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RESIDENCE ✦ Bakugou / Midoriya Residence
GEMBOND ✦ Ruby
"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

[oh geeze...]

Don't stay up that late.

[machismost]

Wow... You skipped past asking me what's up to lecture me about sleeping?

[blastedass]

[Because he knows, Shitty Hair... It's called evasion.]

Uh-huh.

[... ugh.]

Fine. What happened?

[machismost]

It would have happened whether I was sleeping or not anyway. And you know young people don't usually go to bed early right?

[ Now who's evading? Or really just poking a little more. ]

[blastedass]

[WHY YOU-!!]

I GET UP EARLY, DAMMIT!!

[machismost]

I know you do. But you don't have to? You don't go to school or work.

[blastedass]

I'm keeping my fucking schedule.

[Most of the time.]

You trying to convince me to stay up or something?

[machismost]

Nah or I'd have texted you about this last night! Or this morning. Todoroki tried to tell me 1 am is technically going to bed early not late.

[blastedass]

If you went to the movies at 1 am, would that be late or early?

[machismost]

You tell me! Todoroki says it's early. I say I probably don't wanna see the movie that's playing at 1 am either way.

[blastedass]

[Oh he's gonna have fun with this.

Diversion tactic: successfully executed.]

Why not? That staying up too late for you?

[machismost]

No. I guess you could never know this with your schedule but nothing but weird movies get played at that kind of hour.

[blastedass]

So why were you up so late then?

[machismost]

Past midnight was the moment of my friend getting one year closer to the old man he was born to be!

[blastedass]

YOU'RE WALKING TO YOUR FUCKING DEATH, SHITTY HAIR!!

1/2

[machismost]

Aw man I made a mistake

Meant to type BEST friend!

2/2

[machismost]

Yo is Death gonna open the gate for me this time or do I have to climb?

adorkable. stop that.

[blastedass]

[Damn right he's your BEST and don't fucking forget it!]

You expect your elder to serve you, kid?


[yeah but, isn't kirishima also...]

but he loves u bestie

[machismost]

I'm older than you here blastybrat! AND I'm your guest.

And I have your present.

still gonna blow your damn ass up for this!

[blastedass]

That doesn't fucking count!

[He'd refused to believe it until Kirishima gave him some indisputable proof. And then sulked about it for a good few hours. Bastard.]

God dammit! I said don't get anything!

[Shit, he's touched... pissed, but touched.]

worth it

[machismost]

[ You sulked because, what, he 'won' getting to 18 first? ]

Did you? Aw man I guess that's what you meant by hair for brains...

[ Convenient. ]

I don't think I can take it back. You'll see what I mean later.

[blastedass]

[YES! He was the oldest kid in class and loved it! Then Kirishima showed up older than him, first to 18 and he was PISSED!]

No, it means you're fucking stubborn, Shitty Hair.

[Heard him and ignored him completely.]

What? The hell'd you get?!

[Now he's wary!]

[machismost]

[ Poor Bakugou. He's still an old man in Kirishima's heart. And sometimes you just have to ignore crabby old men. While he can accept not having a big blowout party, no way Eijiro wasn't going to get his friend a gift. ]

Open the gate and find out! I'm here!

[blastedass]

[DOES AN OLD MAN DO POP WHEELIES ON HIS BAD ASS MOTORCYCLE HE BUILT HIMSELF?! NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T!!

And despite himself, Bakugou knows Kirishima's like this. So... scowling at the phone and accepting it's bound to happen.

Before pushing off said couch and slumping on over to the door. It unlocks and Bakugou heads outside, rubbing the side of his head in annoyance, his usual black-decked casuals clashing with his light skin and the sunlight outside. It's warm now. Spring's in full go.

And there's his bestie, on the other side of the gate waiting to be let in.]

Fucking jump it...

[Growling as he comes over and unlocks the gate. Surreptitiously looking for present...]

Hey.

[machismost]

[ It could be argued that is exactly what mid-life crisis men do, so maybe not the best example.

Anyway yes, Kirishima is out here dressed for spring in a tank top under a light, short-sleeved open shirt. Completing the ensemble are some cargo shorts and his Krooks ( after Krookidile, you see - the Pokemon world had some interesting brand similarities ). Some say you're never really dressed without a smile and of course he's got a big, toothy one for his friend.

The present in question is easy to spot and appears to be in wide, but relatively thin box tucked under one of Kirishima's arms. ]

Hey! Happy Birthday!

[ Kirishima does not offer the aforementioned present just yet despite using it as a carrot to get Katsuki to leave his house. ]

Lock up, let's go get somethin' to eat!

[ Look, his ploys are very simple... but sometimes they work. ]