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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

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CHARACTER NAME

Katsuki Bakugō

CIVILIAN NAME

Shōri Bakudan

TEAM

EVERLIGHT 💥

HOUSING NUMBER

008

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Comments

[fessus]

Cool if I ever need someone to describe a cat I'll call you

Who is he, what's he do, how do you know him, etc

[blastedass]

You didn't ask me for his fucking biography!

If you asked me to describe my cat and I said "my pet" - that's good enough for you?!

[fessus]

No what's good enough is blond hair, sharp teeth, and yellow eyes

That's a cat description

[blastedass]

First of, he's a human teenage male.

[fessus]

Great you're on a roll

Feel free to reference my other questions

[blastedass]

I've known him since the start; he was one of the original Outsiders. He comes from a world where devils exist. He hunts them.

[fessus]

Seriously?

I met another guy like that recently so ig they have that in common. You guys friends?

[blastedass]

Gari Head and his worldmates, or Shashou?

[That would be Yuji and Raidou, but who the hell uses first names? Bakugo doesn't!]

We're dating.

1/2

[fessus]

I have no idea what you just said to me

[ just STRAIGHT UP... but... what follows is considerably more interesting ]

2/2

[fessus]

Oh

[blastedass]

[Too bad!]

That enough or you want me to get into his blood type and birthday?

[fessus]

Stop getting all defensive, I asked normal questions

You act like I'm really putting you through smth

[blastedass]

Are you?

[mr who's the worst person you've met so i can make a list]

[fessus]

Idk are you feeling harassed or smth

[blastedass]

Hmph. You're not the worst telemarketer.

[fessus]

That's such a bad compliment

Here's one back: you're not the worst guy that's threatened to blow me up

[blastedass]

Who else threatened you?

[fessus]

Nobody you want to compete with, they're the kinds of guys I believe would really do it

I think you're at least 50% talk

[blastedass]

LIKE HELL I AM!! I follow through on everything I say!

[no you don't and you know it.]

Are these assholes here or back in your world?

[fessus]

Yeah? Bc you met me in person and didn't try to blow me up once. Want to try again?

I'm saying I think you're not that bad a guy, quit arguing with that when it makes no sense, I can't even talk about those other assholes before I get this through to you

[blastedass]

BRING IT ON, EMO HAIR!! I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU!!

[He'll at least demand a spar.]

I'm not arguing! I've never said I'm a bad guy! I'm a hero, dammit.

[fessus]

Here we go again

I already believe you're a hero which is why I think you're lying, because if you weren't one you might actually try to hurt me over me........ oh right, complimenting you

yw

Besides enough people that I think are cool seem to be close with you so there's that too. Give up already

[blastedass]

[ ... ]

Urusei! You like to ramble too much!

[Even if he's right, dammit. Bakugo'll still clobber him in training!]

I don't give up.

What kind of social life did you have back home? Sheesh.

[fessus]

Okay you realize what you're not giving up is trying to prove that you're a bad guy who wants to blow me up for real right

Just making sure

Anyway I already told you I had guys who wanted to take me out so that's part 1 of the social life. Are you asking if I had friends or smth

[blastedass]

THEN DON'T TELL ME TO GIVE UP SOME BULLSHIT I'D NEVER GO FOR!!

[This word-twisting bastard!]

Yeah. You don't strike me as someone who did everything on his own running from hunters.