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Date: 12/29/25 01:50 (UTC)
smokedout: I want final ♪ (40 ♪ I want sacred)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
sure i would.
and i'd shout it out like i'm in a kid's cartoon.


[He really doesn't get it. But he's the type who's happy to banter with heroes while he fights them, so he's not immune to whimsy himself.

He's about to give his usual 'try not to kill me, Esikko would be mad at both of us' thing, but... actually, given how things are going between him and Esikko, he's not as sure about that. And he's a little tempted to get himself killed out of spite.
]

that's some big talk, katsuki.
you'd better be able to back it up.

Date: 12/29/25 21:27 (UTC)
smokedout: But not me ♪ (6 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
i know we're not close.
i'm teasing you.
keep up, blondie.


[Honestly, given how quickly Esikko corrected him, Dodger's surprised he didn't get a more explosive (hah) reaction to misnaming him. But he's starting to get the sense that Esikko is just like that about the people he likes.]

Date: 12/29/25 21:50 (UTC)
smokedout: 'Cause it shows what little I know ♪ (39 ♪ And I'm ill with all that I know)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
first names are for friends.
and i don't really do friends.
i figured pissing you off would make sure you don't hold back later.


[This is for sure not a normal stance in Dodger's world, he just needs everyone to know he's holding them at arm's length. He even calls his best friend by his surname, much to Palo's constant frustration.]

Date: 12/29/25 21:59 (UTC)
smokedout: I don't need any protection ♪ (37 ♪ I move in all directions)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
[Okay he's cracking up at that.]

i would, yeah.
if you play your cards right you might get a taste once i get bored of beating your ass.


["If you play your cards right" like it isn't exactly what Dodger's aiming for. That's the point of sparring as far as he's concerned.]

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Date: 1/2/26 14:54 (UTC)
smokedout: Go on the date just to get the dress off ♪ (4 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a sexy mess)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
tearing clothes off is half the fun.
anyway, 3pm. go get whatever you need to done.


[As promised, Dodger will get a Talon room ready for them. Nothing special, just enough open space for them to let loose with their powers. He also brought alcohol for himself, a bottle of whiskey that he's drinking like it's water while he waits for Bakugo to show up.]

Date: 1/2/26 15:43 (UTC)
smokedout: 'Til I'm numb, 'til I am blissful ♪ (45 ♪ And this feeling has got a window)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
[Dodger honestly hadn't entirely noticed how cold it's been - but the sight of the jacket makes something soften in his expression. Even if he tries to hide it as soon as Bakugo starts talking.]

Probably trying to get people to huddle together. Again.

[It's equally cold in here, just because Dodger figured it would be better if they're working up a sweat. And for now he doesn't make a move to correct it, but he does offer his whiskey to Bakugo. He did in fact leave behind the few things he cares about - he's just wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants, and he's stored his necklace in a locker for safe-keeping until this is over.]

Date: 1/2/26 20:57 (UTC)
smokedout: I wanna tear our bridges down ♪ (53 ♪ I wanna scorn my lover)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
It's honey whiskey. I'm trying something new.

[New as in... literally anything other than cinnamon whiskey. But at least there's humor on Dodger's face while he takes it back, and knocks back another mouthful without any reaction.]

You're not sober, are you?

[He says it like being sober would be a moral failing.]

Date: 1/2/26 21:31 (UTC)
smokedout: Hollow, hollow, hollow, hollow ♪ (47 ♪ And I'm hollow)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
You sound like you don't know how to hold your liquor.

[Which, since they're not sharing, Dodger is just going to drink the rest of the bottle. And once it's empty, he just sets it down somewhere on the floor where it's unlikely to become collateral damage.]

You've got a 'quirk', right? Aren't super-powered beings all supposed to be resistant to alcohol?

[Dodger is, Chobe is, Dabi seems to be, it just makes sense to him.]

Date: 1/2/26 21:57 (UTC)
smokedout: 'Cause it shows what little I know ♪ (39 ♪ And I'm ill with all that I know)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
Half the bottle is water, I'm sure it evens out.

[Not that he'd stop, even if given empirical proof that he's fucking himself up with alcohol. Dodger is loosely aware that his body would probably be even more powerful if he cut out smoking and drinking, but he's been a functional alcoholic for long enough that he just can't picture that. And same goes for all of his other addictions.]

You just didn't strike me as a square, is all.

[That's not entirely true. Bakugo does seem fairly straight-laced, Dodger's just taking an opportunity to tease him. He can't imagine anything worse than raw-dogging reality.]

Date: 1/6/26 14:44 (UTC)
smokedout: But not me ♪ (6 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
Course not.

[....He actually hadn't thought about it at all, but like hell is he going to admit it. Listen, he's homeschooled, there are a lot of weird gaps in his knowledge.

And there's more important things to focus on, like snorting with amusement at Bakugo's insistence that he's a good kid.
]

Got something against delinquents?

[No surprise that Dodger was one, but he never really had a choice in the matter. He was raised by a crime family, so of course he ended up where he is.

It's just an idle tease, though, while he nudges the door closed with his foot and teleports further into the room. Then he gestures for Bakugo to take the first move. The American beckoning sign at first, before he thinks better of it and swaps to the Japanese version.
]
smokedout: 'Til the blood of both is my limbo ♪ (46 ♪ 'Til the sum outweighs the mental)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
[Honestly, he respects that - most of his notes on Bakugo center around a general vibe of 'he's an asshole, but he's a good kid'. There's something nice about knowing someone that proves you don't have to have any manners to be a good person.

All fleeting thoughts, though, because the excitement of combat pushes everything else right out. Bakugo comes at him fast, so Dodger is teleporting before he even gets there - bursting apart into flames, but that flash still affects his vision even while he's moving around. So he just moves backward blindly, relying on his knowledge of the open space behind him to find a spot to land, and reappearing about eight feet back.
]

Of course you fight dirty.

[Said with nothing but enthusiasm. He was on the fence about fighting without an intent to kill before coming here, but everyone he's been sparring with has been properly fun to scrap with.

This distance gives him some room to properly set up one of his own moves - cartwheeling forward in what might just look like a pointlessly flashy move, but it's setting up momentum to drive a kick into Bakugo's head.
]

Date: 1/12/26 13:02 (UTC)
smokedout: Go on the date just to get the dress off ♪ (4 ♪ Oh yeah I'm a sexy mess)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
[By the time Bakugo goes to aim that explosion, Dodger is too committed to back out - teleporting would lead to him falling over, and wasting the limited amount of times he can teleport too early. So it lands, knocking Dodger off-balance, although he catches himself well enough with another flashy move.

The heat from the explosion doesn't bother him, and the force is dulled by his super-strength. But it still hurts, even if Dodger is able to compartmentalize it for now. He'd rather deal with that pain than start favoring one of his legs and give Bakugo a weakness to exploit.
]

Look, call it what you want. If you win, it doesn't matter.

[Immediately he moves forward again, this time taking advantage of the fact that Bakugo hasn't seen much of his teleportation. He gives out a burst of flames from his body, mimicking the way he looks when he's about to teleport, before just aiming a punch at Bakugo's stomach.]