( look, it's different when he's threatening to kill deku than talking about himself. it's too real when deku already failed to protect bakugo at summer camp and then nighteye apparently saw all might dying and. it's getting real. and the only person deku is ok with dying to save someone is him. )
oh. yeah, i guess so.
( which makes him feel kinda silly but like !! be less vivid and realistic, kacchan !! present mic would be proud of your imagery but deku is not. )
i just don't want anything to happen to you forget it sorry i don't even remember what we started arguing about
( which is kind of always how it goes, really. they just seem to wind each other up. )
[che, the hell does this shrimpnerd think this is, a fucking day camp? every time one of them walks out the door on a mission, they're at risk of dying. joking about it's stupid, but so is ignoring the possibility. katsuki doesn't ignore death; he straight up clashes with it and dares the fucker to show its stupid white face!
but he did say he'd rather die than team up with deku during their exam, so... he's not above talking like that. even if it was a one-time slip he has no intention of repeating.]
don't get so worked up, dumbass. you'll get white hair and wrinkles by your twenties.
[how lame.]
DON'T GET SAPPY ON ME! if you're gonna cry, do it over a plant and be useful!
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Date: 4/14/26 22:10 (UTC)[You've spent a lifetime with Katsuki promising death to those around him. And other violent verbiage? How is this suddenly a problem?]
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Date: 4/14/26 22:31 (UTC)oh. yeah, i guess so.
( which makes him feel kinda silly but like !! be less vivid and realistic, kacchan !! present mic would be proud of your imagery but deku is not. )
i just don't want anything to happen to you
forget it
sorry
i don't even remember what we started arguing about
( which is kind of always how it goes, really. they just seem to wind each other up. )
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Date: 4/16/26 00:09 (UTC)but he did say he'd rather die than team up with deku during their exam, so... he's not above talking like that. even if it was a one-time slip he has no intention of repeating.]
don't get so worked up, dumbass. you'll get white hair and wrinkles by your twenties.
[how lame.]
DON'T GET SAPPY ON ME! if you're gonna cry, do it over a plant and be useful!
[mean.]
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Date: 4/16/26 00:39 (UTC)but that's ... kinda nice, honestly. but he knows kacchan wouldn't want to hear any kind of gratitude for that, so he just lets it be. )
Why would I cry on a plant? Isn't the salt bad for them???