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"The fuck do you want? Make it fast, shithead."



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Date: 9/12/23 06:59 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (up)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Perhaps it's just that all involved need to work on communication skills, though that's very likely just a very, very far-off fantasy.

Dito works incredibly hard to be sure not to gain any muscle. It really is one of the things he hates most, though obviously if there are other qualities in play, he can be persuaded to overlook it on others. For himself, though... he'd rather just die. It is a physique that is surprisingly difficult to manage, too, especially since his work takes him hiking up mountains, and fighting ogres and giant cerberuses. Cerberi? Which leads to him being very thin and... dense. Almost as if the muscles just fold inward as they develop so they don't make their owner angry. Maybe that's why he's in such dire need of a massage. Or was, anyway.
At the moment, he has literally never been more relaxed in his life. And he does, in fact, know exactly what he sounds like, but he doesn't care. Really, that's also part of why he doesn't bother trying to stifle the noise, so it's a bit of a mixture of both options. It's definitely that good, but he really could tone it down at least somewhat, but instead opts to let it go in the opposite direction unchecked every time.

However great it is, though, he's absolutely not halfway anywhere. He not quite that easy. ]


...Yeah?

[ His breathing may or may not have just sped up juuuust a little. It's not subtle, but if Bakugou is at all surprised by what Dito says next, he hasn't been paying one iota of attention. ]

A million times, huh? What's your plan for that? You know, I actually don't even know what you can do, exactly.

[ So maybe tell him all about it. In detail. The bloodier the better. ]

Date: 9/12/23 23:48 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (t5)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Five apparently just really wished he was a small boy... for whatever reason. But even without her influence, Dito would still have an intense aversion to muscles (he's pretty sure). He'd never bother putting in so much work to do something just for her sake, after all. At best he does the bare minimum to keep her happy whenever possible.

No, he's genuinely incredibly happy with his body, looks-wise. The muscles are there, currently kneaded into pudding, allowed to exist and even grow as long as he doesn't see them. He's never had any trouble in a fight, and definitely no complaints in bed. Well, some, but that's more related to the whole "bare minimum" plot, which leads to Five mistaking his extreme lack of enthusiasm and willfulness to get it all over as fast as possible as a stamina problem that she requests he take steps to correct. As a result, he really could go all night, overnight and possibly late into the next morning, should Bakugou wish to test him.

Having his arm taken is a bit surprising. He didn't get that far in his own lesson, of course. But despite appreciating the warning, there isn't really much he could do about it anyway. His spear is somewhere across the room, and he isn't in the most optimal position to get fighty. Not that it matters. If it was anyone else, he would have been concerned that there was some sudden attempt at hand-holding afoot, but here he's quite unalarmed about letting his arm be manipulated in whatever way Bakugou sees fit.

Besides, he's soon extremely distracted by the description relayed to him. It's short, but he can picture it so vividly, his breath halts as he runs his tongue across his lips. Those cheeks become a warmer cushion due to the heat spreading through his body, his hips shifting in a slight writhing motion, and he's already aroused enough that it's almost uncomfortable to lie in that position before he even gets to see the neat demonstration of Bakugou's magic.

It's startling, to say the least, though his eyes remain fixed even as he jerks back from the close-by large explosion out of reflex. ]


Holy shit. Fuck, that's hot. I bet you could completely just tear him the fuck apart...

Date: 9/13/23 23:42 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (sweet!?)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ If Dito could leave his Intoner, he would do it in half a heartbeat. But as he's pointed out, the only likely way for that to happen would probably be if she was dead. Otherwise, even if he did manage to leave, she could just call him back to her side. And he'd go, unable to resist.
His lack of effort could definitely partly be revenge and a metaphorical middle finger to his annoying boss, but it's mostly just that he really, really, really, really does not want to be there. At all. But he's not there now, so he's not going to think about it, which is very easy with everything that's going on.

Sleep is pretty nice. And it does happen to be one of Dito's favorite activities since it doesn't require him to do anything but lie there. But he can sleep at anytime, so he's truly prepared to go as long as Bakugou wants to. Still, he won't be turning down an opportunity to nap peacefully on such a comfortable bed, of course. At some point he should probably find out how long he's allowed to stay considering just how well he expects to sleep tonight or whenever.

How inconvenient would it be if he actually got turned on in the middle of a fight? Thankfully, he doesn't have that problem. It's not really the violence itself that's getting him all hot and bothered, but the outcome. He does enjoy violence and bloodshed enough to get excited about it, but that's a different kind of excitement. That's just pure deranged joy and delirious happiness there. But what he's able to picture from what Bakugou tells him is more of a bloody dismembering, skin being stripped off - or burned off, whatever - leaving the muscles and veins and everything underneath visible and pulsating as the body tries to continue to work. Once it dies, well... that does nothing for him, but even just talking about murdering the hell out of whoever Bakugou's vowing revenge on allows his mind to pause at that beautiful, delicious step in the middle, and that is why he's absolutely drifting out into a little fog of bliss as he listens, watching those little explosions and feeling Bakugou rubbing against him. If Bakugou was worried about the noises Dito was making before, he should be very concerned now, especially with at least one of them being a distinct moan as he squirms. ]


I... What? [ Was Bakugou saying something else? He tries to pay attention, taking a deep breath. ] ...Yeah, I guess so.

Date: 9/15/23 18:13 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (smile)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ The longer he stays, the happier Dito is to contemplate visiting more, especially if he ends up getting spoiled like this at least some of the time. He's not greedy. He doesn't always need the massage. If he ever starts to harbor any suspicions of coddling, though, that would be the last time Bakugou ever heard from him. But as things are, he has no reason not to come by if he ever finds a way to get out of his situation at home.

Dito may really enjoy his sleep, but who goes to bed at 10!? Although, maybe if Dito had his own room, he'd be asleep by 10 too... But tonight? He doesn't even anticipate being done by 10, and will probably complain a lot if such a thing seems to be in danger of occurring. Complain and make notes in order to send annoying texts about it later. ...Actually, that might almost make it worth it.

Almost.

To Dito, violence is still pretty great, of course. It just doesn't turn him on. And he'd rather win only because losing generally means death and sometimes he actively tries to avoid that. When he's being covered in blood and surrounded by screams... yeah, he absolutely feels the need to keep on living just to be able to continue experiencing that.
He starts to wonder just how bloody things can get with the other's magic as he shows it off, deciding that one day he'll have to convince Bakugou to give him a real demonstration.

That's not happening now, however. He's nowhere near feeling like putting in the effort to put together any actual words, especially not when he's unfolded again only to be triply bombarded (ha) with completely different sensations. ]


Mmh.

[ It's some kind of attempt at a response, anyway, which Bakugou is lucky to get. He could reply, but his answer has got to be clear enough in the sounds he continues to make as his eyes squeeze shut to the sound of those explosions and the manner in which he lifts his hips from the bed what small amount he's able in order to purposefully grind back in a slow, deliberate motion. ]

Date: 9/17/23 06:03 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (up)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Honestly, Dito just considers spending time with someone he doesn't hate who actually gives a shit about whether they're doing something he actually likes and wants to do as close to being spoiled. The part where he's actively being made to feel this good, however it happens, is where it spills over to actual spoilage. So no, he's not expecting anything special out of Bakugou, and he doesn't even expect any of this every time. In fact, he would likely be just as pissed off if it seemed like anything weird was up on any of his visits.

Not going to bed at grandpa hours isn't the same as being sleep deprived! It just means sleeping in until later in the day when possible, which people can do when they don't have to get up for school. Besides, there are way more important things to worry about in Midgard, like not dying of a stubbed toe, trying not to get caught up in a magical battle, and hoping the Intoner in charge of your town doesn't randomly decide to torture you to find out where to pick a tasty mushroom. Dito wouldn't actually make fun of Bakugou, though. Sleep at any time is pretty great, and as long as it's not going to interfere with this particular evening, he doesn't actually care when the other decides to set his bedtime.

Whether or not they'd make a good team on the battlefield is more up in the air. Despite his sadistic streak, Dito's enemies are usually opposing armies and monsters. The innocent generally get left alone. So that might align with Bakugou's morals okay. However, the giggling when he's splattered with blood? Possibly disturbing as hell. However, there will be nothing to check on! He really doesn't like the violence in that way.

Of course that would likely be very difficult to convince anyone of at the moment due to his reaction the conversation and the sound of the explosions. His own sounds grow more muffled as he ends up biting his lip despite his breathing growing heavier. He was a little concerned with what he could feel rubbing against his ass before, but now he's much more pleased with its growth and hardness, keeping his hips moving in rhythmic fashion just high enough off the bed that he isn't uncomfortably squished, and yet there's still some friction against the sheets.

He's more than content to continue on like this until Bakugou decides he's done squeezing his arms, but that little bump and poke up against his entrance introduces just a bit of impatience for more. At least enough that he manages to find just a few words in there somewhere. ]


Hey. Fuck me already.

Date: 9/20/23 16:38 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (sideb)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Weird, of course, is all that sappy crap Bakugou is incredibly unlikely to get up to anyway. So really, there's nothing to worry about. There is a chance Dito might become curious about whatever Bakugou's involved in if he's bored enough when that situation arises, but as he's already pointed out, he's not going to get involved in someone else's fight to help them. If there's a possibility he'll get to kill a bunch of people without getting too hurt, though... he's definitely there.
Dito really doesn't like the idea of getting injured, after all. Mostly because it'd mean scars and other disfigurements he'd rather die than deal with. He really is quite vain in a strange way. He doesn't stand around admiring himself in a mirror, and doesn't even really think he's that attractive. He just has standards of what he wants to look like and will do anything he can to achieve and maintain them.

This doesn't extend to whatever his hair smells like. If he was asked what that scent is, he would have no idea whatsoever, though it probably is just what he always smells like. All he can smell is the sheets and pillows around his face, along with the somewhat bitter scent lingering from the explosions. He can tell his ass is just a wet mess by now, and there's no way he can explain why, but it only adds to his desire, driving him absolutely crazy. Did he just learn to like something new? That's something to contemplate later. At the moment he isn't conjuring up any deep thoughts on anything at all. Those few words he manages nearly take more effort than he's willing to spare, but the anticipation is becoming unbearable, especially with how vivid his imagination can be. When one's biggest fantasy is completely impossible to make real, one develops some intense skills to cope.

Dito has no idea how much more massage there was left, so he really did want to try to wait for it to end since it was so enjoyable. Maybe he can convince Bakugou to continue it later, but at least now he's more than relaxed enough that he barely even registers that there's no prep at all until Bakugou actually finds that little ring and begins to push against it. And even then, he can't bring himself to care very much just yet. His entire body just wants this, right now, so painfully enough that he's willing to basically just hope that it will be fine. Putting all of his conscious effort into remaining relaxed, he inches his knees a little further apart and angles his hips a bit better, holding his breath until finally he can feel Bakugou inside him.
His fingers instantly curl as he lets out his breath in a moan, reflex causing him to immediately push back. ]

Date: 9/20/23 21:21 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (sweet!?)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito isn't a hero and would never consider himself one. Probably has something to do with the whole not helping people thing. Also the fact that he's not only perfectly happy to kill whomever his enemy happens to be, he's disturbingly enthusiastic about doing so, especially if lots of blood is promised. He would be very disappointed to be told he's not allowed to kill anyone, and really probably shouldn't be allowed to even try to fight without doing so, in all honesty.
However, if there did happen to be something he can kill, he'd be quite happy to show Bakugou his skills, provided there will be blood. If there isn't, then there's just no fun in doing it.
It is definitely a conversation for later, as a lot of questions are certain to come up. Yes, of course he'll want to know about whatever happened with that particular hero killing someone. And maybe Bakugou can be assured that he doesn't get turned on by it.

He is turned on by the absolute mess Bakugou's managed to make, and at some point he's going to have to give that some real thought. Having experienced so much in his two years of existence, it's not often that Dito comes across something new that he finds he's into anymore. He doesn't usually like getting too dirty, mostly because all it means is extra cleaning, and that's where that laziness of his comes into play. So he's actually pretty surprised to discover this. Even if he can never figure out how to explain it, he's already sure he's going to have to find some way to make it happen again. Maybe even the next time the two of them find themselves together.

But that's next time. And this time isn't yet nearly over. This time has scarcely begun, even, though finally he's getting what can only be described as stuffed. Of course he's tight. No amount of relaxation is going to make up for basically no preparation. But he doesn't find it intolerable, especially as slowly as Bakugou moves. He wants nothing more than for Bakugou to completely fill him as fast and hard as possible, but he also forces himself to practice some amount of restraint and keep from pushing back too abruptly in order to make that happen. All that could possibly come from doing that now would be for both of them to end up hurt and that's no fun for anyone. Besides, the pacing gives him a chance to savor and appreciate the other's size and technique, listening to his breathing and enjoying the warmth of his body against his own sensitive skin. ]


Fuck yeah you do.

[ His back arches a little, only enough to keep his ass at an optimal angle without creating too much space between them as he voices his agreement in a quiet tone through shallow, quick breaths. ]

Date: 9/21/23 06:12 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (up)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Well, if there's something he can kill, Dito would be happy to jump right in. If he's got to try to hold back, he may as well not even get out of bed. Since he doesn't know what's what around here, the decision on that would be left up to Bakugou.

Of course cleanup is annoying. Why would anyone else be there to do it? So that will absolutely be a surprise later. Maybe even a welcome one, though he'll likely still be confused over why people would bathe together. It just doesn't seem like a very efficient idea, and he's tried fucking in water before. It's really much more hassle than it's worth to get it working right, so that can't be the point either. But on the bright side, it's not something he's unwilling to at least try to figure out the point of, so he might just agree to this one. Actually, the idea that he doesn't have to deal with all the cleanup himself would be a huge selling point. Especially because he's certain to be an even bigger mess by the time they're done.

He's not really too concerned with being hurt, though. It's not that he feels he can't be. If that was the case, he wouldn't be torturing himself with this creepingly slow movement for the sake of being careful. But he's been through worse for less worthy reasons. He's also been through worse for just as worthy reasons, actually, so he knows he can live with it if he has to. But as long as Bakugou is willing to keep up the cautious pace, he's happy enough to go with that.
Though most of that clenching and flexing is just a natural reaction to the stimulation, Dito also has some well-practiced control over his body, and he knows how to move in subtle ways to create the types of sensations he wants to produce to keep Bakugou making those noises. He doesn't expect the same out of his partner, though, and that sudden twitch sets off a small chain reaction within him that leads to an almost violent shiver and an increase in the little sounds he continuously makes.

He's also caught off guard by suddenly being given directions? But before he can point out that he knows how to breathe, he finds out why, and actually does end up pressing his face into the pillow, though not a sound comes out of his parted lips. He barely even remembers to take that breath, drawing it in sharply and belated as he's pressed so firmly into the very damp bed beneath his hips. ]


Oh, holy shit...

[ That ends up muffled in the pillow, though it was nearly breathless to begin with. And should he take at least a moment to adjust to just how thoroughly he's filled, which sends constant waves of heat and pleasure through his body? Yes, probably. But he's already moving again, writhing beneath the other despite the reduced mobility he has now. ]

Date: 9/22/23 09:46 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (smile)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Life is already annoying enough for Dito without throwing boredom into the mix. But because he'd be alright with letting Bakugou decide what he's allowed to get into, in that situation, he'd understand if he's got to just go find something else to do. And he might even try to take the other's advice in mind. So no, he wouldn't try to alleviate that boredom by setting buildings on fire or anything.

Whatever is planned for the bath, Dito really wouldn't expect sex to be part of those plans. Precisely because by that point there should have already been quite a lot of that, and it's time for a nap. Also, he's still very certain it wouldn't be worth the effort even if they did still have it in them. He just can't see any reason for sharing, so all of the options would have to go through his head before he finally just gave up with a mental shrug and let Bakugou do whatever it is he wants. Once he sees what that actually is, he's very likely to be perfectly happy with it. He really did enjoy that massage, and that's with thinking that it was basically almost over by the time he gave in to his baser needs, which he doesn't regret one bit. ]


Ugh, fuck. It's so good...

[ He'd usually have to ask if he's expected to say no to a question like that, but those words are all he feels compelled to say. It's like Bakugou dicked the sarcasm and snark right out of him for the time being. He's perfectly fine with that. Less fine is whatever happens there with his hand, but it doesn't last long enough for him to question it, as too soon afterward his attention is immediately diverted by that last fulfilling push, his body easily acclimatizing by continuing to produce all those little sensations in whatever way possible.

Folding his arms under his head so he's not directly breathing pillow, he can be better heard, the sounds mingled within his rapid breathing through perpetually parted lips. There is another shudder that races through his body and catches his breath briefly, but it's definitely much more tame than the previous one.
The one Bakugou is looking for does come again, only a little later, when Dito is settled into this constant blanket of pleasurable excitement, worked up over anticipation on what must happen next. It's when he can feel the other move again in a more dramatic fashion, and he holds his breath without thinking as those inches slide free that it builds, and the following thrust finally elicits that deep shiver and a loud moan. His fingers tightly grip the pillow beneath his head as the rhythm starts and he takes a moment to get used to it before letting his hips move along with it. ]

Date: 10/3/23 07:11 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (side)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Dito is just a violent psychopath who is also incredibly lazy. He's also surprisingly chill, and so there isn't much of a threat of him losing his temper at a tiny slight. So perhaps it wouldn't be such a big deal if Bakugou didn't worry about him going about on his own, especially since he gets to fight all he wants at home. If he didn't, well, that might lead to a different outcome, but he's got enough of an outlet that he's not in any danger of snapping at any random time to satisfy his bloodlust.

Besides, one-on-one fights are usually boring, with nowhere near enough bloodshed to make him happy. No, he'd much rather spend the time in bed, especially with someone well-endowed preferably plowing him into the bedding.

So this is pretty much an ideal day. Despite the dampness of the sheets beneath him, everything else about the way Bakugou presses him into the bed is just about perfect, angle and pressure-wise. It leaves his arms free to support his head since he doesn't have to get one of his hands involved. And it is still nicely warm. That's actually kind of impressive of Bakugou to be able to manage that, though Dito is only barely in any kind of state of mind to bother noticing that it's done on purpose and not just happenstance.
He really was able to work himself up quite a lot within his own imagination, for once having no reason to try to calm it down before he went too far. As such, he was already at an incredibly high level of arousal by the time Bakugou finally decided to get in on the party.
Advantageously, that head start actually led to him being so wound up in anticipation that it doesn't take him too long to adjust and get situated as the thrusting begins in earnest.

Dito is, indeed, very good at picking up on the other's pacing and matching it without moving in a way that drags everything awkwardly out of sync. When Bakugou stops to grind against him, he'll find himself ground right back against. Even when Dito's most sensitive areas are hit and he presses back extra hard with a loud expletive that goes as unmuffled as the rest of the sounds he makes between heavy, quick breaths, every inner muscle pulsates and squeezes as his hips subtly gyrate. It doesn't seem to matter what Bakugou moves on to experiment with; Dito quite readily adjusts and finds a way to counter and return every little ripple of pleasure sent radiating through him. He does clearly appear to respond best to a simple fast-paced deep thrust, but the difference is small enough to make it obvious that he doesn't have much of a preference as long as it feels good, and so far there hasn't been one second that doesn't. ]

Date: 10/8/23 03:59 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (uh)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ Part of Dito's personality could certainly just be from the environment in which he was created and lives. But it would still very likely be difficult for him to have much of a different life no matter what because he actually doesn't have much of a moral compass and most people just piss him off. Yes, he was the one who had to tell Five it's probably not a great idea to torture random villagers to find out where a tasty mushroom grew, but that was mostly because it could possibly lead to more problems than it'd be worth to mess with the little folk who basically just mind their business trying to live meager lives in peace.

One-on-one fights are basically the worst. Dito isn't a very creative fighter. Probably because he's not in it for the fight itself, anyway. Too much exertion. Too much risk of building muscle and getting hurt, all very high on his list of things he'd rather avoid. It's the beautiful sounds of agony and cries of terror and pain he likes. And, of course, the blood. And you just don't get a lot of any of those things from a single opponent. Not nearly enough for him, at least.

Orgies can be kind of annoying, though. That is true.

As Dito ends up pushed up the bed, the pillow beneath him gets dragged along, and for a second he becomes muffled again, so overcome by that hard thrust that he doesn't bother making an attempt to liberate his face from the fluffy plushness its been shoved into. Not long after, however, he does manage to reconfigure his arms and free himself to be just as loud and clear as before. At this point, Dito might actually be able to be convinced to agree that Bakugou is impressive in many ways, though so far he only has a very limited point of view, so he can only speak with authority on the few criteria that are important in this moment.

It is true that Dito hasn't really had much of a chance to form any specific preference, but he also just isn't picky enough to worry about it. He's 100% just happy enough to be one of the people actually having a good time with the experience, and all else is icing. Besides, it allows him to enjoy pretty much anything Bakugou decides to try and reciprocate in equal measure, which he continues to do, keeping up with little effort.
Even the sudden bite to his ear is unexpectedly nice. That's usually weird, but with all of his nerves reaching for the surface and making his entire body an incredibly sensitive zone, it catches his breath and he almost drops into the pillow again from the surprise. Almost. ]


What, are you bored? [ Okay, but he is kind of curious. ] Yeah, sure, let's move.

Date: 10/21/23 13:15 (UTC)
ohihateyou: (default)
From: [personal profile] ohihateyou
[ "Hardly", he says is what Dito thinks. What he says is nothing more than an incoherent little shuddering moan, because that bite... why is it so good!?

He would actually be incredibly offended if Bakugou was bored at this point. As Dito had pointed out some time ago, he's only really good at a few things, and this is probably number two on that three-item list. He has, however, never met anyone who did quite so many different things in one encounter. That's different. Usually it gets spread over a few experiences before he does get bored or annoyed with the person. He doesn't hate it, though. It's interesting, for sure.

And he did agree to move, though the execution still catches him off guard, as he doesn't even have anything to hold onto but the pillow, which he lets go of as soon as he notices he has it. It's a whole moment of complete loss of control that he needs a second to recover from. A second he doesn't get, though, as he immediately sinks into place with a sharp breath intake, his back arched even as he does manage to settle his legs outside of Bakugou's, feet pressed into the bed.
Just as he would take the opportunity to rise into a sitting position, he's very easily convinced to stay put as the other's hands get involved, the chill washing over his cock from the sudden exposure to the air soon replaced with a stimulating warmth. Once he's figured out this new position, he's quick to move again, his hands dug into the bed as his hips find rhythm with Bakugou's, the noises he makes louder than ever.

There's definitely a lot to like about this new position. Dito notes that being on top gives him much more freedom to move, which he takes advantage of, changing the arch in his back in an alternating fashion between higher and lower, giving his hips different angles from which to bounce. It's just natural for him to find some way to add something more than the same monotonous motions, seamlessly mixing it in with whatever his partner is doing. ]