecks, babe.


[ Queue the "You have to stop biting me there... I CANT SIT DURING BRIEFINGS" talks.]

[blastedass]

[Leans right over and messes with his ear, when he's in the mood. And he doesn't do it in front of the damn cameras! Who the hell's filming in the damn van?! Cameras at best get to see him run over and check on his partner, they caught an embrace or two in their time, and one didn't survive him noticing.

He hated it when people invaded their privacy. Whether asking impertinent questions on a talk show or sneaking a camera some place it didn't belong for a stealth shot. Then again, Katsuki's always a PR nightmare, resulting in Best Jeanist and Eraserhead's multiple line faces and sweat drops...

Eijirou can be romantic whenever he wants to be, so long as he's willing to take the consequences if the explosive blonde's not in the mood.] Text

NO I'M NOT!
YES I CAN!

[His logical argument, ladies and gentlemen.]

urusei! i'll be number one before the year's up! watch me!
just fucking call and ask; he'll work with you.

[At least see what he has to say. "Then learn to stand" retort.]