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"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



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Date: 8/24/23 04:08 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (sweet!?)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ He can't put it any more away than it already is! It doesn't fold up and go into a pocket! It's just a regular, normal, metal spear almost reaching the same length as his own five foot height. So naturally he has no idea just what else Bakugou wants him to do besides go all the way back home and leave it there, which isn't happening. ]

Sounds like something you should've told me beforehand, doesn't it? If you're not going to tell me at least important shit like that, you forfeit your right to bitch if I mess it up.

[ Why would he be expected to know the law of a place he's never even visited? Where he frequents, you'd be crazy to go around unarmed, and there sure as hell aren't any cops. But he has no reason to pull it out and wave it around here, of course, so at least there's that.

He even follows calmly, quick to nod along with the excuse given. There is a difference between not knowing what to expect and being actually stupid, after all, and thankfully he's only got the former working against him. ]


Date: 8/24/23 23:01 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (hn)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito just smiles at the grumbling, then decides to spend his time waiting taking in the surroundings. He was told that Japan was next to the sea, so he can't keep from checking the windows to see how true that is. So far, that hasn't seemed to be very true at all, not that he's disappointed, considering how much he despises the sea.

In fact, he's rather enjoying being able to smell anything else at the moment, soon enough distracted by trying to figure out where those particular scents are coming from without actually moving from the spot he's chosen to stand in, looking slightly thoughtful. He is still learning about all of this kind of stuff, but he's not really the type to go running around in awe. Not in this situation. Giant rotting crab? He's hyped. Putrid, gross-looking flowers? He'll jump right in. Fresh air, coffee and fancy decor? It's interesting, but he's fine. ]


What? I never said I couldn't. Who would?

[ With a shrug, he follows again, giving Bakugou a flat look at the explanation. ]

You know I've seen magic before, right?

[ Because that's how it works, yes!? Of course it is. ]

Date: 8/25/23 03:01 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (uh)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ So he's been betrayed yet again. Dito will definitely have to bring up the lack of sea next time he sees that person. Though he's never been to this place before, he has visited a hotel before, though only once. Just enough that it's still unfamiliar and new, but at least he's not ~mystified~ by the whole thing. He's even been in an elevator, though he was pretty sure it ran on magic, like any other floating/moving platform he's ever encountered.

He's perfectly fine staying away from landfills and trash, too. It just doesn't work for him if it isn't still alive, of course. That is, alas, why his biggest fantasy must remain nothing but. How sad. It's very so hard to turn a person inside out without killing them, after all.

Oh well. Into the elevator, then. And of course he's careful, settling himself right against the wall. Just in case something goes wrong because apparently it is not magic, and he just doesn't trust that. ]


...Oh. Like phones. Got it. [ Sorta got it. ] How far does it go?
Edited Date: 8/25/23 03:02 (UTC)

Date: 8/25/23 04:29 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (t5)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Though he's got the basic idea that in this place there's some problem with carrying a weapon around, Dito's still not that concerned about it. Not that he really gets the idea that other people may get on the elevator at all. He's never seen it happen. He just expects it to levitate to wherever they're going by whatever means it does so with no stopping in between. He isn't too worried about people seeing him, anyway. Who cares what they think? Well, apparently Bakugou does. But Dito really, really couldn't care less. ]

Is that where we're going? Top floor? [ He's mostly just trying to gauge how long the ride is. It is a small box and he's already tired of being in it. ] And what the hell do you mean, how do I know what a phone is? I have one. ...I don't know how to do most of the shit on it, but how did you think I was talking to you?

[ Okay, so the little basic smartphone was given to him for the specific purpose of texting and he doesn't even realize you can use it to talk to others, but he does have it. He even digs it out of his pocket to show. ]

Date: 8/25/23 04:59 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (ahead)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ There are no laws in Midgard not made and enforced by Intoners, as far as Dito knows. So he's also very unconcerned about police because it's just not a concept in his mind. But thankfully none of that appears to matter at the moment, especially since he's being asked very strange questions and he has to deal with that, apparently. ]

I know what an elevator is. [ It elevates! He even looks slightly offended by the accusation that he wouldn't, though the confusion on his face a moment later completely invalidates that. ] TV or cars? Uh?
[ There is always a chance he's seen these things and just hadn't learned the names of them, but for now, he just shrugs.

He's not even actually heard the term 'smartphone'. All he knows is that he can write with it, and watch streams and take photos, though he's still not sure how to do that last one. So that's good enough. ]


Is it really all that important? Like, someone gave me a phone because they naturally missed me too much when I had shit to do away from them. But that other stuff... do I need to know it?

Date: 8/25/23 05:31 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (uh)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito had been told that all of Japan was near the sea, which absolutely killed his enthusiasm to ever visit. And he barely has any reason to learn weird little facts about places he wants to go, so there's never been any reason for him to find out anything about Japan.

The noise doesn't really bother him, or even draw his attention. He's still thinking over the few things that have already come up as he follows Bakugou down the hallway, still wondering what they are. But he soon realizes it can't possibly be that important if it hasn't come up before now, and starts pushing it out of his mind. ]


I'm pretty sure I can do that, I guess. [ Sounds familiar, anyway. ] I don't know. I was bored enough to come here.
Edited Date: 8/25/23 08:05 (UTC)

Date: 8/25/23 18:12 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (hn)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ He doesn't really need to be told to close the door, but he doesn't bother arguing it either. And once that's done, Dito turns to look around the room, immediately starting to pull at the fastenings around his waist. Of course, he's not suddenly stripping. There's just no need to keep his spear on now, and he can't sit comfortably with it anyway. ]

Yeah, I could if I really had a reason to. The fuck would I use any of that information for? I'm only here because you invited me for whatever reason.

[ The window very quickly draws his attention, and he gravitates toward it, setting his spear down on the way. The height is definitely impressive, mostly because he's walked higher and it's been much more miserable to do so. Elevators, huh. Can you install those on mountains?

The next accusation pulls him away, though, and he gives Bakugou the most confused, 'what the hell is wrong with you' type of look. Of all the things Bakugou knows about him, how could that fact still be a secret? ]
Yeah, well.

Date: 8/26/23 01:15 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (side)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
What the hell- You're asking me about a bunch of shit I don't know about, and I don't see why I even need to know it just to be here for a minute. How am I not following?

[ Maybe Dito did miss something somewhere with all the technological machine talk, but as far as he can tell, that's what that's been about. He just doesn't care as much as Bakugou appears to want him to. Perhaps that's the problem. ]

Look, how much do you know about song magic and summoning angels? How much of that shit do you think you'd need to know if I invited you over?

[ Only after coming up with that does he stop with the look, moving across the room to drop into a chair and watch Bakugou from there. That is quite a lot to remove, but for some reason his one(1) spear was a ~huge problem~.
It does remind him that he probably doesn't need his armored vest either, so that also comes off, tossed onto the other chair. ]


What you'd need to know is that you'd have to get your ass through a fuckton of guards and an underwater fortress. And I'd tell you that shit in advance, unlike all the warning you decided not to give me.

Date: 8/26/23 03:42 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (relax)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
If I'm there, I'm probably comfortable somewhere. I'm not going all the way outside just to let you in.

[ That's just a huge hassle. More of a hassle than figuring out how to get to Japan, apparently, though that was really more that he hates it there and likes to spend as little time there as possible. Still, Dito is incredibly lazy, so if he did invite someone over, there's a good chance they're just on their own until they find him. ]

And of course I'm going to bring my spear. You never know what the hell to expect in an unknown situation. It'd be stupid not to go prepared. Anyway...

[ Magic doesn't exist and angels aren't real? That gets him wondering if Bakugou actually believed any of the stuff they'd discussed, and why he'd talk about it for so long if he didn't. It's not his job to make people believe things, though, and he really, really doesn't want to talk or think about Five right now, so he just lets it go, moving on. ]

Didn't you want to come over to fuck me on a chair or... something?
[ Something like that, anyway. ]

Date: 8/26/23 04:49 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (side)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
Yeah, well, you'll notice I didn't invite you.

[ For many various reasons, Five being a big one, but also just the hassle of getting in, and the fact that it is in the sea for some stupid reason.
Dito would likely never actually invite anyone he didn't truly hate there. Even if that means he ends up getting invited elsewhere with the barest of information and no warning that it's fucking freezing and whatever the whole deal is with the weapon situation. Although he doesn't actually even own any pants, it still would've been nice to know.

At least the room is warmer, and he's pretty comfortable in his chair, especially after finding that it swivels and he can lazily sway it back and forth with a foot. ]


It's an unknown situation from my perspective. But whatever, I'm here now. I know... enough, I guess. [ Maybe? ] And I didn't come here to 'do something different'. I'm curious.

[ Mostly curious as to whether Bakugou actually intended to go through with it, which he's highly doubted since he agreed to meet. But even if he does, Dito's more than happy with that. Yes, it is 'what he always does', but there's a huge difference between it being the part of his job he literally hates the most and actually wanting to do it, and possibly even -gasp- enjoying himself. ]

Uh, but nah, I can wait. Just don't take forever.

Date: 8/26/23 06:01 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (ahead)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito has climbed snowy mountains and even gotten caught up in an avalanche or two, so he really only bitches about it on principle. You can't just not tell people it's snowing!

If swinging the chair makes him seem like a kid, it's probably best not to note that he can only reach the floor with a toe in the first place, and that's because he has shoes on. But they don't have swivel chairs back home, okay. And anyone could get caught up in that oddly comforting motion. They don't have to be a magical construct that was only created about two years ago. ]


Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. [ He waves a hand dismissively. If he can think of anything else he wants to do, he's pretty sure he can do it whenever. It doesn't have to be right now. There is an almost zero chance they'll fuck and then he'll immediately dissolve into seafoam.

He's fine with waiting, too, as it's not like he's desperate, and Bakugou really has too much muscle to be his ideal type. Thankfully, he can overlook some things for the sake of a good time. He does find himself wondering what's with all the wounds, and he might even ask if he still remembers by the time Bakugou returns. For now, he busies himself with taking off his boots, gloves and other extra clothing to then spend his time inspecting the rest of the room in just his shorts and a light shirt. At some point, Bakugou may even hear the television over the shower, before Dito discovers the volume button and turns it down. ]

Date: 8/27/23 03:52 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (up)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Surprisingly, Dito isn't always a problem on purpose. He just has no reason or desire to filter himself because he doesn't care if people get close to him or not. In fact, he'd really just find it weird if anyone did.
By the time Bakugou returns, Dito is standing by the bed, transfixed on the television. Not because he's ~amazed~ at the technology. He's actually seen this one a couple of times before (he just has no idea what it's called, hence his confusion earlier), so no one's going to get the whole 'omg how do the tiny people get in the box' ridiculousness today. No, he's just trying to figure out what is even going on in the stupid game show he'd managed to find. ]


No goddamn idea. Seems like some kind of contest, but they just keep stopping to talk, then run around... What even is the point of this?

[ Oh. Wait, Bakugou's back. That means he can go wash as well. It's not something he always does, but he's sure he smells like the sea, and if he's got the opportunity, he may as well wash that off. Tearing himself away from the television, he gives Bakugou a look. Muscles or not, he has to admit the guy is actually attractive, which he appreciates. ]

Anyway... I'll be right back.

[ Stepping away, he pulls off his shirt, tossing it toward the pile of everything else, then starts work on his shorts. For someone who fights as much as he does, he's oddly blemish-free besides a bite mark just above his right hip. Dropping the shorts before he even gets to the bathroom, he soon disappears inside. ]

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