Felt more like a dungeon, but wetter, and darker. There was nothing down there but more trap rooms. A lot of people must have tried to get to the heart. I wonder how many people got there.
[Probably not too many, and clearly not in a big enough group to get to heart and destroy the damn thing.
Abs will take him a while. And in the meanwhile, Bakugo has enough for both of them.]
It was annoying. I don't even like to touch myself normally. Doing it like that is just cruel and unusual. Could you pin yourself to a wall?
[Sharing the TMI to spread the trauma. Happy nightmares.]
[The number of people who got down there wasn't as important. No one did shit to the heart, so he'd rather learn more about the house's trials. For future reference if it tries reusing traps.]
You had to fuck during the body swap?
[For some reason he thought body swap was one trap, and forced make outs was another. But simultaneously? Fucking gross, and creepy.]
I didn't try and fail enough times to find out, but from talking and listening to people there were physical punishment rooms like the ones I ended up in, and mental/emotional punishment.
[Although, depending on the person, having to seduce himself did plenty of emotional damage.]
No, I didn't go that far! I didn't even know the other guy, so I just used my hands, mostly. I turned him around so I wouldn't have to look at my own face. It was so weird. 🤮
[Fuck yeah, he's discovered emoji. There's one for everything. Technology is impressive.]
[One of his companions tried to get him to go into an obviously ominous door, and he almost brained him for even thinking about it. Had to drag the bastard away eventually.]
[Trying to prepare is the sensible thing to do, but sometimes the games and challenges seem too depraved to prepare for. But Bakugo does have a point. Especially if there's a chance they might get to destroy the heart one day.]
Alright. That sounds reasonable. Almost everything seems to be romance or sex related, though. There's not a way to prepare for that.
[How's he gonna know if he doesn't ask?! You want him to assume?! Brat!!
Vanitas isn't wrong. The best way to prepare is to assume whatever challenge they face likely has something perverted attached to triumphing over it. Some can be brute forced, but... rare.]
You can decide for yourself how far you want to go and what you're comfortable with. Most of these stupid trials last about two weeks or a month. New arrivals happen every other month. There's a lot you can prepare for even if it's perverted.
I'll be vague from now on since you're so sensitive about it. [Unless it benefits him to do otherwise.]
By the time more people show up next month, I'll be used to most of it. I don't think anything can surprise me at this point, but I'll pay attention if I see anything new.
[If he ever thinks going into detail about his sexual escapades around Bakugo is a smart idea, he's one "whatever's at hand goes in mouth" result away from finding a bad idea. Explosions count as "at hand" too.]
[Vanitas is a difficult man to shut up once he gets started, but explosions just might do the trick.]
They're paying well for people to help make movies. I might do more of that.
I got gloves, and a pair of boots. So I can feel somewhat like myself. No offense to those who like "sneakers", but they do not suit me. And they're not even all that sneaky.
[He hasn't seen a date given. Maybe it's whenever they feel like it? Besides, it's all sex with some fantasy elements thrown in. Okay so maybe the two big movies are more than simple porn, but... Vanitas should know what he's getting into.]
Don't get caught. A lot of the themed shit disappears when the month is over.
[And hopefully avoiding the two big ticket movies was the right choice. Doing the low-budget ones will mean that no one has to see him doing ungodly things in front of the camera.]
I won't get caught. I'll just keep these fangs in until they disappear.
Good news is, not AS MANY people will see him doing ungodly things in front of the camera, compared to the big movies. Bad news is... people will still see him doing ungodly things.] Text
[The fake fangs must have been glued into his mouth with cement because he hasn't been able to get them off, and they didn't fall out when he bit that one guy.
He's definitely not going to mention that part to Bakugo. No one needs to know that he drank anyone's blood. He'll take that to the grave.]
If he finds out Vanitas got stuck with glued-on fangs, he's gonna taunt him like a brat. At least nothing in his movies have stuck to him, though he was a bit more... in character as Dragon Lord than some people thought was healthy.
[Bakugo definitely touched a nerve there, and Vanitas is not going to let it go when the blond isn't there for him to try to punch or kick, or bite even. Well, maybe not bite. That would only prove his point.]
[He notes the change in tone, despite it being a text. Huh, interesting. He's met a vampire in the hotel once before. Vanitas didn't strike him as the same thing...
Ah well. At least the guy's safe and doing better.]
[Vanitas decides not to text Bakugo for the rest of the night, and also not in the morning, but he does show up at the Red Cardinal on time for lunch. He's heard good things, but it's his first time there himself. Part of his payback is showing up 10 minutes late, just to make Bakugo wait.
But he quietly sits down at the table across from him, arms folding over his chest as he looks at him.]
I hope you know this isn't some kind of date.
[He's wearing an oversized white button down shirt with more folds and frills at the neck and sleeves that give away the era of fashion he finds acceptable, a fitted black vest with matching pants. If Bakugo asks, he's not dressed up, this is just what he likes to wear.]
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Date: 5/27/25 02:01 (UTC)[Probably not too many, and clearly not in a big enough group to get to heart and destroy the damn thing.
Abs will take him a while. And in the meanwhile, Bakugo has enough for both of them.]
It was annoying. I don't even like to touch myself normally. Doing it like that is just cruel and unusual. Could you pin yourself to a wall?
[Sharing the TMI to spread the trauma. Happy nightmares.]
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Date: 5/27/25 02:07 (UTC)[The number of people who got down there wasn't as important. No one did shit to the heart, so he'd rather learn more about the house's trials. For future reference if it tries reusing traps.]
You had to fuck during the body swap?
[For some reason he thought body swap was one trap, and forced make outs was another. But simultaneously? Fucking gross, and creepy.]
Close your eyes and don't make noise!
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Date: 5/27/25 02:20 (UTC)[Although, depending on the person, having to seduce himself did plenty of emotional damage.]
No, I didn't go that far! I didn't even know the other guy, so I just used my hands, mostly. I turned him around so I wouldn't have to look at my own face. It was so weird. 🤮
[Fuck yeah, he's discovered emoji. There's one for everything. Technology is impressive.]
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Date: 5/27/25 02:29 (UTC)[One of his companions tried to get him to go into an obviously ominous door, and he almost brained him for even thinking about it. Had to drag the bastard away eventually.]
I don't need to hear all the damn details!
[IGNORING THE STUPID EMOJI!!]
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Date: 5/27/25 02:40 (UTC)[Vanitas does laugh at the idea of Bakugo complaining about the TMI but he does avoid any further details.]
I thought you'd be used to that kind of thing by now.
Wait, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ASKED IF I HAD TO..HAVE SEX!
[He's used to emojis but F-bombs as verbs and not adjectives--not so much.]
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Date: 5/27/25 16:48 (UTC)[Which is a hurried way of explaining anything the Golden Peacock bothers doing.]
DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA HEAR IT!
YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID "YES"!
[He'd get an answer and Vanitas wouldn't get yelled at. Sheesh!]
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Date: 5/27/25 20:36 (UTC)[It's not his fault the answer is more nuanced than yes!]
IT WAS JUST A HANDJOB.
WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.
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Date: 5/27/25 23:01 (UTC)In other news-]
THEN STOP FUCKING SAYING SHIT ABOUT IT!!
[Don't calm up AFTER you give him another chunked detail!]
The more challenges we know this place comes up with, the more we can prepare for it.
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Date: 5/27/25 23:45 (UTC)[Trying to prepare is the sensible thing to do, but sometimes the games and challenges seem too depraved to prepare for. But Bakugo does have a point. Especially if there's a chance they might get to destroy the heart one day.]
Alright. That sounds reasonable. Almost everything seems to be romance or sex related, though. There's not a way to prepare for that.
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Date: 5/28/25 01:20 (UTC)[How's he gonna know if he doesn't ask?! You want him to assume?! Brat!!
Vanitas isn't wrong. The best way to prepare is to assume whatever challenge they face likely has something perverted attached to triumphing over it. Some can be brute forced, but... rare.]
You can decide for yourself how far you want to go and what you're comfortable with. Most of these stupid trials last about two weeks or a month. New arrivals happen every other month. There's a lot you can prepare for even if it's perverted.
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Date: 5/28/25 02:06 (UTC)I'll be vague from now on since you're so sensitive about it. [Unless it benefits him to do otherwise.]
By the time more people show up next month, I'll be used to most of it. I don't think anything can surprise me at this point, but I'll pay attention if I see anything new.
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Date: 5/28/25 02:19 (UTC)[Big difference! Ugh, this bastard...]
Have you found a few places you can go to regularly?
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Date: 5/28/25 02:44 (UTC)[He could have gone way more in depth than that, but thankfully for both of them he decided against it.]
No, I haven't had to. There always seems to be something going on that I end up getting caught up in.
Although, I did go shopping, but somehow I don't think that's what you're asking me.
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Date: 5/28/25 02:47 (UTC)Che. It's a never-ending run of stupid events.
What'd you get?
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Date: 5/28/25 02:55 (UTC)They're paying well for people to help make movies. I might do more of that.
I got gloves, and a pair of boots. So I can feel somewhat like myself. No offense to those who like "sneakers", but they do not suit me. And they're not even all that sneaky.
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Date: 5/28/25 03:02 (UTC)My version of the Dragon Lord is the best one! They went all out for me!
[So proud! Even if it was a bunch of dragon fucking...]
Where whatever you want. You don't have to defend yourself.
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Date: 5/28/25 09:22 (UTC)[To learn and take notes, of course.]
I wonder if we're allowed to take things from the sets. I'm going to find out.
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Date: 5/28/25 23:51 (UTC)[He hasn't seen a date given. Maybe it's whenever they feel like it? Besides, it's all sex with some fantasy elements thrown in. Okay so maybe the two big movies are more than simple porn, but... Vanitas should know what he's getting into.]
Don't get caught. A lot of the themed shit disappears when the month is over.
[Fair warning.]
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Date: 5/29/25 01:15 (UTC)[And hopefully avoiding the two big ticket movies was the right choice. Doing the low-budget ones will mean that no one has to see him doing ungodly things in front of the camera.]
I won't get caught. I'll just keep these fangs in until they disappear.
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Date: 5/29/25 01:49 (UTC)[The important part.
Good news is, not AS MANY people will see him doing ungodly things in front of the camera, compared to the big movies. Bad news is... people will still see him doing ungodly things.] Text
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Date: 5/29/25 02:04 (UTC)[The fake fangs must have been glued into his mouth with cement because he hasn't been able to get them off, and they didn't fall out when he bit that one guy.
He's definitely not going to mention that part to Bakugo. No one needs to know that he drank anyone's blood. He'll take that to the grave.]
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Date: 5/29/25 02:31 (UTC)[He knows he's not. He's being an asshole.
If he finds out Vanitas got stuck with glued-on fangs, he's gonna taunt him like a brat. At least nothing in his movies have stuck to him, though he was a bit more... in character as Dragon Lord than some people thought was healthy.
*ahem*]
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Date: 5/29/25 03:05 (UTC)[Bakugo definitely touched a nerve there, and Vanitas is not going to let it go when the blond isn't there for him to try to punch or kick, or bite even. Well, maybe not bite. That would only prove his point.]
And I'm NOT a damn vampire.
Good night, asshole.
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Date: 5/29/25 03:11 (UTC)Ah well. At least the guy's safe and doing better.]
Uh-huh.
Lunch tomorrow at 1 at the Red Cardinal.
Night.
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Date: 5/30/25 02:18 (UTC)But he quietly sits down at the table across from him, arms folding over his chest as he looks at him.]
I hope you know this isn't some kind of date.
[He's wearing an oversized white button down shirt with more folds and frills at the neck and sleeves that give away the era of fashion he finds acceptable, a fitted black vest with matching pants. If Bakugo asks, he's not dressed up, this is just what he likes to wear.]
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