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Date: 7/8/25 04:56 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
your fucking username is still stupid.
but i went to that place you suggested. that aquarium restaurant. and sat in a booth.
yeah. you were right about the view. so i guess thanks.

but you're still wrong about how old i look!

( ooc: just going to backdate this to 06/22 )

Date: 7/8/25 06:09 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
that won't make your username less stupid! stupid!
something. yeah. it's fine. whatever.

pretty close to what? what now?

Date: 7/8/25 23:01 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
that fucking takes forever too!
and you're the fucking baka!

you're not making any sense? 45's pretty close to what?

Date: 7/8/25 23:12 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
you're a moron! you know i was a pet!
you think i was allowed to do that? i could only talk to other humans in anakt garden.
or i guess preparing for the competition.

BECAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT BEFORE? WHICH IS IT?
DO I LOOK 45 or 16!?!?!? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!

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Date: 7/8/25 23:49 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
YOU REALLY ARE JUST AN IDIOT!

[ But he gets it. He knows. There are methods to communicate. Till knows they exist; he has seen it. That does not mean he was allowed access. As he said, he is a pet. ]

a loud idiot.
i know. and i know about that. there are broadcasts and televised shows and ways to listen to music. it's all there. but you know. i was a pet.

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Date: 7/8/25 23:50 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
you look like a bitch!

Date: 7/9/25 00:13 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
i know.
an idiot is you.

shut up shut up shut up
about the age thing!
how old i look depends on how i feel. and i feel i look my age. there.

Date: 7/9/25 00:27 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
you're still here.

I said shut up so I could type.
what's that supposed to mean??? i don't act like whatever.
who even lives that long. no we're not doing this.
i'm getting hiyori!

[ Hold on a moment while he gets Hiyori in on this! ]

un:eve

Date: 7/9/25 00:54 (UTC)
tfy: (pic#16760471)
From: [personal profile] tfy
Hello! I have been summoned! โœจ๐Ÿ˜Šโœจ Which means this chat is now a group chat! What sort of lovely topics are we talking about today?

Date: 7/9/25 01:24 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
you're being unreasonable and stupid.
hiyori can settle things for us.

Date: 7/9/25 01:33 (UTC)
tfy: (pic#16328474)
From: [personal profile] tfy
First of all, mind your language!

Second of all, that makes it sound like I've been called in as a mediator! Which I'm not fond of, since I do NOT like getting involved in fights. Too angry, too sweaty!

But what were you hoping I'd settle, exactly?

Date: 7/9/25 01:42 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
okay. sorry.

[ Was the comment directed toward him? Who knows, but he will attempt to mind what he says. No promises, though. ]

but we're not fighting. i told you this guy is being unreasonable.

but yeah. it's about that.

first he says i look 16 and now he is saying i look 45. and i told him i look my own age.

Date: 7/9/25 02:18 (UTC)
tfy: (pic#16365711)
From: [personal profile] tfy
He may have called me, but he also apologized and uses nicer language. These things count, you know.

Is that what this is about? You two get heated over the funniest things. But since you said you want my opinion, here goes!

I wouldn't go anywhere near as old as 45. Or as young as 16. You do have a youthful energy about you, which is one of your charm points. It's what I'd call cute!

But as far as looks go, you don't look that young. You're ever-so-slightly taller than me, and your face isn't a babyface. I knew someone back home who's university-aged, and he's only 150 centimeters. He appeals to people who like cute, small animals. But you have a different kind of appeal, so my verdict is, "not too childlike!"

Date: 7/9/25 02:48 (UTC)
xylophone: credit โ€” xylophone (Default)
From: [personal profile] xylophone
no. no. i'm really not.
i think you're still sore that i pointed out i am taller than you.

[ He is not doing anything to make this better is he? But he feels he has a point. Otherwise, why bother mocking him about his supposed appearance? Turning his attention to Hiyori's assessment, it's not until Bakugo points out a lack of an age that he feels dissatisfied. ]

okay. yeah. but i'm not cute or anything.
that's weird. maybe you can be cute. not me. i don't want to be that.

and i guess this guy is right. you didn't give an age.

Date: 7/9/25 03:05 (UTC)
tfy: (pic#16390080)
From: [personal profile] tfy
[Pretend I said 160 cm instead of 150 please. Nazuna isn't that short.]

Aha, so *that's* how all this started.

I am cute, but there's room in the world for more than just one cute person! Being cute means people find you endearing. It also means you can get away with more than you could otherwise, since everyone's biased towards cute things.

And you're right, I did not! But it's hard to guess an exact age. Especially when you know someone's real one. For now we'll just say, "Definitely older than 16, but definitely younger than 45!"

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