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Date: 7/7/25 02:03 (UTC)
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[Try fucking WHILE fighting next time. How is that possible? Don't worry about it, Chobe will find a way. And that stamina is why Chobe makes such a good 'punching bag.' If it were anyone else, even with the same regeneration gift, they'd wither away or be consumed by their flowers far faster than the former bandit. Slim chance of Chobe sticking around to see if Bakugo could eventually wear him down out of sheer spite though. . .

Before he can snap back with a teasing retort, this fucker bites his finger! Ow?? Dude! Of all things, that is what makes Chobe actually flinch for once. He just isn't used to dealing with someone just as feral as he is.]


FUCKING--seriously?! See, this shit? This shit right here is why I ain't gonna let folks like you near my dick.

[He'd probably bite it the fuck off!! Granted, it would in fact. . .regrow, but still. He sneers slightly, watching the hero's face as he pulls back, before turning his head away. Not gonna admit that it feels kinda nice, nope. He tugs his hand back once Bakugo releases him.]

I'm the bad guy, brat. I'm full of wrong ideas.

Date: 7/8/25 13:29 (UTC)
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[Get creative, nerd!! Perhaps a tussle for another day, though. If nothing else, even if he won't voice it, Chobe is appreciative of Bakugo's spunk. Immortality aside, he hasn't neglected to keep his body in shape, but there's little challenge normal petty criminals and gangsters can provide when you can simply break their necks or skewer them through the chest without batting an eyelash. Bakugo and a few others keep him on his toes here, and he'd be lying if he said it wasn't refreshing to have a proper adrenaline rush again.

Won't stop him from bitching about the walking piece of dynamite snacking on him though. Pot meet kettle, but it's a matter of pride!! He at least isn't too bothered by the weak ass insult.]


A wuss with my dick in tact! Tch.

[Though gosh what a punchable face Bakugo has. He's not wrong, but Chobe ain't giving him that satisfaction. Instead he just snorts, going to pull up his pants as the leash dangles beneath his neck, and shooting back his own smug grin.]

Oi, some cliches are classics for a reason, pay some respect on the name that just had ya screamin'!

Date: 7/9/25 04:33 (UTC)
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[Chobe's got no idea what he means, public sex is great exactly because of that. It's like tagging an area with graffiti, only far messier and less sanitary! And either way, some custodial staff will have to come scrub it up later. Chobe will snicker as Bakugo tries to get his pants back on--not at all apologetic for slicing his zipper off.

And is he scared to put his dick in crazy? Well, no, not exactly, because Chobe's an even worse choice to put your dick in. But even he'd tread cautiously putting a part of himself in the hands or mouth of a walking firecracker, damn.

Though, it'd be pretty exciting, and different, he must admit. Having lived over a century now with only one partner that can keep up with him, the challenge the resort provides is welcome. But ah well, he ain't vocalizing that. He rolls his eye at the 'earn it' comment, initially brushing it off as more trivial goading before Bakugo yanks that leash. Then he finds himself staring down the red-eyed punk, letting a silent bout of consideration blanket the moment.]


. . .for a brat, you don't really know your place, huh?

[He takes a deliberate step forward, closing any remaining distance.]

But you're the one holding my leash, so lead the way.

Date: 7/10/25 02:50 (UTC)
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[Sounds like a skill issue!! Then again, Chobe is absolutely the kind of guy that would rail someone on the table of Applebees in front of a family's birthday meal. As for shoving something down his throat. . .careful, given there's the chance he'd like it. That and if his throat tears? It'll just get stitched back together. Nothing like a little body horror to assist in some fucked up kinky experimentation.

That kiss is abrupt but not unwelcome, Chobe finding himself slightly disappointed that's all he does. Bakugo seems to always be running on 110% aggression, and yet is still fairly reserved. He supposes that's what happens when someone that explosive has been raised within proper societal norms.

He still knows how to run his fucking mouth though.]


Don't walk slow then!

[It does tick him off to some extent, since most people know to back off when dealing with Chobe. From bandit to mob boss, he's clawed his way to the top of the criminal underworld. And this this punk of a hero has never been intimidated in the least. It's that overwhemling confidence that has Chobe following him. . .partially out of enjoyment of his company, partially with the thought of one day killing him. Still a villain, after all.

But--he tugs lightly at the leash as they walk.]


Oi, tell me more about that thing. That heart.

[He got distracted by the whole wall fucking thing, but he did retain that bit of detail when Bakugo was yapping.]

Date: 7/11/25 05:20 (UTC)
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[Chobe will continue to believe Bakugo's entire being is just a walking ticking timebomb til otherwise proven wrong. Better safe than sorry.........though he's gonna keep messing with him regardless. The preference for chill downtime wouldn't really feel all that contradictory to him, honestly. Chobe is the way he is simply because others wouldn't let him live a calm, uneventful life, after all.

He keeps pace, mulling over that information with a thoughtful hum.]


Ceiling? Were ya flying or in an elevator or somethin'?

[He's seen how Bakugo can maneuver around in the air with those blasts, Chobe doubts he'd be so distracted he'd run into a fucking rooftop somehow. And he said "no one." So others were there, eh? Chobe mentally files that away. While he's not quite as driven to find their captor just yet, he fully intends on making the big bird pay. Simply just needs to bide his time and wait. He'll ask around to others and pass the info along to his brother later though.

For now? Deflect the notion that he might be too interested.]


Maybe you were hallucinating. Not enough blood to either of yer heads. S'shame.

[Nailed it, perfect distraction.]

Date: 7/12/25 01:44 (UTC)
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Wasn't the only thing throbbin' and pounding that week.

[Badum-ching!!

But no, he gets what Bakugo means, he was more than aware of the chaos, and a victim of the madness it induced. He still opts to maintain some distance to his curiosity though. While he's made it no secret he's willing to kill any and every staff member here if it meant getting to the head honcho, he rather not let the big bad catch on that he's serious about it. Leave the leg work to others, but stay informed.

Though, speaking as if the heart were sentient? Weird, but not unheard of it. Having dealt with monster plants, he's in no position to dismiss it. Inwardly it's infuriating as hell though. . .so many people here with incredible powers, yet all rendered useless. Such a pain.]


Anyway, sounds like yer just makin' excuses. Get yer shit together if you have a run in with this mystery heart again, eh? [Then a tilt of his head. He saw that itch.] And don't tell me I bit ya too hard there.

Date: 7/12/25 14:49 (UTC)
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Damn, guess I'll have to stick to my day job of horrific criminal activity.

[Absolutely worth it to get such a disgusted face, no regrets. Does Chobe even know what stand up is? No, but he can pick up on the implication of delivering a bad joke. It does the job though, easing the conversation back to something casual. He got what he needed, and he'll pass it on. Maybe he'll hit up Akira to get his perspective on it later.

A light snort at the work comment though.]


I'll try to pencil it in--but I got other shit splitting my attention.

[People to see, princes to terrorize and eventually kill. For every ally he's made so far, he's found someone he either wants to kill or torture. Princes, demons, all that's in between, he's gotta take their heads off before getting to the peacock.

A shrug as Bakugo flips off his neck jab, but he cranes his head back, eying the elevators as they pass them, and he follows the hero to the stairwell.]


Ah? Not taking the elevator?

[Not that he minds, elevators are still a recent concept to him. He does prefer stairs but, seems odd to pass up on convenience if he's that eager.]

Date: 7/13/25 16:00 (UTC)
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[Eat the heart Bakugo, turn the sex resort into a fight club!! That's probably not how it works, but one can dream.

One last passing look at the elevator and he shrugs casually.]


Aaah, right. S'never bothered me, but I guess they got magical bullshit going on, eh?

[Chobe's experienced some elevator nonsense lightly, but mostly takes it in stride. Feels on brand with the entire resort, after all. If a ghost wants to give him a handjob, sure, why not, there's a funny story for when he's back home.

Far more jarring is Bakugo's request. Chobe stares as if the hero's speaking an entirely different language, jaw slack in confusion.]


You. . .want me to hug you? The hell? Why?

[Whoosh, straight over his head.]

Date: 7/15/25 17:52 (UTC)
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[girl help,

He'd comment on that last elevator bit, but he does actually understand that most people aren't used to uuuh, unsolicited attention like he is. It doesn't bother him, but he'll leave it at that.

Not that he really has time to say much of anything when Bakugo's hooking an arm around him, and suddenly it feels like gravity's been reversed. No time to protest, squirm, or even brace himself, all he can feel is the rush of air and the billowing heat below rising them up. It's a short trip but leaves a hell of an impression, and once safely on solid flooring and beyond the banister, Chobe can't help but stumble for a half moment, hand on the railing.]


Shit. Give me more damn warning next time, brat!

[He's part plant, he's used to being rooted, okay. Though the method of travel isn't objectionable, he just realizes something else. Chobe by no means is a small guy. Solid, muscular, not the widest by most brick house standards, but makes up for it in versatility and agility. Yet this asshole was able to basically carry him with one hand?? Has this punk been holding out on him? It's an annoying, nagging thought as he straightens himself back up.]

Date: 7/16/25 01:35 (UTC)
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[Wow, they had horses but they weren't common or going on crazy chases. It's the edo period not the wild west, gosh.

Chobe recovers quickly enough with the shock wearing off, shaking out a leg before quickly following after the hero. He's right, while he's fine with heights, or even falling or jumping from them, suspended aerial battle/travel is out of his wheelhouse. As if he'd admit to it though. Still, even if he had gotten scorched, he'd just regenerate, so no big deal. Same thing if his stomach turned, too. Still impressive he wasn't harmed though, even if only slightly, he notes. That's some precise control.]


Tch. Flashy fuck, if you wanted to show off you coulda just said so, instead of acting all scared of the elevators.

[He knows Bakugo's absolutely afraid of nothing, but Chobe has to smooth out his pride a little.]

Date: 7/16/25 02:45 (UTC)
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Uh huh, sure.

[Rude!! He's just still adjusting to present day, that's all. Though he is lowkey starting to regret all the old geezers he messed with and ridiculed. He's starting to see how they feel with all these mortal punks trying to run circles around him.

Bakugo doesn't have to worry about any real fights today, at least. Trouble's in Chobe's blood, but typically, leave him be, and he won't mess with others outside of some (mostly) harmless threats. And for Bakugo, the hero is tolerable (fun) company, and most importantly, hasn't done anything to or said shit about his brother. Can't say the same about others, unfortunately.

But nevermind all that, Chobe's attention is immediately drawn to the excessive, glitzy, over the top decor. He gets a glimpse of himself in a mirror, probably for the first time today, and he snorts. The collar really does look good on him.]


--damn, I forgot how fucking elaborate it is on the other floors. Ain't you just damn lucky living it up like this.

Date: 7/19/25 17:51 (UTC)
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[A mock gasp from Chobe, followed by a cheeky smile as he partially covers his face in a show of faux conservative embarrassment]

You worked for it? Oh my, are you callin' yerself a slut? How scandalous. Didn't think you had it in ya~

[A bite at his lip to stifle a laugh. Chobe couldn't give a shit how many people Bakugo may or may not have slept with--he's probably got far more under his belt from his decades of living, but it doesn't really matter here. It's both surprising and. . .not, to hear the hero embracing the nature of the resort, though. Gotta play the game to break it, after all.

Stepping inside, his ribbing is silenced by just how vast the accommodation is. The highest room he's been invited into so far was a five or six, and this is leagues beyond a bunch of pillows and bed. He follows suit, kicking off his shoes, but he's almost pissed off by how swanky it is.]


Khh! Now this is just overkill!

Date: 7/19/25 20:39 (UTC)
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[Is that not what room service is for!! But Chobe's appreciative of the restraint, it'd suck to get blood and brains all over his nice collar, after all.

But he is in fact too distracted looking over the rooms to follow up with another jest, mentally comparing it to lodgings he and his brother are used to. He's not necessarily against such a dripped out suite, and the gold doesn't bother him that much. . .Chobe has his own excessively tacky taste, too. But even thinking of all the hotels and penthouses he and his brother have wormed their way into, this resort still eclipses it all. It really does just go to show how far they still have to go, and makes him question just how much power and wealth is at this peacock ringleader's disposal. (And how do they get their hands on those resources. . .?)

He does think it is absolutely ill-suiting for a personality like Bakugo, however. The guy may have a flashy power, but he gets the impression the hero would opt for practicality over aesthetic. Before he can ask why he hasn't personalized it, the answer gets served to him. He flaps a hand, shrugging away the offer for water, too.]


Hah, hospitable, ain't ya? If you're that worn out, feel free to hydrate yerself.

I was wondering why the hell there wasn't any shit in here that's your speed, not even a punching bag. Guess that's more trouble than it's worth. . .then again, they dumped a shit ton of dirt in my room, tryin' to be funny.

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