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"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



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Date: 8/30/23 11:01 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (side)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito couldn't imagine himself in a "relationship" either. Not only does he not get the point, but they seem like a lot of unnecessary work, and he'd apparently have to care about someone else, which is just completely inconceivable. At least he knows how to get out of one. The answer is obviously "fight to the death so your ex doesn't try to burn your apartment down".

He looks up at the sudden request, then gives Bakugou a questioning look. See what now? ]


Injury?

[ Literally the only mark on his body? Yeah, probably that. Dito doesn't count it as an injury, and has mostly forgotten it's even there despite it being made relatively recently, so it took him a second. ]

Why do you want to see that?

[ That's confusing. It's not that interesting, being mostly a teeth-shaped bruise, fairly new, though the actual bite imprints already faded away hours ago. Hopefully the rest of it will be heading that way sooner than later. Of all the things to want to see.

But he has no reason to refuse, rolling over onto his stomach and pushing the towel down to expose his hip (and part of his ass, because why bother being all shy and careful about it?). ]

Date: 8/31/23 00:46 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (guard)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito would really just find all the fluff and sap nauseating. He honestly can't imagine how anyone puts up with it. Thankfully it's not likely something he'll ever have to deal with. Even people who can put up with him will probably need a break at some point, and certainly no one will ever want to get that close to him.

The look he's given is returned with one of confusion, because what did he do now!? It's not bloody or even painful, so it's not an injury! Or at least, he must be justified in not immediately thinking of it as such. At least he did get it pretty quickly. ]


Yeah. Well. It happens.

[ With a shrug, he then folds his arms and rests his head on them, letting Bakugou poke and do whatever it is he wants to do, still perplexed over the whole thing. There really isn't any pain that he can't handle, and by the time he does start to feel he'd rather the prodding stop, it does without him having to say anything. Lucky. ]

I guess. I don't stay marked up for long because - [ With a deep frown, he just flat out refuses to say anything about his Intoner or her preferences. Even just that thought annoys him. ]

What the hell are you doing now?

[ It's... not a bad feeling, but why is it happening, and what does it have to do with how fast he heals? Should he be concerned? ]

Date: 9/1/23 10:03 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (ahead)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
Yeah, I do. Well, they try. I'm usually pretty good at avoiding it. Midgard is a dangerous place, you know.

[ Which is exactly why it seems like the most ridiculous idea to go literally anywhere without a weapon. Although, yes, he has learned to maybe ask or something next time he's invited someplace unfamiliar.
It appears that Bakugou is heading down a track of expecting that the "injury" was made by some kind of creature, and Dito doesn't even have to lie when he answers, though the monsters he usually finds himself up against are much, much too large to make that mark. Still, hopefully his answer is enough to just leave it there. Since the poking at it moves on, he already starts putting it out of mind again, instead focusing on the suspiciously timed "massage".

He knows what a massage is. But of course he's tense, that being a general thing with him, but also it just sort of came out of nowhere, accompanying a random notice of how fast he heals. Naturally he's going to wonder how these things go together, and there doesn't appear to be any good way for that to work out.
As Bakugou continues, however, he does start to relax, realizing that maybe he was overthinking a bit. And it is pretty nice. Really nice, actually. No, he's not going to say so, instead just confirming with some kind of noise that sounds something like a quiet "...oh."

It is kind of comfortable, and he might even fall asleep, but the next question mostly brings him back. ]


I'm leaving it to you.

[ And it receives a quick and easy answer. He has no problem with letting his preference be known, whether it makes him look weak or not. And he really doesn't mind if something happens that's happened at home as well. To him, it just demonstrates that there are situations in which something he hated could be done properly, in a way he can enjoy it. That is always a positive.

...He's also very lazy. Leave as little up to him as possible, please. ]

Date: 9/1/23 23:08 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (side)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
Actually, I would. You never know when that peaceful place suddenly won't be.

[ It just makes sense to him! He gets how things work here, so that's no longer a problem, but he still feels that way.

They did meet up for a certain reason, but damned if Dito isn't just generally having a pretty good time. Even with all the sniping and snapping back and forth. Or maybe especially because of it. In fact, if he'd shown up and for whatever reason Bakugou ended up being all coddling and sweet to him, he would've left in disgust long ago, possibly after some amount of violence.
But although he is already enjoying himself, he's certainly not planning to back out of the initial agreement. That's part of it too, and it's just nice that it's part of what's apparently turning out to be a whole goddamn vacation.

Suspiciously-timed enquiries aside, he got to have a nice hot shower without anyone trying to lick him and without only some berry-smelling shit to wash with, and now a pretty great massage that, yes, he really does need. He actually hasn't really ever received one, because who's going to give him one? He's only even learned the basics himself, as he couldn't be bothered to do any more than that, so not only is he basically melting into the bed, making quiet little noises stemming from the pleasurable feeling, he's doing so in a somewhat impressed way. ]


Where'd you even learn to do all of this?

[ Impressed and surprised, actually, because just why is Bakugou so good at this? It doesn't seem like something he'd take up studying. Although, honestly, it could just be the most mid massage ever, and Dito wouldn't know.

Having given his answer, he's content to just let things go as they will. Lazy or not, of course he means to contribute, though right now all he can do is lie where he is and let Bakugou massage. He's not even sure he has muscles anymore, so it's pretty much a miracle when he manages to shift his weight enough that the towel can be pulled free, and then again when he's settled on, just to adjust. ]

Date: 9/12/23 01:07 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (t5)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito is actually caught off guard with the agreement. Yes, he'd thought it was a great point, but it was the same point he'd had since the beginning, even if he hadn't phrased it exactly that way. Maybe that's the difference. If only he'd known earlier; it would have saved so much time. He just doesn't have actual conversations with many people, and he knows Bakugou isn't stupid. That would lead to him erroneously thinking he's saying enough that more information can just be taken away from it. Whatever it is, he finds that he doesn't have to make another argument, then, and it's easily dropped in favor of focusing on the surprisingly pleasant activity he's found himself wrapped up in.

It has quickly become an unfortunate habit for Dito to automatically pick the response he's sure or at least hopes will piss Bakugou off the most explosively. It's just so entertaining and easy to do. He's like a cat who sees your cup literally teetering on the edge of the table. How can he ignore that!?
It's also a good way to keep from having to hold proper conversations, which is how Bakugou ended up knowing so much more about Dito than most people do, since he somehow put up with the bullshit long enough to ask questions Dito had no reason not to answer sincerely.

Thankfully Dito has no reason to talk about much at the moment, though. It is good that Bakugou regards the noises he does make as rewarding, because there are a lot of them, and he doesn't feel compelled in the slightest to make any attempt to quiet them. If he wasn't meant to enjoy the massage, all of the effort being put into it would be extremely, unexplainably strange. And if he's enjoying himself, why hide it? If only he'd learned more about massage, he'd be able to appreciate it technically as well, but at least that isn't necessary. ]


Hey, that reminds me. What the hell happened to your back?

[ Well, mention of "quirks" made him think of fighting, which led him to remember seeing those wounds. It's a meandering train of thought, but now he's curious again. ]

Date: 9/12/23 06:59 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (up)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Perhaps it's just that all involved need to work on communication skills, though that's very likely just a very, very far-off fantasy.

Dito works incredibly hard to be sure not to gain any muscle. It really is one of the things he hates most, though obviously if there are other qualities in play, he can be persuaded to overlook it on others. For himself, though... he'd rather just die. It is a physique that is surprisingly difficult to manage, too, especially since his work takes him hiking up mountains, and fighting ogres and giant cerberuses. Cerberi? Which leads to him being very thin and... dense. Almost as if the muscles just fold inward as they develop so they don't make their owner angry. Maybe that's why he's in such dire need of a massage. Or was, anyway.
At the moment, he has literally never been more relaxed in his life. And he does, in fact, know exactly what he sounds like, but he doesn't care. Really, that's also part of why he doesn't bother trying to stifle the noise, so it's a bit of a mixture of both options. It's definitely that good, but he really could tone it down at least somewhat, but instead opts to let it go in the opposite direction unchecked every time.

However great it is, though, he's absolutely not halfway anywhere. He not quite that easy. ]


...Yeah?

[ His breathing may or may not have just sped up juuuust a little. It's not subtle, but if Bakugou is at all surprised by what Dito says next, he hasn't been paying one iota of attention. ]

A million times, huh? What's your plan for that? You know, I actually don't even know what you can do, exactly.

[ So maybe tell him all about it. In detail. The bloodier the better. ]

Date: 9/12/23 23:48 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (t5)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Five apparently just really wished he was a small boy... for whatever reason. But even without her influence, Dito would still have an intense aversion to muscles (he's pretty sure). He'd never bother putting in so much work to do something just for her sake, after all. At best he does the bare minimum to keep her happy whenever possible.

No, he's genuinely incredibly happy with his body, looks-wise. The muscles are there, currently kneaded into pudding, allowed to exist and even grow as long as he doesn't see them. He's never had any trouble in a fight, and definitely no complaints in bed. Well, some, but that's more related to the whole "bare minimum" plot, which leads to Five mistaking his extreme lack of enthusiasm and willfulness to get it all over as fast as possible as a stamina problem that she requests he take steps to correct. As a result, he really could go all night, overnight and possibly late into the next morning, should Bakugou wish to test him.

Having his arm taken is a bit surprising. He didn't get that far in his own lesson, of course. But despite appreciating the warning, there isn't really much he could do about it anyway. His spear is somewhere across the room, and he isn't in the most optimal position to get fighty. Not that it matters. If it was anyone else, he would have been concerned that there was some sudden attempt at hand-holding afoot, but here he's quite unalarmed about letting his arm be manipulated in whatever way Bakugou sees fit.

Besides, he's soon extremely distracted by the description relayed to him. It's short, but he can picture it so vividly, his breath halts as he runs his tongue across his lips. Those cheeks become a warmer cushion due to the heat spreading through his body, his hips shifting in a slight writhing motion, and he's already aroused enough that it's almost uncomfortable to lie in that position before he even gets to see the neat demonstration of Bakugou's magic.

It's startling, to say the least, though his eyes remain fixed even as he jerks back from the close-by large explosion out of reflex. ]


Holy shit. Fuck, that's hot. I bet you could completely just tear him the fuck apart...

Date: 9/13/23 23:42 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (sweet!?)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ If Dito could leave his Intoner, he would do it in half a heartbeat. But as he's pointed out, the only likely way for that to happen would probably be if she was dead. Otherwise, even if he did manage to leave, she could just call him back to her side. And he'd go, unable to resist.
His lack of effort could definitely partly be revenge and a metaphorical middle finger to his annoying boss, but it's mostly just that he really, really, really, really does not want to be there. At all. But he's not there now, so he's not going to think about it, which is very easy with everything that's going on.

Sleep is pretty nice. And it does happen to be one of Dito's favorite activities since it doesn't require him to do anything but lie there. But he can sleep at anytime, so he's truly prepared to go as long as Bakugou wants to. Still, he won't be turning down an opportunity to nap peacefully on such a comfortable bed, of course. At some point he should probably find out how long he's allowed to stay considering just how well he expects to sleep tonight or whenever.

How inconvenient would it be if he actually got turned on in the middle of a fight? Thankfully, he doesn't have that problem. It's not really the violence itself that's getting him all hot and bothered, but the outcome. He does enjoy violence and bloodshed enough to get excited about it, but that's a different kind of excitement. That's just pure deranged joy and delirious happiness there. But what he's able to picture from what Bakugou tells him is more of a bloody dismembering, skin being stripped off - or burned off, whatever - leaving the muscles and veins and everything underneath visible and pulsating as the body tries to continue to work. Once it dies, well... that does nothing for him, but even just talking about murdering the hell out of whoever Bakugou's vowing revenge on allows his mind to pause at that beautiful, delicious step in the middle, and that is why he's absolutely drifting out into a little fog of bliss as he listens, watching those little explosions and feeling Bakugou rubbing against him. If Bakugou was worried about the noises Dito was making before, he should be very concerned now, especially with at least one of them being a distinct moan as he squirms. ]


I... What? [ Was Bakugou saying something else? He tries to pay attention, taking a deep breath. ] ...Yeah, I guess so.

Date: 9/15/23 18:13 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (smile)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ The longer he stays, the happier Dito is to contemplate visiting more, especially if he ends up getting spoiled like this at least some of the time. He's not greedy. He doesn't always need the massage. If he ever starts to harbor any suspicions of coddling, though, that would be the last time Bakugou ever heard from him. But as things are, he has no reason not to come by if he ever finds a way to get out of his situation at home.

Dito may really enjoy his sleep, but who goes to bed at 10!? Although, maybe if Dito had his own room, he'd be asleep by 10 too... But tonight? He doesn't even anticipate being done by 10, and will probably complain a lot if such a thing seems to be in danger of occurring. Complain and make notes in order to send annoying texts about it later. ...Actually, that might almost make it worth it.

Almost.

To Dito, violence is still pretty great, of course. It just doesn't turn him on. And he'd rather win only because losing generally means death and sometimes he actively tries to avoid that. When he's being covered in blood and surrounded by screams... yeah, he absolutely feels the need to keep on living just to be able to continue experiencing that.
He starts to wonder just how bloody things can get with the other's magic as he shows it off, deciding that one day he'll have to convince Bakugou to give him a real demonstration.

That's not happening now, however. He's nowhere near feeling like putting in the effort to put together any actual words, especially not when he's unfolded again only to be triply bombarded (ha) with completely different sensations. ]


Mmh.

[ It's some kind of attempt at a response, anyway, which Bakugou is lucky to get. He could reply, but his answer has got to be clear enough in the sounds he continues to make as his eyes squeeze shut to the sound of those explosions and the manner in which he lifts his hips from the bed what small amount he's able in order to purposefully grind back in a slow, deliberate motion. ]

Date: 9/17/23 06:03 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (up)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Honestly, Dito just considers spending time with someone he doesn't hate who actually gives a shit about whether they're doing something he actually likes and wants to do as close to being spoiled. The part where he's actively being made to feel this good, however it happens, is where it spills over to actual spoilage. So no, he's not expecting anything special out of Bakugou, and he doesn't even expect any of this every time. In fact, he would likely be just as pissed off if it seemed like anything weird was up on any of his visits.

Not going to bed at grandpa hours isn't the same as being sleep deprived! It just means sleeping in until later in the day when possible, which people can do when they don't have to get up for school. Besides, there are way more important things to worry about in Midgard, like not dying of a stubbed toe, trying not to get caught up in a magical battle, and hoping the Intoner in charge of your town doesn't randomly decide to torture you to find out where to pick a tasty mushroom. Dito wouldn't actually make fun of Bakugou, though. Sleep at any time is pretty great, and as long as it's not going to interfere with this particular evening, he doesn't actually care when the other decides to set his bedtime.

Whether or not they'd make a good team on the battlefield is more up in the air. Despite his sadistic streak, Dito's enemies are usually opposing armies and monsters. The innocent generally get left alone. So that might align with Bakugou's morals okay. However, the giggling when he's splattered with blood? Possibly disturbing as hell. However, there will be nothing to check on! He really doesn't like the violence in that way.

Of course that would likely be very difficult to convince anyone of at the moment due to his reaction the conversation and the sound of the explosions. His own sounds grow more muffled as he ends up biting his lip despite his breathing growing heavier. He was a little concerned with what he could feel rubbing against his ass before, but now he's much more pleased with its growth and hardness, keeping his hips moving in rhythmic fashion just high enough off the bed that he isn't uncomfortably squished, and yet there's still some friction against the sheets.

He's more than content to continue on like this until Bakugou decides he's done squeezing his arms, but that little bump and poke up against his entrance introduces just a bit of impatience for more. At least enough that he manages to find just a few words in there somewhere. ]


Hey. Fuck me already.

Date: 9/20/23 16:38 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (sideb)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Weird, of course, is all that sappy crap Bakugou is incredibly unlikely to get up to anyway. So really, there's nothing to worry about. There is a chance Dito might become curious about whatever Bakugou's involved in if he's bored enough when that situation arises, but as he's already pointed out, he's not going to get involved in someone else's fight to help them. If there's a possibility he'll get to kill a bunch of people without getting too hurt, though... he's definitely there.
Dito really doesn't like the idea of getting injured, after all. Mostly because it'd mean scars and other disfigurements he'd rather die than deal with. He really is quite vain in a strange way. He doesn't stand around admiring himself in a mirror, and doesn't even really think he's that attractive. He just has standards of what he wants to look like and will do anything he can to achieve and maintain them.

This doesn't extend to whatever his hair smells like. If he was asked what that scent is, he would have no idea whatsoever, though it probably is just what he always smells like. All he can smell is the sheets and pillows around his face, along with the somewhat bitter scent lingering from the explosions. He can tell his ass is just a wet mess by now, and there's no way he can explain why, but it only adds to his desire, driving him absolutely crazy. Did he just learn to like something new? That's something to contemplate later. At the moment he isn't conjuring up any deep thoughts on anything at all. Those few words he manages nearly take more effort than he's willing to spare, but the anticipation is becoming unbearable, especially with how vivid his imagination can be. When one's biggest fantasy is completely impossible to make real, one develops some intense skills to cope.

Dito has no idea how much more massage there was left, so he really did want to try to wait for it to end since it was so enjoyable. Maybe he can convince Bakugou to continue it later, but at least now he's more than relaxed enough that he barely even registers that there's no prep at all until Bakugou actually finds that little ring and begins to push against it. And even then, he can't bring himself to care very much just yet. His entire body just wants this, right now, so painfully enough that he's willing to basically just hope that it will be fine. Putting all of his conscious effort into remaining relaxed, he inches his knees a little further apart and angles his hips a bit better, holding his breath until finally he can feel Bakugou inside him.
His fingers instantly curl as he lets out his breath in a moan, reflex causing him to immediately push back. ]

Date: 9/20/23 21:21 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (sweet!?)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito isn't a hero and would never consider himself one. Probably has something to do with the whole not helping people thing. Also the fact that he's not only perfectly happy to kill whomever his enemy happens to be, he's disturbingly enthusiastic about doing so, especially if lots of blood is promised. He would be very disappointed to be told he's not allowed to kill anyone, and really probably shouldn't be allowed to even try to fight without doing so, in all honesty.
However, if there did happen to be something he can kill, he'd be quite happy to show Bakugou his skills, provided there will be blood. If there isn't, then there's just no fun in doing it.
It is definitely a conversation for later, as a lot of questions are certain to come up. Yes, of course he'll want to know about whatever happened with that particular hero killing someone. And maybe Bakugou can be assured that he doesn't get turned on by it.

He is turned on by the absolute mess Bakugou's managed to make, and at some point he's going to have to give that some real thought. Having experienced so much in his two years of existence, it's not often that Dito comes across something new that he finds he's into anymore. He doesn't usually like getting too dirty, mostly because all it means is extra cleaning, and that's where that laziness of his comes into play. So he's actually pretty surprised to discover this. Even if he can never figure out how to explain it, he's already sure he's going to have to find some way to make it happen again. Maybe even the next time the two of them find themselves together.

But that's next time. And this time isn't yet nearly over. This time has scarcely begun, even, though finally he's getting what can only be described as stuffed. Of course he's tight. No amount of relaxation is going to make up for basically no preparation. But he doesn't find it intolerable, especially as slowly as Bakugou moves. He wants nothing more than for Bakugou to completely fill him as fast and hard as possible, but he also forces himself to practice some amount of restraint and keep from pushing back too abruptly in order to make that happen. All that could possibly come from doing that now would be for both of them to end up hurt and that's no fun for anyone. Besides, the pacing gives him a chance to savor and appreciate the other's size and technique, listening to his breathing and enjoying the warmth of his body against his own sensitive skin. ]


Fuck yeah you do.

[ His back arches a little, only enough to keep his ass at an optimal angle without creating too much space between them as he voices his agreement in a quiet tone through shallow, quick breaths. ]

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