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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[heir_conditioned]

No, I don't know them and the invitation was public to anyone who would like to attend. I would like to attend. I've never seen a wedding, or a union, outside of movies or manga. I'm curious.

[It's not even his fault this time!]

[blastedass]

[Oh. A public invite. Well there goes the crashing part...]

So you're not crashing.

Who the fuck gives a public wedding invite?

[heir_conditioned]

No, not that I'm aware of. Only one of the two sent out the invitations, though. I'm sure if there were a problem the other person involved in the union would've said something publicly.

I'm not sure. I don't know them. It was on the posting system, the network if you'd like to see.

[blastedass]

That just got fucking dark.

I'm looking it up now.

[Why is he wasting his time with this crap? After a bit though...]

Actually I know one of them.

[heir_conditioned]

Alright. I'll wait.

[As if he wouldn't have anyway. It gives him time to be a lazyass lump where he's laying at the moment.]

You should come, then. Midoriya should come as well.

[blastedass]

I'M NOT GOING TO SOME EXTRA'S FUCKING WEDDING!!

[heir_conditioned]

You know one of them, though.

[blastedass]

I met him ONCE!

[heir_conditioned]

That's one more than me. Whatever decision you make, I'd still like your help.

[blastedass]

[You're going to try and drag him into this shit, aren't you...]

Fine, I'll help you pick out a damn suit. But that's it!

[heir_conditioned]

[He's going to absolutely try to drag both of them in on it.]

Thank you. You can help me think of something for Midoriya for Christmas, too.

[He doesn't want to go alone shopping, either.]

[blastedass]

[NO! You got yourself into this mess! He's not your life preserver!]

WHAT?! Stop loading me up with shit to do!!

[They're gonna be out all day at this rate.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Aren't you a hero? Save him.]

It'll be at the same time. Aren't there shopping centers? Have you already gotten him his gift?

[blastedass]

[Wow, he doesn't DO that!!]

There's a shit ton of shopping centers...

[Nooo comment on that last one.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Time to add it to the list, Bakugo.]

That's great. We'll be able to have a variety to choose from. Do you know which one will better suit both those things at once?

[blastedass]

[*incoherent screeching noises*]

Yeah. How much do you want to owe me?

[heir_conditioned]

[Ready the further screeching noises, Captain.]

Owe you? I'll be paying for it myself. A nice gesture, Bakugo, but I'm intending on being independent.

[blastedass]

This is your first fucking month; you need your money to get food, dumbass.

[Especially since you can't cook for shit!]

[heir_conditioned]

I keep forgetting growing, foraging and hunting isn't an option here. You're right and I'll do my best to catch up.

[This is also true. He's worse off trying to do things like that himself.]

[blastedass]

You can't do any of those either!!

[So much work to be done on this guy...]

Did they tell you about your money?

[heir_conditioned]

[He might be able to grow something, it's all soil and seeds. Totally. Maybe.]

All I know is it's tied in to my interactions with other individuals and how often I come into physical contact. Or am I misunderstanding?

[blastedass]

[You can cook something. It's eggs and water. And yet guess what happens.]

No that's about it. The more manna you make, the more money you get per month.

It's fucking insidious.

[heir_conditioned]

[Burn the water and freeze the eggs? Shoto is his own stove, too.]

It's not too bad. Making a meaningful connection is much less daunting than I'm used to. It's not idea, though, I'll agree with that.

[blastedass]

[... Buy your own food. You'll live longer.]

The "connection" shit is fucking conflicting. Going on about having some kind of meaningful "emotional bond" being required, but then saying you can make manna simply by liking the same kind of food.

Invalidates each other.

[heir_conditioned]

[Takeout for life. That's why he needs to hold hands with strangers.]

If we were strangers, we would both enjoy heroics. That would still be meaningful, so maybe to some, food preferences are the same. The example isn't as strong, you're my friend so it likely would've worked if it was food or shoes or the weather.