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[blastedass]

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[blastedass]

haa? that's what you took outta this?!

[skinstitch]

you don't like random bullshit on your watch, you don't wanna talk to me, you're boring and don't slumber party. yep.

[blastedass]

[ ... ]

i never said i didn't wanna talk to you.

[skinstitch]

i just gotta be penciled into your calendar first?

[blastedass]

I JUST SAID IT WAS RANDOM!!

if i suddenly asked you what warehouse you slept in, that'd be random too!

[skinstitch]

i had a reason for asking.

i don't give a shit about random questions. feels good to be thought of.

( doesn't mean he'll answer them. )

[blastedass]

you are a motormouth when you're in the mood.

depends on how you're thought of.

[skinstitch]

won't ask you any more random questions.
you're not helpful, anyway, since you were a loser in school.

yeah? how do you think of me then?

[blastedass]

goddammit, you really want me to say it?!

[this guy-!!]

haa? i was the top of my class! what, were you wanting advice on how to throw a sleepover?

[which really makes him wonder why he thought to ask him... seriously.]

annoying but cool.

[skinstitch]

wondered what people do at shit like that.
like games and stuff. it's for a thing. doesn't matter.

swallow your surprise, another random question. when's your birthday?

[blastedass]

it's weird. you're kinda cute when you get like this.

fine.

play video games, watch movies, binge snacks, get pizza if you're gonna be a kid about it, talk your damn head off. don't sleep until it's fucking dawn.

[pulling from his childhood far more than his high school year.]

that wasn't random at all.

[skinstitch]

cute? fuck off.

in movies they're always telling ghost stories and playing truth or dare.
prank calls and shit. guess it sounds kinda fun, if it's just doing shit like that.
junk food and games and not sleeping, that's easy.

this helps. ( not going to say thank you, even if he thinks it. )

so? when is it?

[blastedass]

paybacks.

ghost stories are for camping. prank calls suck since smartphones have callback and caller id.
you wanna play truth or dare, go for it.

[leave him out of that; bad enough when the hotel tried it.]

if it's in the same room, people are gonna be flopped all over the floor and furniture, so bring a lot of blankets and pillows.

[should he mention hygiene? ... nah. they're adults.]

oy. this better be for you. i don't want any of that crap.

[he's as "don't give a shit" about his birthday as toya is. albeit more aggressively so.]

[skinstitch]

it's not for me or you. thinking about someone else.

( haha, unless......... )

unless your birthday is also in april.

[blastedass]

i'll tell you the day of.

[compromise.]

[skinstitch]

or i'll ask around the resort now.

[blastedass]

no one knows.

[he hasn't told anyone the exact day, and there aren't any other heroes here who'd know. hell, only one person even knows he has one coming up.

of course, what's the peacock care?]

[skinstitch]

asshole. why keep secrets now?

[blastedass]

it's not a big deal.

buncha fuss over nothing but another day.

[skinstitch]

says the kid who wants to be a hero.
you get all the attention and fussing every day.

but whatever. can't force you to do anything for me.

[blastedass]

says the guy who got the world's attention as a villain.
we got a lot of that attention and fussing cause of you and your friends.

i'll tell you for a promise.

[skinstitch]

still don't know why they're sending kids to fight a war they started.

what kind of promise?

[blastedass]

because these "kids" had a reason to fight.
i'm not gonna argue with you, but both sides carry the "started it" blame.

nothing serious or long-lasting. i'm not an asshole.

[oooh yes he is. but not with this.]

[skinstitch]

sure, sure. guess i should have laid down and died like a good little failure.

what is it then? spit it out, i'm listening.

[blastedass]

no one wanted you to die, even if you can't believe that.

spend it with me.

[his birthday.]

doesn't have to be the exact day.