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[loosestrifes]

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[blastedass]

Careful, old man. Don't hurt yourself with those heavy knives.

[Relax, he won't bully him much longer.]

[loosestrifes]

I'm going to stomp on your foot the next time I pass you in the halls.

( as if that would do anything, but puffs!! )

[blastedass]

[reminded of the skeleton lady stomping on the singer's foot in coco...]

And break your heels?

[loosestrifes]

( He'll do it just like that. )

Kids these days are so cocky.

[blastedass]

[Brutal.]

You've been a kid eight times over.

[loosestrifes]

( Whatever, Bakugo!!!

Just for that he's going to text him eggplant emojis every day for a week. While thinking of a nickname. )

[blastedass]

[Maybe he'll nail an eggplant to his door on the fourth day!]

[loosestrifes]

( and thus marked the beginning of the golden peacock eggplant wars )

[blastedass]

[look, someone said there are peacock plushies in the arcade crane machine and now he wants to nail those to the wall like some fucked-up voodoo spite.]

[loosestrifes]

( ...well, if he wants someone who can do voodoo-like spells and hates the peacock, he knows where to find him. )

[blastedass]

[the real question is, why esikko hasn't already done that.]

[loosestrifes]

( he'd have to come up with a spell to be able to do it, like writing a poem... and then have the energy to do it.

but with his potions helping him more, it's fiiine )

[blastedass]

[not to mention trying to voodoo the fucking resort itself is a fool's gamble. especially after what esikko already experienced plucking at a few roots.]