[So, after their lovely network spat on Friday, Yato decides to make some plans. Oh yes indeedy. He waits ever so patiently for when Bakugo will be out of his room - for work, whatever. Doesn't matter. Point is, the kid's gone for the day. And then he teleports in loaded to the hilt with boxes of duct tape. Rolls and rolls and rolls of the stuff. Miles of it.
Why?
For his "little" idea of turning Bakugo's room into a sticky, silver hell. He works all day taping the furniture up, covering the bed, replacing the bedding with duct tape "sheets" and "pillows", tapes up the bedside table and even the little kitchenette, so that the faucet and knobs are covered, too. He even weaves a duct tape rug to go on the floor, duct tapes the chairs, and wraps up the bookcase so everything on it is inaccessible. He doesn't touch the personal belongings, though, carefully placing them back in their original spots. But he does make up some duct tape curtains and silvery flowers to go in a duct tape vase he's made beforehand.
All this he accomplishes with gusto and glee, before leaving a duct tape card with a note inside, reading:]
[For work. Dealing with his usual routine on the beat. The cold weather makes him irritable-- even more so than usual. Hours clock in a long shift, dealing with several shitty low-class criminals, and he's a grumpy, frigid mess by the time he returns back to the Everlight dorm. Storming his way back to his room like a bedraggled troll. Can't wait to grab a set of clothes, shower off, and crash in his bed for the night.
--!!
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" His room! "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!" It's covered! Everything's completely covered! Red eyes bulge out of his face, flaring up, mouth warped into a fanged snarling roar of pure incredulous rage!! Every vein's pounding on his body. WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?! Several seconds of furious sputtering and yelling pass before he descends on the room with the squalling temper. Who would've done this?! This one? No! That one? No! No- NO! FUCKING HELL!! People know better than to start some dorm war shit on him!
It's not until he sees a card and rips it open-!!
...
...
...
That
Fucking
SON
OF
A
BITCH!!
*typical anime far-away shot of the everlight dorm*]
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Action? Kinda??
Date: 11/16/24 03:44 (UTC)Why?
For his "little" idea of turning Bakugo's room into a sticky, silver hell. He works all day taping the furniture up, covering the bed, replacing the bedding with duct tape "sheets" and "pillows", tapes up the bedside table and even the little kitchenette, so that the faucet and knobs are covered, too. He even weaves a duct tape rug to go on the floor, duct tapes the chairs, and wraps up the bookcase so everything on it is inaccessible. He doesn't touch the personal belongings, though, carefully placing them back in their original spots. But he does make up some duct tape curtains and silvery flowers to go in a duct tape vase he's made beforehand.
All this he accomplishes with gusto and glee, before leaving a duct tape card with a note inside, reading:]
Toldja to duct and cover!
- Yato
[Have fun unwrapping everything, Bakugo!]
He's gonna murder him...
Date: 11/17/24 09:57 (UTC)--!!
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" His room! "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!" It's covered! Everything's completely covered! Red eyes bulge out of his face, flaring up, mouth warped into a fanged snarling roar of pure incredulous rage!! Every vein's pounding on his body. WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?! Several seconds of furious sputtering and yelling pass before he descends on the room with the squalling temper. Who would've done this?! This one? No! That one? No! No- NO! FUCKING HELL!! People know better than to start some dorm war shit on him!
It's not until he sees a card and rips it open-!!
...
...
...
That
Fucking
SON
OF
A
BITCH!!
*typical anime far-away shot of the everlight dorm*]
I'LL KILL HIM!!