[che, the hell does this shrimpnerd think this is, a fucking day camp? every time one of them walks out the door on a mission, they're at risk of dying. joking about it's stupid, but so is ignoring the possibility. katsuki doesn't ignore death; he straight up clashes with it and dares the fucker to show its stupid white face!
but he did say he'd rather die than team up with deku during their exam, so... he's not above talking like that. even if it was a one-time slip he has no intention of repeating.]
don't get so worked up, dumbass. you'll get white hair and wrinkles by your twenties.
[how lame.]
DON'T GET SAPPY ON ME! if you're gonna cry, do it over a plant and be useful!
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Date: 4/16/26 00:09 (UTC)but he did say he'd rather die than team up with deku during their exam, so... he's not above talking like that. even if it was a one-time slip he has no intention of repeating.]
don't get so worked up, dumbass. you'll get white hair and wrinkles by your twenties.
[how lame.]
DON'T GET SAPPY ON ME! if you're gonna cry, do it over a plant and be useful!
[mean.]
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Date: 4/16/26 00:39 (UTC)but that's ... kinda nice, honestly. but he knows kacchan wouldn't want to hear any kind of gratitude for that, so he just lets it be. )
Why would I cry on a plant? Isn't the salt bad for them???