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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

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CHARACTER NAME

Katsuki Bakugō

CIVILIAN NAME

Shōri Bakudan

TEAM

EVERLIGHT 💥

HOUSING NUMBER

008

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[blastedass]

Gari Head and his worldmates, or Shashou?

[That would be Yuji and Raidou, but who the hell uses first names? Bakugo doesn't!]

We're dating.

1/2

[fessus]

I have no idea what you just said to me

[ just STRAIGHT UP... but... what follows is considerably more interesting ]

2/2

[fessus]

Oh

[blastedass]

[Too bad!]

That enough or you want me to get into his blood type and birthday?

[fessus]

Stop getting all defensive, I asked normal questions

You act like I'm really putting you through smth

[blastedass]

Are you?

[mr who's the worst person you've met so i can make a list]

[fessus]

Idk are you feeling harassed or smth

[blastedass]

Hmph. You're not the worst telemarketer.

[fessus]

That's such a bad compliment

Here's one back: you're not the worst guy that's threatened to blow me up

[blastedass]

Who else threatened you?

[fessus]

Nobody you want to compete with, they're the kinds of guys I believe would really do it

I think you're at least 50% talk

[blastedass]

LIKE HELL I AM!! I follow through on everything I say!

[no you don't and you know it.]

Are these assholes here or back in your world?

[fessus]

Yeah? Bc you met me in person and didn't try to blow me up once. Want to try again?

I'm saying I think you're not that bad a guy, quit arguing with that when it makes no sense, I can't even talk about those other assholes before I get this through to you

[blastedass]

BRING IT ON, EMO HAIR!! I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU!!

[He'll at least demand a spar.]

I'm not arguing! I've never said I'm a bad guy! I'm a hero, dammit.

[fessus]

Here we go again

I already believe you're a hero which is why I think you're lying, because if you weren't one you might actually try to hurt me over me........ oh right, complimenting you

yw

Besides enough people that I think are cool seem to be close with you so there's that too. Give up already

[blastedass]

[ ... ]

Urusei! You like to ramble too much!

[Even if he's right, dammit. Bakugo'll still clobber him in training!]

I don't give up.

What kind of social life did you have back home? Sheesh.

[fessus]

Okay you realize what you're not giving up is trying to prove that you're a bad guy who wants to blow me up for real right

Just making sure

Anyway I already told you I had guys who wanted to take me out so that's part 1 of the social life. Are you asking if I had friends or smth

[blastedass]

THEN DON'T TELL ME TO GIVE UP SOME BULLSHIT I'D NEVER GO FOR!!

[This word-twisting bastard!]

Yeah. You don't strike me as someone who did everything on his own running from hunters.

[fessus]

Your switch flips way too easy, it's like 2 different guys sent those two texts

[ geeze.......

Anyway thanks for saying you think I have friends bc I can't go it alone. I've got a couple

Do you want me to describe them like people or like cats?

[blastedass]

Then stop pissing me off on purpose!

[Well he is similar to explosions. Goes off loud and violent, but is soon enough back to grumpy quiet. Until the next one blows up.]

Could you got it alone?

[Slightly digging, slightly serious. Given what Noctis' hints about his past, there were a number of people, strong people, after him.]

Huh?

You describe people and animals differently?

[fessus]

You want a real answer? Bc the real one is that I don't wanna know and don't need to. And that that's a good thing

And I'm talking about how you described Denji like he was a pet, keep up with the callbacks

One's tall, two are medium height. All of them have normal human teeth

I don't know when they last got their shots

[blastedass]

Say you don't care and shut up then!

[Fuck, did he need to say it with so many words?

Oh, and NOW he's really pissed off.]

WHAT?! YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!! I NEVER DID THAT!

[He gave him a quick profile like you'd find in a bio, dammit!! Noctis is DEAD next time they meet!]

How many times did all three of them beat your ass senseless?

[fessus]

Yeah yeah and you're gonna threaten me next, I get it. Do your buddies seriously not razz you? Bc what I've done has been pretty mild imo

And two of them never really tried

One did, and I can't count how many times he laid me out [ Which strangely now feels like a fond memory. ]

Any of your friends do the same to you?

[blastedass]

[Dammit, stop calling him out on shit!]

What the hell's your problem; you always try to make people act like you?!

[Prince Finishing School for the Royalty.]

Tch, you should've gotten strong enough to break even.

Ha! It's my victory or a damn stalemate!

[Yeah, some of his friends can win, but it's certainly not laying him out.]