🤬 Open Contact

[blastedass]

Open Contact

"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



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[recilientrioting]

and causeeee u looooveee meee~?

u r lit half-way into a REM cycle when i get home, Kats.

OOOOOH the RUMORS~!
i know the reporters are ultra nosey... but still it was kinda fun keeping it a secret
kinda kinky~


dont say that!!!!;;;

[ All that paperwork...]

[blastedass]

WHAT'D I JUST SAY?!

if you get home after 10pm!

tch, they didn't have to find out that way. bastards. right there on live tv too.
it could've stayed a secret for a few more months.

get a secretary.

[They'll handle the paperwork.]

[recilientrioting]

c'mooonnnnn saaay it

its okay i love u just the way you are, Sleeping Handsome~



that scared the beejezus outta me;;; I MEAN i don't care now u know??
idk i guess i was a lil worried... about us and work and stuff when everyone found out
intense
im glad u didnt sue the reporter tho heh;


omg
ur a genius???
why doesn't anyone tell Pros this stuff???

[ Press Rewind to Fatgum telling him 4 months ago, "You're gonna need like three Secretaries, bud!"]

[blastedass]

i already said it!

duh. you wouldn't be with me if you didn't.

nothing's as scary when you look back on it.
there's always a risk when heroes have someone special.
i should've fucking sued them.

HAA?! DID YOU SLEEP DURING AGENCY CLASS?!
we had those bastards from the business department give a week of lectures!

[Rewind to their last year in U.A. when that damn Beehive Hair kid showed up with his posse.]

[recilientrioting]

agaaaain

idunno???? ur pretty hot.
i might be the type of man who dates a hotty even with a bad temper~?


jeeeez do you ever get tired of being so dam cool?
i love that you make me brave, Tsuki~
HEHE u scared them pretty good


maybe?? IT WAS A LOT TO KEEP UP WITH?!
our 3rd year was a blur!!
all those tests... activities... sidework, trips, interships! outtings!;;;
if i didnt take pictures i wouldn't rmr half of the stuff we did;;;

[blastedass]

when you get home

you're not that shallow, dumbass.
you like me for more than my looks.

why the hell would i? i'm awesome.
i don't make you brave. you do that all yourself.
good. fucking leeches.

i tutored you on it!
that's not an excuse!
yeah? all to prepare us for our lives as pros.

you and your scrapbooks.

[recilientrioting]

ill how u to that~

WHY NOT i could be shallow!
i could like u for your nice butt only~

u make me a LITTLE brave!! i just look in ur eyes and feel brave and strong and all the great stuff


WELL THE TUTORING WAS A BLUR????
HMMMMMMMMMMM >(
heeeeeey
dont pick on my scrapbook!

[blastedass]

i wouldn't date someone that fucking shallow, dumbass.

you're too big-hearted to like someone just for his ass.

hmph. i inspire you to be brave.
you choose to do brave all by yourself.

YOU STILL PASSED!!
now try to remember some of it, dammit.

didn't say shit, ei.

[recilientrioting]

soooooo u think my big-heart is attractive~

[ Then, like per usual, a random thought pops into his big red brain...]

oh yea? how do u know!? we've dated since forever...
actually
ur the first guy i ever dated-
i dont even know if i have a 'type'??? that's not you heh

omg
what if i was meant to date a guy WITHOUT a hot butt???

[blastedass]

stop fishing for compliments, dammit.

[Of course he does! But admitting it straight up is... not gonna happen so easily.]

so? you're my first.
what, are you having regrets?
i saw everyone in class and you're the guy i fell for.
if you doubt yourself, you're doubting me, and i'll kick your ass for that crap.

you'd find it hot.

[recilientrioting]

maybe just compliment me instead? cmoooonnn


i knew that already but its still cute to hear~
NO FREAKIN WAY.
ur my person Tsuki.
and i fell for u first rmr? i was like 'woooow what a handsome manly guuuy~~'
while u were still trying to murder me in general heh

i'll never regret a second of it, Katsuki.

YOU THINK IM SOOOO in love w you i'd love you even if u had a flat butt?????

[...]

ur right. i would.
but thankfully u have an A+++ butt

[blastedass]

you're cute.

tch, i tell you each anniversary.
of course you fell first; i wasn't interested in dating, dammit!
yeah, cause you were fucking annoying.

you better remember that, Eijirou.

uh-huh.
lucky for you, i'm the best goddamn package in the world.

[He's got it all! Except the personality problems...]

and you've got the best dick.

[recilientrioting]

[ Full grown man swooning- he chuckles since Katsuki actually caved. Cha-ching!]

what eeelse?

OOOOOO right right I'm the reason u considered dating~
i didn't know my game was THAT good heh
"annoying" to a very emotionally constipated 17 yr old Katsuki-
but DETERMINED to others!

you think i'd forget? who's doubting who now hmmm~?


yeeea, u got ur charms
like a ticking-time bomb in a box sorta package hehe

[ Nobody is perfect! It's part of his... ... charms.]

wooooow
ROMANTIC
here i thought u were with me bc of my charming good looks and my manly determination!

[blastedass]

[Eijirou should know he can get Katsuki to cave more often than not, much to his irritation.]

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, DAMMIT?!

[This ass!]

you weren't gonna give up even if i told you to go die, idiot.
you came at me with everything you had.

[How the hell was he supposed to turn that down? Attractive.]

I WASN'T CONSTIPATED, YOU ASS!!
i had other things on my mind!

you're the one who wrestles with self-doubt, Ei.

tch, you trying to get body slammed tonight or what?

[Backhanded compliments all over the place in here.]

charming good dick and manly dick 100%

[recilientrioting]

dont get all spikey
u know what words of affirmation dooo to me~

[ He was on his 1 hr break- he's insufferable!]

i mean if u would told me u werent srs interested i woulda backed off!;
buuuuutt those pretty manly eyes were telling me otherwise~

okay! emotionally .... delayed?
better?


woooooooow ok valid but not when it comes to u!
ur my rock

hmmmmmm no but I am down for a kiss and some dinner if ur offering ♡

Pervert. (Affectionate)
Heh

[blastedass]

keep it in your pants, red.
i'll hang up.

[He's serious about that threat too. Mostly because he doesn't want Eijirou to send him jerk off selfies on HIS break.]

shut up! you're being a damn sap now!
if i wasn't interested, i wouldn't thrown you through a wall!

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY EMOTIONS, DAMMIT!!


hmph. you say that now, but you better remember it later.

what do you want to eat?

don't wanna hear that from you.

[recilientrioting]

WHAT WHY?
dont hang up on me!
I'm being romantic!


a sap you love~
ok ok fair

Thats not what I said!
ur strong emotions r valid babe.... they were just a little kept in u know?

oooo u buying? im down for some Korean? spicy!

aaaand i can give u dessert?
ur favorite

[blastedass]

that was erotic, not romantic!

che. i don't even wanna know the face you're making typing that.

you just repeated it!
what the hell did i keep in?!
when i was ready to tell you, i told you, dammit!

[He totally kept stuff in and wrestled with it.]

i'll make it.
aa. some spicy, some mild so you can pick what you want.

yeah? what's my favorite?

[recilientrioting]

IT CAN BE ROMANTIC
u dont know what ur words doooo to my heart~

Ill make the face again later when im home heh

Oooookaaayyy mr. Manly Macho
ur saying u NEVER held back a siiingle feeling u had for me during UA?? ever? Never ever???

uwaaaaà home made
my Hero~☆

i can make a few guesses
u kinda have a sweet tooth, Tsuki

[blastedass]

what the hell kind of romance have you been watching?!
haa? don't spout that at me so easily!

make it into the pillow.

I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I WANTED YOU TO KNOW WHEN I WAS FUCKING READY!

[He totally held back and they both know it.]

hmph
you better be home before 9

like hell i do!
i moderate my sweets!

[He's not fond of too-sweet or overly-sweet things at least. popsicles instead of ice cream kinda guy.]

[recilientrioting]

HAHA UR THE ONE MAKING IT KINKY???
im a whole hearted man Tsuki , i only speak from the heart~

SEE?
not if i make u talk to it first

ok thats different!
"when you were ready" ur being a smarty pants adding that
So ur saying u never thought i was cute and didnt tell me??? before we started ykno being a thing??


8:55 on the dot

[ Red SNORTS, of course when HE is trying to be flirtatious it goes right over his mans head.]

ooooh yea?
so you wouldnt be interested iiin idk
a big bite of RED velvet cake?

[blastedass]

you implied it first, dammit!
and right now your heart is horny.

che! you can't make me do shit!

SO WHAT IF I THOUGHT IT?!
i'm not saying everything i think!
you're hot and i'm not blind!

smartass.

[Look, sometimes his flirts land, sometimes they sail. Try again.

...and what a try.]

shit
i'd have a hard time not eating the entire thing

ooooh yea?
so you wouldnt be interested iiin idk
a big bite of RED velvet cake?

[recilientrioting]

my heart is YEARNING for you~

[ Okay so maybe he's been watching some novelas at 1AM after he gets home and Katsuki is asleep...]

is that a challenge?

AHA!
so u did think i was cute and not tell me so you DID hold back a lil~
how cute, babe~

heh
i got my speedbike back from the shop so i can go straight home!
want me to stop for anything?


yea i know

[...]

i love watching you eat it

[ "Yearning."]

[blastedass]

ARE YOU TRYING TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT?!

[Stop quoting romantic novel crap at him! No one says that kinda stuff in real life! Scripted bullshit...]

bring it.

I SAID I TOLD YOU WHEN I WANTED TO!!
you're such a pain in the ass!

how much was the damage? it got pretty banged up.
no, i already went shopping.

hmph.
dunno if i like bringing it to my mouth
or leaning down and biting into it.

[recilientrioting]

NO!
LET ME BE ROMANTIC TO U ITS MANLY

[ Perhaps he hears the scripted corny stuff- but it inspires his manly spirit every night on channel 202, to talk to Katsuki more... endearingly, for sure! ]

tease.

im your pain in the ass
YEA but telling me when YOU wanted to- still means there were times when u might have thought Hey, that redheaded guy is soooo handsome, and didn't tell me! so, I win.


she got pretty bad;;; they had to order a whole new left horn for the break. boooo.
kay
ill head home in like 15

[ Hoooot-- oh. BITE?! Red bristles. Squints. Yes, the blonde likes to bite but...]

[...]

u do know i'm not talking about real cake right?;