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4/20 text; un: !!!RIOT!!!

[machismost]

Hey! I'm on my way over!

[ We're testing that 'no invitation needed' boundary today apparently. ]

[blastedass]

Something happen?

[It's not needed, but he's still gonna grump.]

[machismost]

Yeah! Just after midnight this morning.

[blastedass]

[oh geeze...]

Don't stay up that late.

[machismost]

Wow... You skipped past asking me what's up to lecture me about sleeping?

[blastedass]

[Because he knows, Shitty Hair... It's called evasion.]

Uh-huh.

[... ugh.]

Fine. What happened?

[machismost]

It would have happened whether I was sleeping or not anyway. And you know young people don't usually go to bed early right?

[ Now who's evading? Or really just poking a little more. ]

[blastedass]

[WHY YOU-!!]

I GET UP EARLY, DAMMIT!!

[machismost]

I know you do. But you don't have to? You don't go to school or work.

[blastedass]

I'm keeping my fucking schedule.

[Most of the time.]

You trying to convince me to stay up or something?

[machismost]

Nah or I'd have texted you about this last night! Or this morning. Todoroki tried to tell me 1 am is technically going to bed early not late.

[blastedass]

If you went to the movies at 1 am, would that be late or early?

[machismost]

You tell me! Todoroki says it's early. I say I probably don't wanna see the movie that's playing at 1 am either way.

[blastedass]

[Oh he's gonna have fun with this.

Diversion tactic: successfully executed.]

Why not? That staying up too late for you?

[machismost]

No. I guess you could never know this with your schedule but nothing but weird movies get played at that kind of hour.

[blastedass]

So why were you up so late then?

[machismost]

Past midnight was the moment of my friend getting one year closer to the old man he was born to be!

[blastedass]

YOU'RE WALKING TO YOUR FUCKING DEATH, SHITTY HAIR!!

1/2

[machismost]

Aw man I made a mistake

Meant to type BEST friend!

2/2

[machismost]

Yo is Death gonna open the gate for me this time or do I have to climb?

adorkable. stop that.

[blastedass]

[Damn right he's your BEST and don't fucking forget it!]

You expect your elder to serve you, kid?


[yeah but, isn't kirishima also...]

but he loves u bestie

[machismost]

I'm older than you here blastybrat! AND I'm your guest.

And I have your present.

still gonna blow your damn ass up for this!

[blastedass]

That doesn't fucking count!

[He'd refused to believe it until Kirishima gave him some indisputable proof. And then sulked about it for a good few hours. Bastard.]

God dammit! I said don't get anything!

[Shit, he's touched... pissed, but touched.]

worth it

[machismost]

[ You sulked because, what, he 'won' getting to 18 first? ]

Did you? Aw man I guess that's what you meant by hair for brains...

[ Convenient. ]

I don't think I can take it back. You'll see what I mean later.

[blastedass]

[YES! He was the oldest kid in class and loved it! Then Kirishima showed up older than him, first to 18 and he was PISSED!]

No, it means you're fucking stubborn, Shitty Hair.

[Heard him and ignored him completely.]

What? The hell'd you get?!

[Now he's wary!]