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Date: 10/15/25 00:20 (UTC)
smokedout: Not in the face, but in the head ♪ (7 ♪ Oh yeah I'm an ugly mess)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
i'm being objective. that's all it is.
and you won't fuck me because i have an ulterior motive and that makes you feel like i don't lOvE yOu FoR yOu.
that IS prudish.


[Is it.... is it really.........

....He also seems to have dropped the other topic entirely, just noting that down somewhere along with his intention to tell Bakugo immediately if he finds someone who woke up with an item they don't specifically need. Arguing is far more important.
]

Date: 10/15/25 03:07 (UTC)
smokedout: That I have borrowed ♪ (33 ♪ In this dream)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
was i supposed to get something else out of your 'all you see is a card value, i'm a person' bullshit?
you want sex to mean something, right?


[Maybe it's for the best that tone isn't conveyed over text, because he is sneering at the idea of sex being meaningful.]

Date: 10/15/25 20:14 (UTC)
smokedout: Hollow, hollow, hollow, hollow ♪ (47 ♪ And I'm hollow)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
you're making me sound like a sex pest.

if i just wanted to get my dick wet i've got easier options.
you're worth pursuing.
not just for the card value, i think you're interesting.


[And, kind of unsurprising at this point, Dodger can't conceive of a way to get someone's attention that isn't overtly sexual.]

Date: 10/15/25 23:36 (UTC)
smokedout: And I know what he came here for ♪ (15 ♪ The devil is at my door)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
it sounds like a good deal for you.

[There's a long pause before he answers that second part. Still hesitant about showing his hand, but he is flattered by the concern.]

bloemrose is figuring something out for me.
if something happens to him i've got bigger problems than my medication.
besides, worrying about me doesn't get you anything.

Date: 10/16/25 00:05 (UTC)
smokedout: They come to find, all insane ♪ (9 ♪ They look a little look at my brain)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
whatever.
i'll get out of your hair.

thanks again. for all the camping shit.


[...Did he say thank you in the first place??]

Date: 10/16/25 23:05 (UTC)
smokedout: Hollow, hollow, hollow, hollow ♪ (47 ♪ And I'm hollow)
From: [personal profile] smokedout
[.....Is he that obvious??

There's a very long pause, where Dodger is frantically trying to figure out what ulterior motive Bakugo could possibly have for saying that. What game plan there could be here, other than genuine concern. And since he can't think of anything, he's just... very on edge without any specific suspicion to latch onto.
]

i'm not your problem.
if i get fucked up, that's on me.
see you around, bakugo.