🤬 Open Contact

[blastedass]

Open Contact

"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



What to contact Bakugo for a talk? Feel free to say whatever here!

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TFLN cont. 💥 4/4

[blastedass]

[All Below]

for 💥 photosympathies

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

[... Vash whips out that answer easy.]

Ugh, sounds like smut trash.

[photosympathies]

It's actually pretty sweet. The outlaw's been framed for a murder they didn't commit and the sheriff is the only one who believes them.

[blastedass]

That sounds like it'd hit too close to home for you.

for 💥 lunarnocturne

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

[He'll always remain true to himself! The only one who changes him is him. If he wants to make a change for his own sake, he'll do so, with or without advice and guidance. (Good thing he's taken some humility blows from life and accepted said advice and guidance over time.) Flins at least earned Bakugo's respect.]

Heh. You left teeth marks in the steering wheel.

[But fingers in his mouth? ... Likely going to happen.]

[lunarnocturne]

[It's definitely wise that Bakugo has allowed himself to be humbled by life's little lessons here and there; an arrogant, prideful attitude isn't quite sustainable in the long run if one wishes to stand with others of a high caliber.]

Did I now? How embarrassing... My apologies.

[He'll happily accept Bakugo silencing him in another way, especially when said method involves getting to taste him.]

[blastedass]

[He's sustained his arrogant pride for quite a long time! Maybe he accepted those tough lessons and internalized that crap a long time ago, but he'll never be broken! Even by life itself! As long as it improves him, he'll allow it to happen! And he'll stand with anyone's caliber, then surpass them!]

Bullshit apology. You enjoyed it.

[Besides, fuck that stupid town. He still wants to blow it up.]

for 💥 thepartyshark

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

Hah! I'm not wasting my time coming over for a shitty piece of paper.

But if you want me to point out your AVERAGE dick, guess I can swing by. What time do you wanna get wrecked, Shark Face?

Re: for 💥 thepartyshark

[thepartyshark]

You know what? When you see it is so not average, I'm gonna smack you in the face with it.

Come over tonight. Six. And get ready to see what a real TOP TIER dick looks like.

[blastedass]

Smack me and I'll fucking bite it off.

HA! You better have a backup plan for your BOTTOM BARREL boner.

for 💥 nutkick

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

then you know how fucking stupid they can get!

[THEY SHOULD! that doesn't mean they do. fucking rabid privacy-wrecking fans.]

it's not exploitation! it's idiots being idiots!
tell your own fans to stop writing smut about you too, dammit!

OF COURSE I DIDN'T READ THAT TRASH!

[he will dropkick him on live news!]

[nutkick]

you haven't seen what i have seen, then!!!

[ it's too detailed. too lewd. too insane?? this is some thirsty, perverted fanbase! denji can't get over it. ]

ugh.
chainsaw man smut is not even that intense!
it's mostly vanilla.

[ he sounds ... disappointed. ]

[blastedass]

HOW'S THAT DO A DAMN THING TO THIS DISCUSSION?!

[has denji looked himself up online?! does katsuki need to type it in and slap rule34 results in his face?! he WON'T but the option's there! pervs are always going to exist, even if you stomp them out.]

you've looked yourself up?

[maybe he stands corrected.]

you sound disappointed.

for 💥 trifurce

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

[hmph, he's not wrong there. bakugo didn't bring this up with anyone else, though now he's resigned to handle it on his own.]

don't fucking apologize for someone else's bullshit.

what the hell are you planning to try?

[trifurce]

I'm apologizing for my joking? But.

I can purify a curse with touch.

[ it's! not really a lie? the triforce can do a lot of things. he's not sure it will work, but he wants to help, and acting like it will work is probably more suited to bakugou's personality than telling him it might work. ]

[blastedass]

Does that mean I get to nap on your side again?

[Look, Link's pretty damn cool in his own right. But Bakugo likes dogs, and wolves are fucking awesome. He figures that's not what Link means. Still asking. Even if it's partial taunting.]

for 💥 intrepidness

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

[THEY CAN ALL GET PNEUMONIA AND DIE! idiots.]

i'll obliterate any fucking resemblance to that person from your brain! you want the last word, fight for it!

[totally serious. this is competition for life!]

I'M NOT MAKING ANY FUCKING EXCUSES! IT'S PROTOCOL, BITCH! [her fight boner isn't worth his goddamn license or getting points on his pristine record!] call it whatever you want; you're gonna get buried!

I ALREADY TOLD YOU I HAVE TO SECURE THE SPACE! FUCK!! learn to read!

[intrepidness]

[...huh. Interesting. Nike is trying to get a read on this guy but he still feels hot and cold to her. Or is she reading too deeply a stranger? It isn't like she is going to adopt him as a rain partner or anything of the sort.]

got it!
no more comparisons to other people.
i'll respect your boundary.

[Yup. She will assume that is what is going on. Why else would he react this way? Boys are weird.]

FINE YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT FOR THE LAST WORD!
I'M GOING TO OUT FINAL WORD YOU!

[Protocol? Huh? He's actually following rules...? That's rather surprising. No one seems to do that whenever they target her. Another note to add to her mental notes about him.]

THEN HURRY UP IN GETTING THE SPACE READY!
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
I WANT TO GO SHOPPING AFTER THIS!

[By shopping, she means changing her identity so she can stay out to play longer.]

[blastedass]

[He's not going to be around someone who starts raining when she sings, dammit. You know how annoying that'd be?! One song and the whole damn venue's wet! SING IN THE SHOWER OR SHUT UP!]

you don't have to say it!
unless i'm better than then; then say it.

[Because he'll take the praise. Short praise. Deserved and quick. Don't pile it on like some ass-kissing sap because then he gets pissed off. Suspicious flattery is gross.]

HA! you'll get a new phone before you get the last word on me.

[This is not going to go well for either of them... an eternal text chain forever.

OF COURSE HE'S FOLLOWING RULES?! You think he wants to get a mark on his record for illegally fighting in the middle of the city with some ignorant girl?!]

THEN GO FUCKING SHOPPING AND I'LL TEXT YOU WHEN IT'S READY!!
what kind of fucking place do you come from where you kick off fights all the time?

[A scuffle street fight is one thing, but weather altering powers? She can't just whip that shit out and shrug off the collateral!]

for 💥 bakadeku

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

Stop apologizing for stupid crap! You wanna say your sorry, make sure I never yell at you for this again!

And learn to control your dick!

ty for setting up a continuation!

[bakadeku]

If it's stupid, why are you yelling at me for it in the first place?

( kacchan, a man of inscrutable contradictions. )

for 💥 wannasmash

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

I'M NOT LOOKING ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR DICK, DUMBASS DEKU!

[What a fucking prude! Say the "d" word! It's not going to kill you! Why the hell is he still texting his responses?! All Deku does is piss him off to no end! Now he has to deal with his damn embarrassment and this shitty topic all over his phone screen! But nooo- He has to make sure this asshole's legs are in working condition or else he's gonna have to train with those stupid extras from class who can't give him a scrap of challenge!]

SHUT UP! HE THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DO IT! [Considering how they egg each other on, why wouldn't Midoriya skimp on his recovery to try and keep in sight of Bakugo's proverbial dust? BASTARD STILL THOUGHT HE TOLD DEKU TO!!]

you mean they're next up on the chopping block.

[wannasmash]

[ They're both driven enough to work out even with injuries, but Bakugou has more self preservation. Midoriya is just insane, and it's a testament to every medical professional he's ever visited that they got their recovery instructions through his thick skull. ]

i can just hear your voice the way you say that. you sound way too into my arms getting pulverized. my arms can take you just fine!!

[ In a fight, right?

When Bakugou riles him up, he gets carried away and stops thinking about being polite mild-mannered Midoriya. Saying the "D" word would absolutely kill the guy who can barely say "boobs", but especially in front of Kacchan! His best Rival with a capital "R"! Midoriya actually celebrates when he can have a normal-ish conversation with him! What a relief that Bakugou confirms that he wasn't actually looking at his— ]

WAIT BUT THEN WHY DID YOUR MIND GO THERE ANYWAY??????

[ KACCHAN????? ]

for 💥 stungunhero

[blastedass]

[continued from here]

WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?! No goddamn doctor would tell you that, idiot!

[stungunhero]

No way! They gave me a guide sheet and everything!!

[He sends a picture of a guide that the doctors gave him