you're a moron! you know i was a pet! you think i was allowed to do that? i could only talk to other humans in anakt garden. or i guess preparing for the competition.
BECAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT BEFORE? WHICH IS IT? DO I LOOK 45 or 16!?!?!? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!
[He hardly ever asks about Till's past and world because IT'S REAL FUCKING DISTURBING and he doesn't think the guy wants to be reminded about his shit life very often!]
Most worlds have phones or communication devices like these. You're gonna have to get used to it. Dammit. Be glad you don't have to memorize phone numbers!
[ But he gets it. He knows. There are methods to communicate. Till knows they exist; he has seen it. That does not mean he was allowed access. As he said, he is a pet. ]
a loud idiot. i know. and i know about that. there are broadcasts and televised shows and ways to listen to music. it's all there. but you know. i was a pet.
I said shut up so I could type. what's that supposed to mean??? i don't act like whatever. who even lives that long. no we're not doing this. i'm getting hiyori!
[ Hold on a moment while he gets Hiyori in on this! ]
Second of all, that makes it sound like I've been called in as a mediator! Which I'm not fond of, since I do NOT like getting involved in fights. Too angry, too sweaty!
[Hiyori. In the almost year you've known him, with all the "language" comments you've given him, how many of them, would you say, have had an OUNCE of success in getting him to stop?]
Urusei!
Blame this bastard if you're called for some bullshit reason!
He may have called me, but he also apologized and uses nicer language. These things count, you know.
Is that what this is about? You two get heated over the funniest things. But since you said you want my opinion, here goes!
I wouldn't go anywhere near as old as 45. Or as young as 16. You do have a youthful energy about you, which is one of your charm points. It's what I'd call cute!
But as far as looks go, you don't look that young. You're ever-so-slightly taller than me, and your face isn't a babyface. I knew someone back home who's university-aged, and he's only 150 centimeters. He appeals to people who like cute, small animals. But you have a different kind of appeal, so my verdict is, "not too childlike!"
[Expecting him to know shit about his world he never said, then not getting his insulting taunting when it's right there in front of his face. And instantly insulting him back. THAT'S FIGHTING!!
As for Hiyori's thorough and intricate analysis, including the expected anecdotes about himself...]
no. no. i'm really not. i think you're still sore that i pointed out i am taller than you.
[ He is not doing anything to make this better is he? But he feels he has a point. Otherwise, why bother mocking him about his supposed appearance? Turning his attention to Hiyori's assessment, it's not until Bakugo points out a lack of an age that he feels dissatisfied. ]
okay. yeah. but i'm not cute or anything. that's weird. maybe you can be cute. not me. i don't want to be that.
and i guess this guy is right. you didn't give an age.
[Pretend I said 160 cm instead of 150 please. Nazuna isn't that short.]
Aha, so *that's* how all this started.
I am cute, but there's room in the world for more than just one cute person! Being cute means people find you endearing. It also means you can get away with more than you could otherwise, since everyone's biased towards cute things.
And you're right, I did not! But it's hard to guess an exact age. Especially when you know someone's real one. For now we'll just say, "Definitely older than 16, but definitely younger than 45!"
i don't give a shit how tall you are! i'll still kick your fucking ass across the hotel!
[Not a damn thing to make this better. Poor Hiyori's been dragged into these two's normal spats. Why bother mocking him in the first place? Maybe because Bakugo's a jerk.
Hiyori low-key unconsciously backing him up. Doesn't matter if Till has to point it out and ask now.]
parrot thinks everyone he likes is cute. it's weird.
[And there he goes again, refusing a committed answer trying to be the nice guy. Also getting his own fun times out of pulling Till's chain. Apparently...]
hiyori, he keeps saying that, but he never does. so why bother saying it at all.
but it wasn't about that.
[ Parrot. Right. He has heard that before. Sorry, Hiyori. You're stuck here now. ]
i am not cute. i don't want that stuff. even he thinks it's weird. you can have all have all that.
but you said that because you like me?
[ Now that's weird! ]
that's not helping! he is just saying any random shit now. but i guess. that makes more sense than 16. at least it's better than looking like a 5 year old.
Because he's trying to look tough, I guess! Perhaps trying too hard, as some might say!
And sort of! Someone can have cute looks and an un-cute personality. But even people who don't normally act cute can have a hidden cute side. For example, Baku-kun's shown me his cute side once or twice. I know that must be hard for you to picture though, since he's always making violent threats!
Looking like a 43-year-old at your age is stranger than looking 16, in my view. But whatever makes you happy, I suppose.
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Date: 7/8/25 22:34 (UTC)you got lost already? lame.
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Date: 7/8/25 23:01 (UTC)and you're the fucking baka!
you're not making any sense? 45's pretty close to what?
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Date: 7/8/25 23:03 (UTC)YOUR FUCKING AGE, DAMMIT!!
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT?!
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Date: 7/8/25 23:12 (UTC)you think i was allowed to do that? i could only talk to other humans in anakt garden.
or i guess preparing for the competition.
BECAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT BEFORE? WHICH IS IT?
DO I LOOK 45 or 16!?!?!? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!
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Date: 7/8/25 23:16 (UTC)[He hardly ever asks about Till's past and world because IT'S REAL FUCKING DISTURBING and he doesn't think the guy wants to be reminded about his shit life very often!]
Most worlds have phones or communication devices like these. You're gonna have to get used to it. Dammit. Be glad you don't have to memorize phone numbers!
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Date: 7/8/25 23:17 (UTC)You look like a brat.
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Date: 7/8/25 23:49 (UTC)[ But he gets it. He knows. There are methods to communicate. Till knows they exist; he has seen it. That does not mean he was allowed access. As he said, he is a pet. ]
a loud idiot.
i know. and i know about that. there are broadcasts and televised shows and ways to listen to music. it's all there. but you know. i was a pet.
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Date: 7/8/25 23:50 (UTC)no subject
Date: 7/9/25 00:07 (UTC)[Ignorance isn't idiocy! This dumbass! Why the hell does he keep talking to him?!]
you wanna contact someone, you call them. deal with it.
unless you wanna walk around until you find them.
SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!
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Date: 7/9/25 00:13 (UTC)an idiot is you.
shut up shut up shut up
about the age thing!
how old i look depends on how i feel. and i feel i look my age. there.
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Date: 7/9/25 00:19 (UTC)YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP, BAKA!!
i dunno how the hell you feel, but you ACT like a 93 y/o hermit half the time!
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Date: 7/9/25 00:27 (UTC)I said shut up so I could type.
what's that supposed to mean??? i don't act like whatever.
who even lives that long. no we're not doing this.
i'm getting hiyori!
[ Hold on a moment while he gets Hiyori in on this! ]
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Date: 7/9/25 00:54 (UTC)no subject
Date: 7/9/25 01:18 (UTC)this dumbass keeps spouting shit!
what the hell did he call you for?!
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Date: 7/9/25 01:24 (UTC)hiyori can settle things for us.
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Date: 7/9/25 01:33 (UTC)Second of all, that makes it sound like I've been called in as a mediator! Which I'm not fond of, since I do NOT like getting involved in fights. Too angry, too sweaty!
But what were you hoping I'd settle, exactly?
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Date: 7/9/25 01:36 (UTC)Urusei!
Blame this bastard if you're called for some bullshit reason!
[But as to the why-]
He wants to know what age he looks and acts.
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Date: 7/9/25 01:42 (UTC)[ Was the comment directed toward him? Who knows, but he will attempt to mind what he says. No promises, though. ]
but we're not fighting. i told you this guy is being unreasonable.
but yeah. it's about that.
first he says i look 16 and now he is saying i look 45. and i told him i look my own age.
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Date: 7/9/25 02:18 (UTC)Is that what this is about? You two get heated over the funniest things. But since you said you want my opinion, here goes!
I wouldn't go anywhere near as old as 45. Or as young as 16. You do have a youthful energy about you, which is one of your charm points. It's what I'd call cute!
But as far as looks go, you don't look that young. You're ever-so-slightly taller than me, and your face isn't a babyface. I knew someone back home who's university-aged, and he's only 150 centimeters. He appeals to people who like cute, small animals. But you have a different kind of appeal, so my verdict is, "not too childlike!"
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Date: 7/9/25 02:34 (UTC)[Expecting him to know shit about his world he never said, then not getting his insulting taunting when it's right there in front of his face. And instantly insulting him back. THAT'S FIGHTING!!
As for Hiyori's thorough and intricate analysis, including the expected anecdotes about himself...]
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING AGE!!
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Date: 7/9/25 02:48 (UTC)i think you're still sore that i pointed out i am taller than you.
[ He is not doing anything to make this better is he? But he feels he has a point. Otherwise, why bother mocking him about his supposed appearance? Turning his attention to Hiyori's assessment, it's not until Bakugo points out a lack of an age that he feels dissatisfied. ]
okay. yeah. but i'm not cute or anything.
that's weird. maybe you can be cute. not me. i don't want to be that.
and i guess this guy is right. you didn't give an age.
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Date: 7/9/25 03:05 (UTC)Pretend I said 160 cm instead of 150 please. Nazuna isn't that short.]Aha, so *that's* how all this started.
I am cute, but there's room in the world for more than just one cute person! Being cute means people find you endearing. It also means you can get away with more than you could otherwise, since everyone's biased towards cute things.
And you're right, I did not! But it's hard to guess an exact age. Especially when you know someone's real one. For now we'll just say, "Definitely older than 16, but definitely younger than 45!"
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Date: 7/9/25 06:03 (UTC)i'll still kick your fucking ass across the hotel!
[Not a damn thing to make this better. Poor Hiyori's been dragged into these two's normal spats. Why bother mocking him in the first place? Maybe because Bakugo's a jerk.
Hiyori low-key unconsciously backing him up. Doesn't matter if Till has to point it out and ask now.]
parrot thinks everyone he likes is cute. it's weird.
[And there he goes again, refusing a committed answer trying to be the nice guy. Also getting his own fun times out of pulling Till's chain. Apparently...]
43 and a half.
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Date: 7/9/25 13:45 (UTC)What Nazuha doesn't know can't hurt him.]hiyori, he keeps saying that, but he never does.
so why bother saying it at all.
but it wasn't about that.
[ Parrot. Right. He has heard that before. Sorry, Hiyori. You're stuck here now. ]
i am not cute. i don't want that stuff. even he thinks it's weird. you can have all have all that.
but you said that because you like me?
[ Now that's weird! ]
that's not helping! he is just saying any random shit now. but i guess. that makes more sense than 16. at least it's better than looking like a 5 year old.
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Date: 7/9/25 21:29 (UTC)And sort of! Someone can have cute looks and an un-cute personality. But even people who don't normally act cute can have a hidden cute side. For example, Baku-kun's shown me his cute side once or twice. I know that must be hard for you to picture though, since he's always making violent threats!
Looking like a 43-year-old at your age is stranger than looking 16, in my view. But whatever makes you happy, I suppose.
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