🤬 Open Contact

[blastedass]

Open Contact

"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



What to contact Bakugo for a talk? Feel free to say whatever here!

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[blastedass]

YOU'RE NOT CARRYING ME!
I'm never gonna depend on you!

[He has. A few times. Reluctantly.]

[bakadeku]

( but ... he has? kacchan's pride is mysterious and important. at a certain point, you just have to laugh. )

Right. Of course not. You're the best one of our class, so you wouldn't need anybody else's help.

I still want to be able to, though! Just in case.

[blastedass]

[he's not giving any damn examples! laugh at him and you're dead!]

The hell do you mean "probably"?! I DON'T NEED ANYONE!!

You better. No one's gonna want an unreliable hero.

[bakadeku]

( ok now he's definitely laughing. text is the safest way to communicate with katsuki bakugo. )

Bet.
Oh, before I forget.
Thank you, Kacchan.
When I got your first message ... I was really worried you would be really grossed out and hate me or not want to talk to me at all anymore. Well. More than you already do. Like maybe you would even ask to not be put on the same teams with me. I can't think of anything that'd be worse than messing things up that badly.
So it's really nice to have you yelling at me, actually haha.

[blastedass]

[izuku's lucky he isn't rooming beside the blonde. he'd be dead through the wall ten times over.]

You talk too damn much!

You think I'm so weak I'd be scared off by your shitty dick?! Don't look down on me!!

Next time, I'll drag you out by your stupid ankle instead!

[bakadeku]

Do you have to call it shitty?

[blastedass]

You got a problem, Deku?

[bakadeku]

Well, it's just that, other than you, no one but my mom has ever touched it, so that kinda stings.
Not that you have to say nice things about it when you didn't ask for that.
I mean I know you didn't want to touch it.
Sorry! I'll stop.

[blastedass]

YOU COULD'VE STOPPED FOUR SENTENCES AGO!

If you're gonna get defensive, don't buckle the more you talk!

[bakadeku]

( urk! )

Sorry?
Uh, I mean.
I wish you wouldn't be a jerk about it.

( is that better??? he's trying. )

[blastedass]

You're gonna bitch about me being a jerk, you perv?

[At least he's standing up for himself, so improvement?]

[bakadeku]

I already told you that wasn't on purpose!

( but kacchan is right, he thinks. he probably deserves to be bullied for being a creep like that. )

[blastedass]

You weren't in a hurry to pull your hips back. Just humped on and hoped I wouldn't notice.

[and now he's definitely bullying him, smirking at the screen as he imagines deku's flushed face.]

[bakadeku]

( predictably, he is indeed bright red, sputtering, and for a minute, at a total loss of what to type back. kacchan definitely thinks deku's a freak and a pervert. that just confirms it for him. stupid penis. stupid boner. )

I didn't, I swear!
Even though I wanted to, I wouldn't do that without your permission.
I was just shifting my weight because I was worried about if I was too heavy and if carrying me the same way was going to wear you out.
That's the truth. Really.

[blastedass]

[because deku is a freak and a pervert if he was getting a stupid danger boner being carried out of a burning building on someone's back. sheesh! what else would that be called?! KINKY?!]

DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! I can carry five of you on one damn arm if I had to!

[unlikely, but braggart's bragging.]

the hell do you mean you WANTED to?

HUMP ME?! what are you, some kinda dog in heat?

[bakadeku]

( oh yeah maybe he shouldn't have said that part. )

No, of course not!
I didn't mean it like that.

( he has no alternative interpretation to provide because he did, in fact, mean it like that. )

Maybe we can just pretend I didn't say that.
Or that the whole thing never happened, actually.
Yeah, that sounds good.

[blastedass]

[midoriya's got a bad case of foot-in-mouth disease right now.]

HOW THE HELL ELSE COULD YOU MEAN IT?!

[does he read what he writes on the screen before sending it or just straight brain to fingers without a filter?]

YOU SAID IT ON THE FUCKING SCREEN!
AND YOU DID IT!

[bakadeku]

( years of being a nerd whose best friend was his stalker notebook made it simply too easy to write shit without it ever touching his thinking brain. text messaging, unfortunately, is in the same category. )

Well
I guess if I had to pin it down
Mostly I didn't think about the dog thing.

( that's all he's got. )

You know what it's like! It's uncomfortable and you just want to make it go away so if something feels good then you just want to you know keep doing it.

But the important thing is I didn't I really think we should focus more on that part and less on the wanting to or any of the other admittedly creepy things that I said that I'm sure have made you think I'm a total loser pervert who you should never speak to again.

[blastedass]

[don't get him started on those creepy ass notebooks! he's pretty sure there's at least three tomes dedicated to HIM and it made his skin crawl! even if he was begrudgingly impressed at the detail...]

DON'T ANALYZE THE ANSWER, IDIOT!

[didn't katsuki just ask him to answer? welp, that's how he is.]

haa?! you can deal with a little discomfort instead of humping your boner on my back!

[ ... and suddenly izuku's rambling again. ]

why the hell are you insulting yourself for me? you think i can't do that on my own?!

[bakadeku]

No. Of course you can.
You're really good at it.
That's why ... it hurts more when it comes from you.

[blastedass]

So defend yourself.
If it hurts, fight back, idiot.
Unless you wanna remain a defenseless weakling your entire life.

[bakadeku]

Those aren't the only two choices!
I don't have to be a jerk to be strong.
Belittling people and judging them harshly isn't what makes you strong, either.

[blastedass]

You wanna try and prove that to my face, Deku?
Cause anyone who buckles under some fucking judgement and words can never be a hero.

[bakadeku]

It's not just about words.
It matters who's saying them.

( but of course kacchan wouldn't understand. he's never even liked having deku tailing after him. probably, the only person kacchan would take criticism so hard from would be all might, and he'd never say something just to be cruel. he probably doesn't even respect mr. aizawa enough. certainly not deku. not the way deku respects and looks up to kacchan. )

But ... yeah.
If that's the only way to make you understand, I'll prove it to your face.
That I can be just as strong as you are and just as good a hero ... without relying on hurtful words to demoralize someone.
Then you'll see that you don't need to either!

[blastedass]

Pera pera pera. I'm just hearing excuses and whining.

[He knows full well how much words can hurt, both what they are and who says them. And while Deku's right in Katsuki might be willing to take criticism from All Might, if the man himself told Katsuki to give up being a hero, that he sucked, he wouldn't take a damn one of those words to heart! He aims to surpass All Might!

What man can surpass the greatest hero in the world if a few words are enough to cripple him?]

Haa? What the hell kind of dream are you having?
You think you'll be as strong as me? Try it! Fuck up and I'll crush you at every single step you take!

I don't need to be some sweet-mouthed wuss to be a great hero!