There are a few appliances that I would prefer not to come to life. [Vanitas has learned what vibrators are, sorry to say, and hopes to never share space with such a machine. There are a lot of things that don't exist in his own world, but he's learning reasonably fast what everything is and how it works. Electricity really just seems like a different variety of magic, but as long as the resort doesn't use any of it against him he has no reason to avoid technology.]
I don't know. What else do you call it when you crave food that causes your mouth to burn? [And in spite of his complaining, he's finishing up his food--because in spite of the heat it's incredibly delicious.] I don't think we have these types of spices in France. [Or he's been living under a rock for far too long.]
Why did you ask me to meet you here, anyway? [He doesn't think anything of it. And it's likely just to tell him that this kind of safe area exists, but better to ask and know for sure than assume things.]
Don't think you can handle a fridge coming after you?
[Mocks the guy who has grenades for hands. No, he doesn't want to see a flock of dildos and the like flying overhead as some murder of perverted beasts. Bakugo never got much a feel of what "era" a world Vanitas comes from, noting little more than he likes to wear was looks like older European clothing. Frills and shit. But he never showed much surprise to Bakugo's microwave or burners, so... assumptions. Maybe they used magic as their electricity.]
It's not just a burn! I like the flavor that comes with it. Who the hell wants to eat something they can't even taste? [Another reason he doesn't like those mutated peppers people try to make. The ones that'll kill you if you eat two in a row or something. What a stupid waste of time and food.]
Not surprising. Frenchie always had bland meals in class. Lots of cheese. [French cooking has a different sort of style and flavoring that Bakugo never really liked. Subtle flavors and mellow blends. Things you sit back and appreciate with long meals and small servings. Yeah, fuck that.]
Do you have to have a reason to eat with someone? [He asked him to lunch as a repayment for hurting the guy's feelings with the "vampire" comment from last night. But is he gonna say that? HELL NO!!]
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Date: 6/13/25 22:00 (UTC)I don't know. What else do you call it when you crave food that causes your mouth to burn? [And in spite of his complaining, he's finishing up his food--because in spite of the heat it's incredibly delicious.] I don't think we have these types of spices in France. [Or he's been living under a rock for far too long.]
Why did you ask me to meet you here, anyway? [He doesn't think anything of it. And it's likely just to tell him that this kind of safe area exists, but better to ask and know for sure than assume things.]
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Date: 6/14/25 01:49 (UTC)[Mocks the guy who has grenades for hands. No, he doesn't want to see a flock of dildos and the like flying overhead as some murder of perverted beasts. Bakugo never got much a feel of what "era" a world Vanitas comes from, noting little more than he likes to wear was looks like older European clothing. Frills and shit. But he never showed much surprise to Bakugo's microwave or burners, so... assumptions. Maybe they used magic as their electricity.]
It's not just a burn! I like the flavor that comes with it. Who the hell wants to eat something they can't even taste? [Another reason he doesn't like those mutated peppers people try to make. The ones that'll kill you if you eat two in a row or something. What a stupid waste of time and food.]
Not surprising. Frenchie always had bland meals in class. Lots of cheese. [French cooking has a different sort of style and flavoring that Bakugo never really liked. Subtle flavors and mellow blends. Things you sit back and appreciate with long meals and small servings. Yeah, fuck that.]
Do you have to have a reason to eat with someone? [He asked him to lunch as a repayment for hurting the guy's feelings with the "vampire" comment from last night. But is he gonna say that? HELL NO!!]