[ He's trying to be cute about it- but he knows better than anyone this new phase of Hero Work takes time... and long hours he cannot anticipate for. He just dreads the desk work. ]
whyyyyyyy SHE'S SO GOOD AT IT TOO im lucky she even applied to work with me! maybe she can teach me
[Despite being studious and ambitious in his new work as a Pro Hero, Katsuki refuses to allow it to jeopardize his health or his work. Staying up too late, doing too much, for office shit, at the cost of their effectiveness as hero in the field, is not a trade he's willing to let himself, or his boyfriend, make.]
THATS IMPOSSIBLE??? i'd have to be heading home by 730!;;; so done with work by 7 20, then out of my uniform by 7?? isnt OverTime a thing when ur a Pro
i wooooont after we get past the first 5 months Fat said it gets easier!
oooooo
[...]
can i get two Office Managers?
[ Suuuuuureeee. His Manager, Admins, and PR Agent have ample experience with managing pinch emergencies. Riot runs straight into them! ]
its okay i love u just the way you are, Sleeping Handsome~
that scared the beejezus outta me;;; I MEAN i don't care now u know?? idk i guess i was a lil worried... about us and work and stuff when everyone found out intense im glad u didnt sue the reporter tho heh;
omg ur a genius??? why doesn't anyone tell Pros this stuff???
[ Press Rewind to Fatgum telling him 4 months ago, "You're gonna need like three Secretaries, bud!"]
idunno???? ur pretty hot. i might be the type of man who dates a hotty even with a bad temper~?
jeeeez do you ever get tired of being so dam cool? i love that you make me brave, Tsuki~ HEHE u scared them pretty good
maybe?? IT WAS A LOT TO KEEP UP WITH?! our 3rd year was a blur!! all those tests... activities... sidework, trips, interships! outtings!;;; if i didnt take pictures i wouldn't rmr half of the stuff we did;;;
[Of course he does! But admitting it straight up is... not gonna happen so easily.]
so? you're my first. what, are you having regrets? i saw everyone in class and you're the guy i fell for. if you doubt yourself, you're doubting me, and i'll kick your ass for that crap.
i knew that already but its still cute to hear~ NO FREAKIN WAY. ur my person Tsuki. and i fell for u first rmr? i was like 'woooow what a handsome manly guuuy~~' while u were still trying to murder me in general heh
i'll never regret a second of it, Katsuki.
YOU THINK IM SOOOO in love w you i'd love you even if u had a flat butt?????
[...]
ur right. i would. but thankfully u have an A+++ butt
[ Full grown man swooning- he chuckles since Katsuki actually caved. Cha-ching!]
what eeelse?
OOOOOO right right I'm the reason u considered dating~ i didn't know my game was THAT good heh "annoying" to a very emotionally constipated 17 yr old Katsuki- but DETERMINED to others!
you think i'd forget? who's doubting who now hmmm~?
yeeea, u got ur charms like a ticking-time bomb in a box sorta package hehe
[ Nobody is perfect! It's part of his... ... charms.]
wooooow ROMANTIC here i thought u were with me bc of my charming good looks and my manly determination!
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Date: 5/7/25 04:45 (UTC)what do you consider 'decent hour'~?
[ He's trying to be cute about it- but he knows better than anyone this new phase of Hero Work takes time... and long hours he cannot anticipate for. He just dreads the desk work. ]
whyyyyyyy
SHE'S SO GOOD AT IT TOO
im lucky she even applied to work with me! maybe she can teach me
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Date: 5/7/25 04:50 (UTC)before 8pm.
[Despite being studious and ambitious in his new work as a Pro Hero, Katsuki refuses to allow it to jeopardize his health or his work. Staying up too late, doing too much, for office shit, at the cost of their effectiveness as hero in the field, is not a trade he's willing to let himself, or his boyfriend, make.]
so you have a backup in case she's busy or away.
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Date: 5/7/25 05:11 (UTC)u know one of MY love languages is using words so i cant shut up
[...]
10pm ?
[ 8 PM IS IMPOSSIBLE????]
what if she just makes me two copies???
[ There is a reason why his agency hired such a talented Office Manager...
Red Riots talents tend to lend elsewhere. On the field. Outside.]
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Date: 5/7/25 05:21 (UTC)8 PM
you're gonna burn out and fuck up in the field. don't be stupid.
WHAT IF SHE'S NOT THERE?!
[He's not saying replace her! He's saying make sure you can handle the office duties in a pinch emergency!]
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Date: 5/7/25 05:34 (UTC)THATS
IMPOSSIBLE??? i'd have to be heading home by 730!;;;
so done with work by 7 20, then out of my uniform by 7??
isnt OverTime a thing when ur a Pro
i wooooont
after we get past the first 5 months Fat said it gets easier!
oooooo
[...]
can i get two Office Managers?
[ Suuuuuureeee. His Manager, Admins, and PR Agent have ample experience with managing pinch emergencies. Riot runs straight into them! ]
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Date: 5/7/25 05:49 (UTC)JUST FOR YOUR DAMN DESK WORK!
if you're on a mission or in a battle, stay until it's done!
you fall down or fuck up out there and i'm dragging your ass back with me.
you can get whoever you want, idiot.
[This guy sometimes...]
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Date: 5/7/25 06:47 (UTC)OOOO ok that makes sense
I was gonna say ur barely half awake after 8pm on ur day off!;;
Awww dont do that
ppl are going to think the Great Murder God Dynamight plays favorites!
the rumors youll start...
Its so much to think abouuuut
And i havent even opened slots for sidekicks!
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Date: 5/7/25 18:47 (UTC)huh? i'm never half-awake! [Yes he can be.] you don't have to stay up till fucking midnight.
they've already seen us kiss, idiot.
i'm not gonna date someone who isn't my favorite.
heh, you're gonna have a lot of applicants.
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Date: 5/8/25 04:10 (UTC)u r lit half-way into a REM cycle when i get home, Kats.
OOOOOH the RUMORS~!
i know the reporters are ultra nosey... but still it was kinda fun keeping it a secret
kinda kinky~
dont say that!!!!;;;
[ All that paperwork...]
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Date: 5/9/25 01:18 (UTC)if you get home after 10pm!
tch, they didn't have to find out that way. bastards. right there on live tv too.
it could've stayed a secret for a few more months.
get a secretary.
[They'll handle the paperwork.]
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Date: 5/9/25 05:01 (UTC)its okay i love u just the way you are, Sleeping Handsome~
that scared the beejezus outta me;;; I MEAN i don't care now u know??
idk i guess i was a lil worried... about us and work and stuff when everyone found out
intense
im glad u didnt sue the reporter tho heh;
omg
ur a genius???
why doesn't anyone tell Pros this stuff???
[ Press Rewind to Fatgum telling him 4 months ago, "You're gonna need like three Secretaries, bud!"]
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Date: 5/9/25 05:20 (UTC)duh. you wouldn't be with me if you didn't.
nothing's as scary when you look back on it.
there's always a risk when heroes have someone special.
i should've fucking sued them.
HAA?! DID YOU SLEEP DURING AGENCY CLASS?!
we had those bastards from the business department give a week of lectures!
[Rewind to their last year in U.A. when that damn Beehive Hair kid showed up with his posse.]
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Date: 5/9/25 05:57 (UTC)idunno???? ur pretty hot.
i might be the type of man who dates a hotty even with a bad temper~?
jeeeez do you ever get tired of being so dam cool?
i love that you make me brave, Tsuki~
HEHE u scared them pretty good
maybe?? IT WAS A LOT TO KEEP UP WITH?!
our 3rd year was a blur!!
all those tests... activities... sidework, trips, interships! outtings!;;;
if i didnt take pictures i wouldn't rmr half of the stuff we did;;;
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Date: 5/9/25 06:14 (UTC)you're not that shallow, dumbass.
you like me for more than my looks.
why the hell would i? i'm awesome.
i don't make you brave. you do that all yourself.
good. fucking leeches.
i tutored you on it!
that's not an excuse!
yeah? all to prepare us for our lives as pros.
you and your scrapbooks.
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Date: 5/10/25 04:24 (UTC)WHY NOT i could be shallow!
i could like u for your nice butt only~
u make me a LITTLE brave!! i just look in ur eyes and feel brave and strong and all the great stuff
WELL THE TUTORING WAS A BLUR????
HMMMMMMMMMMM >(
heeeeeey
dont pick on my scrapbook!
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Date: 5/12/25 03:29 (UTC)you're too big-hearted to like someone just for his ass.
hmph. i inspire you to be brave.
you choose to do brave all by yourself.
YOU STILL PASSED!!
now try to remember some of it, dammit.
didn't say shit, ei.
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Date: 5/12/25 05:19 (UTC)[ Then, like per usual, a random thought pops into his big red brain...]
oh yea? how do u know!? we've dated since forever...
actually
ur the first guy i ever dated-
i dont even know if i have a 'type'??? that's not you heh
omg
what if i was meant to date a guy WITHOUT a hot butt???
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Date: 5/12/25 19:47 (UTC)[Of course he does! But admitting it straight up is... not gonna happen so easily.]
so? you're my first.
what, are you having regrets?
i saw everyone in class and you're the guy i fell for.
if you doubt yourself, you're doubting me, and i'll kick your ass for that crap.
you'd find it hot.
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Date: 5/13/25 05:36 (UTC)i knew that already but its still cute to hear~
NO FREAKIN WAY.
ur my person Tsuki.
and i fell for u first rmr? i was like 'woooow what a handsome manly guuuy~~'
while u were still trying to murder me in general heh
i'll never regret a second of it, Katsuki.
YOU THINK IM SOOOO in love w you i'd love you even if u had a flat butt?????
[...]
ur right. i would.
but thankfully u have an A+++ butt
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Date: 5/13/25 18:31 (UTC)tch, i tell you each anniversary.
of course you fell first; i wasn't interested in dating, dammit!
yeah, cause you were fucking annoying.
you better remember that, Eijirou.
uh-huh.
lucky for you, i'm the best goddamn package in the world.
[He's got it all! Except the personality problems...]
and you've got the best dick.
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Date: 5/14/25 05:51 (UTC)what eeelse?
OOOOOO right right I'm the reason u considered dating~
i didn't know my game was THAT good heh
"annoying" to a very emotionally constipated 17 yr old Katsuki-
but DETERMINED to others!
you think i'd forget? who's doubting who now hmmm~?
yeeea, u got ur charms
like a ticking-time bomb in a box sorta package hehe
[ Nobody is perfect! It's part of his... ... charms.]
wooooow
ROMANTIC
here i thought u were with me bc of my charming good looks and my manly determination!
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Date: 5/14/25 23:27 (UTC)WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, DAMMIT?!
[This ass!]
you weren't gonna give up even if i told you to go die, idiot.
you came at me with everything you had.
[How the hell was he supposed to turn that down? Attractive.]
I WASN'T CONSTIPATED, YOU ASS!!
i had other things on my mind!
you're the one who wrestles with self-doubt, Ei.
tch, you trying to get body slammed tonight or what?
[Backhanded compliments all over the place in here.]
charming good dick and manly dick 100%
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Date: 5/16/25 04:02 (UTC)u know what words of affirmation dooo to me~
[ He was on his 1 hr break- he's insufferable!]
i mean if u would told me u werent srs interested i woulda backed off!;
buuuuutt those pretty manly eyes were telling me otherwise~
okay! emotionally .... delayed?
better?
woooooooow ok valid but not when it comes to u!
ur my rock
hmmmmmm no but I am down for a kiss and some dinner if ur offering ♡
Pervert. (Affectionate)
Heh
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Date: 5/16/25 04:26 (UTC)i'll hang up.
[He's serious about that threat too. Mostly because he doesn't want Eijirou to send him jerk off selfies on HIS break.]
shut up! you're being a damn sap now!
if i wasn't interested, i wouldn't thrown you through a wall!
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY EMOTIONS, DAMMIT!!
hmph. you say that now, but you better remember it later.
what do you want to eat?
don't wanna hear that from you.
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Date: 5/17/25 06:15 (UTC)dont hang up on me!
I'm being romantic!
a sap you love~
ok ok fair
Thats not what I said!
ur strong emotions r valid babe.... they were just a little kept in u know?
oooo u buying? im down for some Korean? spicy!
aaaand i can give u dessert?
ur favorite
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