I said shut up so I could type. what's that supposed to mean??? i don't act like whatever. who even lives that long. no we're not doing this. i'm getting hiyori!
[ Hold on a moment while he gets Hiyori in on this! ]
Second of all, that makes it sound like I've been called in as a mediator! Which I'm not fond of, since I do NOT like getting involved in fights. Too angry, too sweaty!
[Hiyori. In the almost year you've known him, with all the "language" comments you've given him, how many of them, would you say, have had an OUNCE of success in getting him to stop?]
Urusei!
Blame this bastard if you're called for some bullshit reason!
He may have called me, but he also apologized and uses nicer language. These things count, you know.
Is that what this is about? You two get heated over the funniest things. But since you said you want my opinion, here goes!
I wouldn't go anywhere near as old as 45. Or as young as 16. You do have a youthful energy about you, which is one of your charm points. It's what I'd call cute!
But as far as looks go, you don't look that young. You're ever-so-slightly taller than me, and your face isn't a babyface. I knew someone back home who's university-aged, and he's only 150 centimeters. He appeals to people who like cute, small animals. But you have a different kind of appeal, so my verdict is, "not too childlike!"
[Expecting him to know shit about his world he never said, then not getting his insulting taunting when it's right there in front of his face. And instantly insulting him back. THAT'S FIGHTING!!
As for Hiyori's thorough and intricate analysis, including the expected anecdotes about himself...]
no. no. i'm really not. i think you're still sore that i pointed out i am taller than you.
[ He is not doing anything to make this better is he? But he feels he has a point. Otherwise, why bother mocking him about his supposed appearance? Turning his attention to Hiyori's assessment, it's not until Bakugo points out a lack of an age that he feels dissatisfied. ]
okay. yeah. but i'm not cute or anything. that's weird. maybe you can be cute. not me. i don't want to be that.
and i guess this guy is right. you didn't give an age.
[Pretend I said 160 cm instead of 150 please. Nazuna isn't that short.]
Aha, so *that's* how all this started.
I am cute, but there's room in the world for more than just one cute person! Being cute means people find you endearing. It also means you can get away with more than you could otherwise, since everyone's biased towards cute things.
And you're right, I did not! But it's hard to guess an exact age. Especially when you know someone's real one. For now we'll just say, "Definitely older than 16, but definitely younger than 45!"
i don't give a shit how tall you are! i'll still kick your fucking ass across the hotel!
[Not a damn thing to make this better. Poor Hiyori's been dragged into these two's normal spats. Why bother mocking him in the first place? Maybe because Bakugo's a jerk.
Hiyori low-key unconsciously backing him up. Doesn't matter if Till has to point it out and ask now.]
parrot thinks everyone he likes is cute. it's weird.
[And there he goes again, refusing a committed answer trying to be the nice guy. Also getting his own fun times out of pulling Till's chain. Apparently...]
hiyori, he keeps saying that, but he never does. so why bother saying it at all.
but it wasn't about that.
[ Parrot. Right. He has heard that before. Sorry, Hiyori. You're stuck here now. ]
i am not cute. i don't want that stuff. even he thinks it's weird. you can have all have all that.
but you said that because you like me?
[ Now that's weird! ]
that's not helping! he is just saying any random shit now. but i guess. that makes more sense than 16. at least it's better than looking like a 5 year old.
Because he's trying to look tough, I guess! Perhaps trying too hard, as some might say!
And sort of! Someone can have cute looks and an un-cute personality. But even people who don't normally act cute can have a hidden cute side. For example, Baku-kun's shown me his cute side once or twice. I know that must be hard for you to picture though, since he's always making violent threats!
Looking like a 43-year-old at your age is stranger than looking 16, in my view. But whatever makes you happy, I suppose.
YOU WANNA TEST ME, CAT EYES?! WHERE ARE YOU?! I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU NOW!!
and screw you, parrot! i'm tougher than anyone in this fucking resort!
[Ugh, these two bastards...
Why the hell does this asshole piss him off all the fucking time?! He called him just to antagonize him! Unfortunately Bakugo's agrees with Till on that one: HE'S NOT CUTE AT ALL!!
Oh great, now Hiyori gets to talk about liking someone...]
don't call it random shit just cause you got owned!
WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE A CUTE SIDE!! GET YOUR BRAIN CHECKED!!
if you're going to hit someone just him them. and he keeps calling me that. i told him my name.
you know what i'm not going to tell him? where i am.
there are tougher guys out there. or at least they're they're crazy enough to be.
[ Sorry, Bakugo. Till in no way believes him to be the toughest guy in the resort. ]
who the fuck is baku-kun??? wait that's this guy's name. i guess that's better than that other stupid thing he calls himself. no one is ever going to type out that whole thing. but he's right. he does have a bitch side though. it's all sides.
huh? why? i'm not going to change because i already went through puberty so i am done growing. at 16 i would still be changing. isn't that how it works?
I didn't say you weren't tough. Only that you try hard to make yourself seem extra-tough! Like with that long username that Till mentions. The one that has "murder" in it! That's a real "I'm such a tough guy!" name.
As for your cute side, I've definitely seen it! There was that time when you acted nice and gentle, for example. I know you'll say that was because of the cupid arrow, but it was still cute. And then there was that recent time when you wanted a higher star rating! When someone does their best to be praised, it's cute!
Which is something you have in common with Till, by the way. He also does his best, and he likes when I give out gold stars! ⭐
Anyway, you're not wrong about how puberty works. People do stop growing after a certain age, though it's not always 16. But even if your height doesn't change, other things about your appearance change with age. Your face starts to get all wrinkly, or your hair starts turning white.
Not that those are going to happen to me anytime soon. I take excellent care of my skin, and my hair is nice and lustrous!
ha! you think i can't find you? bastard, i'll hunt you down! crazy's not the same thing as tough, idiot.
[He's not the toughest guy in the resort, but he refuses to admit that. Doing so's the same as giving up his drive to be the strongest! At least he gets to smirk when Till questions Hiyori's nickname. Until he disses his hero name again!]
shut up! you're mad cause your brain's too weak to remember it!
[Hiyori's not helping things either. Well, he kind of is, in making sure the two don't keep going at each other's throats as much.]
i don't "try"; i AM tough! dont' agree with cat eyes! you know how important a name is to image, idiot!
SHUT UP! you know it was that shitty baby's fault and nothing else!
he is doing that thing. he complains and does the same. that name is such false advertising. he hasn't killed anything.
but you know maybe you're on to something. this guy didn't yell at me when i left the buffet. and he even brought my breakfast along. still doesn't make him cute. more like don't know. now he thinks he can hunt me down. good luck with that.
crazy people do crazy things. they just do it.
we don't have anything in common. hiyori!!! you're getting a negative gold star.
i know your whole name. i am not typing something like that.
stop. stop. shut up. what do you mean by getting wrinkly and hair turning white hair. what shitty? is that baby like in a small human child? forget gold stars. what are you two talking about?
[You knew he had a tl;dr problem, Bakugo, this isn't new.]
I just have a lot to say! When there are thoughts worth sharing, you share them!
To be fair, if Baku-kun did murder people, that wouldn't be very heroic! And I know names are important! Which is precisely why you chose that long name. To convey how tough you are, right?
I don't know how negative gold stars would work. Basically, when Till figures something out or does something good, I sometimes sent him a gold star as praise! ⭐ <-- Like this one! Simple but effective!
I meant just what I said. People start looking older as the years go by. Their skin starts to sag, their hair gradually loses color, and other such dreary things. You really haven't heard of this?
[ Sorry, Bakugo. He is going to dismiss that recurring threat. Nothing ever comes of it. He can only be wary when there are actual consequences. ]
my ears weren't bleeding because of some shitty singing. and no. they were not bleeding at all.
[ He doesn't randomly start bleeding, is what he would say, but he has enough tact to recall a witness. A loud-mouthed witness! As for Bakugo's heroics being diminished by a bit of murder, he has no opinion aside from the fact that he has a very misleading name. As he stated, that is false advertisement. ]
why are you telling him all that???
no. fuck you. i already know about that!
he is already sharing everything. but it makes him easier to understand. you're saying that like it's wrong to learn from hiyori. and no. i haven't seen that. forget it. it's not important. so don't worry about it.
Hey! Let's NOT kill each other, alright? Surely we're all mature enough not to resort to violence!
I didn't know the gold stars were a secret. You shouldn't feel embarrassed, though. Baku-kun likes getting stars from me, too. Just the other day, he said he wanted a five-star rating!
Till's the one figuring things out! Obviously, there were some gaps in his education back home, but that isn't his fault. That's what friends are for. They help one another fill in those gaps!
And true, I guess all that aging stuff isn't important right now. Humans in their twenties don't usually go grey or get saggy skin, so that's not something you have to worry about. Though I guess your hair is already grey-ish to start with. Sort of like Nagisa-kun's! He's my dearest friend back home, and his hair is a silver color.
[Honestly, that's the best way to handle him when he's mouthing off like this. Especially over text when he can take the dismissal as COWARDLY RETREAT and chalk up his win like the petty arrogant jerk he is.]
whoever was up there sucked! they shouldn't open karaoke stages if their options are crap!
[Focusing on something else now. Regardless of bleeding ears or clear, their "serenading" over the meal was wretched enough to put people (namely him) in a bad mood. And if Till wants a front-row proof, wait until something in the hotel tries attacking him while Bakugo's there. He'll see murder. heroic "murder"]
cause parrot doesn't know how to shut his mouth.
then stop bitching about typing the entire username!
[Poor Hiyori's trying to play peacemaker between them and getting shouted at on one side and gruff averted on the other. What a mediator's nightmare.]
you're the one who gave me a four-star review in the first place! i want a five-star one!
i never said it was wrong to learn from him! what the hell have you been teaching this guy anyways, parrot?
you can't just "forget it, not important" anything you don't fucking like! suck it up and learn shit!
[ That's not disappointment. Instead, he thinks it would be kind of ironic if he dies in a place like this and off the stage. What would that guy's face look like after investing in him? Well, whatever, what are his chances anyway? ]
i guess it was meant to be for fun. for them. or some shit.
i am not embarrassed!!!
a five-star what? what are you rating. is it that thing with the alcohol? it's stupid. just take your shitty four-star review and stop bitching.
hiyori agreed with me that it's not important, that's all that matters. see i don't have to worry about it.
[ Aging is the least important thing that Till is opting to ignore and avoid. Instead, Bakugo's last message hits hard. And he quickly buries that line with the next text he sends. ]
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Date: 7/9/25 00:27 (UTC)I said shut up so I could type.
what's that supposed to mean??? i don't act like whatever.
who even lives that long. no we're not doing this.
i'm getting hiyori!
[ Hold on a moment while he gets Hiyori in on this! ]
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Date: 7/9/25 00:54 (UTC)no subject
Date: 7/9/25 01:18 (UTC)this dumbass keeps spouting shit!
what the hell did he call you for?!
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Date: 7/9/25 01:24 (UTC)hiyori can settle things for us.
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Date: 7/9/25 01:33 (UTC)Second of all, that makes it sound like I've been called in as a mediator! Which I'm not fond of, since I do NOT like getting involved in fights. Too angry, too sweaty!
But what were you hoping I'd settle, exactly?
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Date: 7/9/25 01:36 (UTC)Urusei!
Blame this bastard if you're called for some bullshit reason!
[But as to the why-]
He wants to know what age he looks and acts.
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Date: 7/9/25 01:42 (UTC)[ Was the comment directed toward him? Who knows, but he will attempt to mind what he says. No promises, though. ]
but we're not fighting. i told you this guy is being unreasonable.
but yeah. it's about that.
first he says i look 16 and now he is saying i look 45. and i told him i look my own age.
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Date: 7/9/25 02:18 (UTC)Is that what this is about? You two get heated over the funniest things. But since you said you want my opinion, here goes!
I wouldn't go anywhere near as old as 45. Or as young as 16. You do have a youthful energy about you, which is one of your charm points. It's what I'd call cute!
But as far as looks go, you don't look that young. You're ever-so-slightly taller than me, and your face isn't a babyface. I knew someone back home who's university-aged, and he's only 150 centimeters. He appeals to people who like cute, small animals. But you have a different kind of appeal, so my verdict is, "not too childlike!"
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Date: 7/9/25 02:34 (UTC)[Expecting him to know shit about his world he never said, then not getting his insulting taunting when it's right there in front of his face. And instantly insulting him back. THAT'S FIGHTING!!
As for Hiyori's thorough and intricate analysis, including the expected anecdotes about himself...]
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING AGE!!
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Date: 7/9/25 02:48 (UTC)i think you're still sore that i pointed out i am taller than you.
[ He is not doing anything to make this better is he? But he feels he has a point. Otherwise, why bother mocking him about his supposed appearance? Turning his attention to Hiyori's assessment, it's not until Bakugo points out a lack of an age that he feels dissatisfied. ]
okay. yeah. but i'm not cute or anything.
that's weird. maybe you can be cute. not me. i don't want to be that.
and i guess this guy is right. you didn't give an age.
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Date: 7/9/25 03:05 (UTC)Pretend I said 160 cm instead of 150 please. Nazuna isn't that short.]Aha, so *that's* how all this started.
I am cute, but there's room in the world for more than just one cute person! Being cute means people find you endearing. It also means you can get away with more than you could otherwise, since everyone's biased towards cute things.
And you're right, I did not! But it's hard to guess an exact age. Especially when you know someone's real one. For now we'll just say, "Definitely older than 16, but definitely younger than 45!"
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Date: 7/9/25 06:03 (UTC)i'll still kick your fucking ass across the hotel!
[Not a damn thing to make this better. Poor Hiyori's been dragged into these two's normal spats. Why bother mocking him in the first place? Maybe because Bakugo's a jerk.
Hiyori low-key unconsciously backing him up. Doesn't matter if Till has to point it out and ask now.]
parrot thinks everyone he likes is cute. it's weird.
[And there he goes again, refusing a committed answer trying to be the nice guy. Also getting his own fun times out of pulling Till's chain. Apparently...]
43 and a half.
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Date: 7/9/25 13:45 (UTC)What Nazuha doesn't know can't hurt him.]hiyori, he keeps saying that, but he never does.
so why bother saying it at all.
but it wasn't about that.
[ Parrot. Right. He has heard that before. Sorry, Hiyori. You're stuck here now. ]
i am not cute. i don't want that stuff. even he thinks it's weird. you can have all have all that.
but you said that because you like me?
[ Now that's weird! ]
that's not helping! he is just saying any random shit now. but i guess. that makes more sense than 16. at least it's better than looking like a 5 year old.
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Date: 7/9/25 21:29 (UTC)And sort of! Someone can have cute looks and an un-cute personality. But even people who don't normally act cute can have a hidden cute side. For example, Baku-kun's shown me his cute side once or twice. I know that must be hard for you to picture though, since he's always making violent threats!
Looking like a 43-year-old at your age is stranger than looking 16, in my view. But whatever makes you happy, I suppose.
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Date: 7/9/25 22:50 (UTC)WHERE ARE YOU?! I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU NOW!!
and screw you, parrot! i'm tougher than anyone in this fucking resort!
[Ugh, these two bastards...
Why the hell does this asshole piss him off all the fucking time?! He called him just to antagonize him! Unfortunately Bakugo's agrees with Till on that one: HE'S NOT CUTE AT ALL!!
Oh great, now Hiyori gets to talk about liking someone...]
don't call it random shit just cause you got owned!
WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE A CUTE SIDE!! GET YOUR BRAIN CHECKED!!
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Date: 7/10/25 01:17 (UTC)and he keeps calling me that. i told him my name.
you know what i'm not going to tell him? where i am.
there are tougher guys out there. or at least they're they're crazy enough to be.
[ Sorry, Bakugo. Till in no way believes him to be the toughest guy in the resort. ]
who the fuck is baku-kun??? wait that's this guy's name. i guess that's better than that other stupid thing he calls himself. no one is ever going to type out that whole thing. but he's right. he does have a bitch side though. it's all sides.
huh? why? i'm not going to change because i already went through puberty so i am done growing. at 16 i would still be changing. isn't that how it works?
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Date: 7/10/25 04:30 (UTC)As for your cute side, I've definitely seen it! There was that time when you acted nice and gentle, for example. I know you'll say that was because of the cupid arrow, but it was still cute. And then there was that recent time when you wanted a higher star rating! When someone does their best to be praised, it's cute!
Which is something you have in common with Till, by the way. He also does his best, and he likes when I give out gold stars! ⭐
Anyway, you're not wrong about how puberty works. People do stop growing after a certain age, though it's not always 16. But even if your height doesn't change, other things about your appearance change with age. Your face starts to get all wrinkly, or your hair starts turning white.
Not that those are going to happen to me anytime soon. I take excellent care of my skin, and my hair is nice and lustrous!
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Date: 7/10/25 23:18 (UTC)you idiots talk too damn much!
ha! you think i can't find you? bastard, i'll hunt you down!
crazy's not the same thing as tough, idiot.
[He's not the toughest guy in the resort, but he refuses to admit that. Doing so's the same as giving up his drive to be the strongest! At least he gets to smirk when Till questions Hiyori's nickname. Until he disses his hero name again!]
shut up! you're mad cause your brain's too weak to remember it!
[Hiyori's not helping things either. Well, he kind of is, in making sure the two don't keep going at each other's throats as much.]
i don't "try"; i AM tough!
dont' agree with cat eyes! you know how important a name is to image, idiot!
SHUT UP! you know it was that shitty baby's fault and nothing else!
[Cue a direction change to Till again.]
gold stars? for what?
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Date: 7/10/25 23:53 (UTC)but you know maybe you're on to something. this guy didn't yell at me when i left the buffet. and he even brought my breakfast along. still doesn't make him cute. more like don't know. now he thinks he can hunt me down. good luck with that.
crazy people do crazy things. they just do it.
we don't have anything in common. hiyori!!! you're getting a negative gold star.
i know your whole name. i am not typing something like that.
stop. stop. shut up. what do you mean by getting wrinkly and hair turning white hair. what shitty? is that baby like in a small human child? forget gold stars. what are you two talking about?
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Date: 7/11/25 04:39 (UTC)I just have a lot to say! When there are thoughts worth sharing, you share them!
To be fair, if Baku-kun did murder people, that wouldn't be very heroic! And I know names are important! Which is precisely why you chose that long name. To convey how tough you are, right?
I don't know how negative gold stars would work. Basically, when Till figures something out or does something good, I sometimes sent him a gold star as praise! ⭐ <-- Like this one! Simple but effective!
I meant just what I said. People start looking older as the years go by. Their skin starts to sag, their hair gradually loses color, and other such dreary things. You really haven't heard of this?
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Date: 7/11/25 19:35 (UTC)[*bark bark snarl snarl*]
why the hell would i yell at you?! your ears were bleeding from that shitty singer!!
[And thanks for agreeing he's not cute!]
che. he's gonna start printing those stars out and sticking them on your cheeks.
[Look, he's gonna take that star bit and rib him with it!]
what the hell? hit "g" and pick from the dropdown, you dumbass!
[Yeah well Bakugo didn't invite Hiyori into this mess, dammit!]
You don't have to share everything!
Of course that's why I chose it! Villains hear my name and shit themselves in fear!
What the hell's he figuring out or doing good? Are you teaching him?
[He knows Till comes from a very different world with stunted social interactions, but learning all that from Hiyori is downright questionable!
Enjoy explaining human aging to Till, Hiyori. Bakugo's gonna sit here and watch this.]
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Date: 7/11/25 20:18 (UTC)[ Sorry, Bakugo. He is going to dismiss that recurring threat. Nothing ever comes of it. He can only be wary when there are actual consequences. ]
my ears weren't bleeding because of some shitty singing. and no. they were not bleeding at all.
[ He doesn't randomly start bleeding, is what he would say, but he has enough tact to recall a witness. A loud-mouthed witness! As for Bakugo's heroics being diminished by a bit of murder, he has no opinion aside from the fact that he has a very misleading name. As he stated, that is false advertisement. ]
why are you telling him all that???
no. fuck you. i already know about that!
he is already sharing everything. but it makes him easier to understand. you're saying that like it's wrong to learn from hiyori. and no. i haven't seen that. forget it. it's not important. so don't worry about it.
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Date: 7/12/25 16:50 (UTC)I didn't know the gold stars were a secret. You shouldn't feel embarrassed, though. Baku-kun likes getting stars from me, too. Just the other day, he said he wanted a five-star rating!
Till's the one figuring things out! Obviously, there were some gaps in his education back home, but that isn't his fault. That's what friends are for. They help one another fill in those gaps!
And true, I guess all that aging stuff isn't important right now. Humans in their twenties don't usually go grey or get saggy skin, so that's not something you have to worry about. Though I guess your hair is already grey-ish to start with. Sort of like Nagisa-kun's! He's my dearest friend back home, and his hair is a silver color.
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Date: 7/12/25 21:00 (UTC)whoever was up there sucked! they shouldn't open karaoke stages if their options are crap!
[Focusing on something else now. Regardless of bleeding ears or clear, their "serenading" over the meal was wretched enough to put people (namely him) in a bad mood. And if Till wants a front-row proof, wait until something in the hotel tries attacking him while Bakugo's there. He'll see murder.
heroic "murder"]cause parrot doesn't know how to shut his mouth.
then stop bitching about typing the entire username!
[Poor Hiyori's trying to play peacemaker between them and getting shouted at on one side and gruff averted on the other. What a mediator's nightmare.]
you're the one who gave me a four-star review in the first place! i want a five-star one!
i never said it was wrong to learn from him! what the hell have you been teaching this guy anyways, parrot?
you can't just "forget it, not important" anything you don't fucking like! suck it up and learn shit!
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Date: 7/13/25 09:16 (UTC)[ That's not disappointment. Instead, he thinks it would be kind of ironic if he dies in a place like this and off the stage. What would that guy's face look like after investing in him? Well, whatever, what are his chances anyway? ]
i guess it was meant to be for fun. for them. or some shit.
i am not embarrassed!!!
a five-star what? what are you rating. is it that thing with the alcohol? it's stupid. just take your shitty four-star review and stop bitching.
hiyori agreed with me that it's not important, that's all that matters. see i don't have to worry about it.
[ Aging is the least important thing that Till is opting to ignore and avoid. Instead, Bakugo's last message hits hard. And he quickly buries that line with the next text he sends. ]
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