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"Katsuki Bakugo. Make it fast or hang the fuck up."

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[blastedass]

I'M NOT GOING TO SOME EXTRA'S FUCKING WEDDING!!

[heir_conditioned]

You know one of them, though.

[blastedass]

I met him ONCE!

[heir_conditioned]

That's one more than me. Whatever decision you make, I'd still like your help.

[blastedass]

[You're going to try and drag him into this shit, aren't you...]

Fine, I'll help you pick out a damn suit. But that's it!

[heir_conditioned]

[He's going to absolutely try to drag both of them in on it.]

Thank you. You can help me think of something for Midoriya for Christmas, too.

[He doesn't want to go alone shopping, either.]

[blastedass]

[NO! You got yourself into this mess! He's not your life preserver!]

WHAT?! Stop loading me up with shit to do!!

[They're gonna be out all day at this rate.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Aren't you a hero? Save him.]

It'll be at the same time. Aren't there shopping centers? Have you already gotten him his gift?

[blastedass]

[Wow, he doesn't DO that!!]

There's a shit ton of shopping centers...

[Nooo comment on that last one.]

[heir_conditioned]

[Time to add it to the list, Bakugo.]

That's great. We'll be able to have a variety to choose from. Do you know which one will better suit both those things at once?

[blastedass]

[*incoherent screeching noises*]

Yeah. How much do you want to owe me?

[heir_conditioned]

[Ready the further screeching noises, Captain.]

Owe you? I'll be paying for it myself. A nice gesture, Bakugo, but I'm intending on being independent.

[blastedass]

This is your first fucking month; you need your money to get food, dumbass.

[Especially since you can't cook for shit!]

[heir_conditioned]

I keep forgetting growing, foraging and hunting isn't an option here. You're right and I'll do my best to catch up.

[This is also true. He's worse off trying to do things like that himself.]

[blastedass]

You can't do any of those either!!

[So much work to be done on this guy...]

Did they tell you about your money?

[heir_conditioned]

[He might be able to grow something, it's all soil and seeds. Totally. Maybe.]

All I know is it's tied in to my interactions with other individuals and how often I come into physical contact. Or am I misunderstanding?

[blastedass]

[You can cook something. It's eggs and water. And yet guess what happens.]

No that's about it. The more manna you make, the more money you get per month.

It's fucking insidious.

[heir_conditioned]

[Burn the water and freeze the eggs? Shoto is his own stove, too.]

It's not too bad. Making a meaningful connection is much less daunting than I'm used to. It's not idea, though, I'll agree with that.

[blastedass]

[... Buy your own food. You'll live longer.]

The "connection" shit is fucking conflicting. Going on about having some kind of meaningful "emotional bond" being required, but then saying you can make manna simply by liking the same kind of food.

Invalidates each other.

[heir_conditioned]

[Takeout for life. That's why he needs to hold hands with strangers.]

If we were strangers, we would both enjoy heroics. That would still be meaningful, so maybe to some, food preferences are the same. The example isn't as strong, you're my friend so it likely would've worked if it was food or shoes or the weather.

[blastedass]

[Welcome to the new life.]

Are you still going on with that shit?!

[Never giving up the f-word around him, huh.]

Just because you share a like doesn't mean you've got some meaningful bond. Not what I'd consider one.

[There are many people who like heroes in his world and he doesn't get along with the majority of them.]

[heir_conditioned]

[The F-word that Todoroki will tell anyone who'll listen. Including the actual televised news.]

Yes I am.

[Bakugo is his friend, if Bakugo would act less like his friend then he wouldn't be.]

What sort of meaningful bonds do you think fit that characteristic?

[blastedass]

[This will forever be a THING for them and you can't fucking stop him from thinking so!]

How many fucking times do I have to say it?!

[It's like yelling at a brick wall. Futile.]

When you actually want to be around someone. Or get to know them.

[heir_conditioned]

[RIP Poor Bakugo. When a cat chooses people it enjoys.]

You don't have to say it at all.

[It's fine he knows they're friends. Unlike his mun, he doesn't realize Bakugo is exclaiming in text about not being friends.]

Then I guess you are a meaningful connection and I didn't really pick a good example. I'll think of a better one, some time.

[blastedass]

[Don't make him get the fucking spritz bottle...]

I don't need your permission to do what I was already gonna fucking do!

[Sometimes, blissful ignorance is the best kind of defense against this raging bomb blonde.]

We're classmates and allies. Of course we have a connection, whether we want to or not. You'll feel it next time I throw you across the fucking room.