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Date: 8/9/25 02:26 (UTC)
brother_nature: (pic#17245252)
From: [personal profile] brother_nature
Shut the hell up!

[He should have known, and honesty he probaby did know, but when you're rotten to your core, one can't help but get up to a bit of mischief. Though honestly, if he had time to think, he'd be annoyed at himself for being so predictable. Gotta work on that, former bandit king.

He scrambles back on to dry land, vines flailing around as if trying to find something to grasp, but as he shakes the excess water from himself while on all fours. . .yeah, that dignity's at the bottom of that artificial river. His leash clanks against the floor as he lays flat, letting his vines calm down and retract back into exposed skin. He mutters against the surface, exasperated. Definitely no tao talks today.]


Ya got fuckin' lucky.

Date: 8/10/25 17:55 (UTC)
brother_nature: (pic#17245239)
From: [personal profile] brother_nature
Lucky reflex.

[That doesn't make sense Chobe!! He slaps a hand against his head, once last knock to get any waters out his ears, and he'll finally push himself off the floor. No amount of shaking is gonna dry him though, so he's just gonna be a soggy plant bastard now.]

If you expected it ya shouldn't have let it happen, punk. Next time I'll drown ya.

[Big words coming from the drowned plant, but he means it. One last vine works to wring out his own shirt, and he slings it over a shoulder, huffing. Or pouting, depending on one's perspective.]