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text | un: hawks

[redfeathers]

That's a really long username, Bakugou-kun.

[blastedass]

What, you struggle with long names, Bird Brain?

[redfeathers]

It takes a lot of energy to type all that, you know? How's a guy supposed to have some casual conversation if he has to type all those words?

( This is not at all what he was actually intending to talk to Bakugou about, but it's clearly the most pressing. )

[blastedass]

Huh? How many times do you call someone by name while you're talking to them anyways?

[Does he really think he's going to get anything but explosions with those fighting words?]

[redfeathers]

I like to say Endeavor-san's name. It really rolls off the tongue.

( A guy can hope. )

How's it going? Things are getting rowdy around here again, so I wanted to make sure you were staying out of trouble.

[blastedass]

Not while you're texting, dammit!

[Big difference there! No one calls another their username to their face.]

When the hell do I ever get in trouble? It's all these fucking extras making problems for me.

[redfeathers]

It's really easy to type, too.

( His own username is his name... )

That's usually what happens. Anyone specific? I'm a good listener if you need to get anything off your chest.

[blastedass]

Fucking weirdo.

[He's sticking to his story. Hawks knows how to shorten it if he wants.]

Haa?! I'm not gonna tell about that crap! If you mean those shitty villains, I've met them and haven't killed them yet.

[redfeathers]

No, I didn't mean them. There's just a lot of people here. It's easy to get into stuff.

Those guys usually keep to themselves.

( He thinks that's for the best, all things considered. )

[blastedass]

No shit. From the people I talked to, this place didn't start guzzling people until the start of the year.

[Moving on from the sordid topic of their other worldmate half.]

[redfeathers]

Yeah, it's been a few months now. I can't say we've learned too much about this place since I've gotten here, though.

[blastedass]

The staff's a fucking prick when it comes to asking questions.

I want to blast their damn heads off.

[redfeathers]

You're not a fan of the vague, non-answers?

Ahhh, I wouldn't. I'm not sure what would happen if you did. But I've heard their little prison isn't too bad. If going there is all that happens if you do, there's definitely worse things.

[blastedass]

Who the hell would be! It's a waste of time and they're doing it deliberately!

Tch, I'm not gonna soil my record just for those pricks.

Winning the damn game's the only way to get out of here that I've found out.

[redfeathers]

Some people enjoy a little bit of mystery.

( Not that kind of mystery, Hawks. )

Have you heard of anyone winning and being able to leave?

[blastedass]

THAT'S NOT MYSTERY! THAT'S BEING A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS!

[The staff are jerks! Especially to the low ranks! On purpose!]

I've only heard of one person who won and made a wish. I don't know if he's still here or not, but it wasn't anyone from this year's sweep.

[redfeathers]

They're good at that.

( Yeah, he's noticed. He's not a fan, personally. )

Just one? That's better than no one, at least.

[blastedass]

There might've been more, but no one knows about them.

[Apparently this place has been doing this kidnapping shit for eons.]

[redfeathers]

I wonder which guests have been here the longest. It might be interesting to have a chat or two with them.

( Something to ask about on the network, maybe. )

Have you done a lot of exploring?

[blastedass]

None from our group.

[The ones that arrived in January till now.]

You're not the first to ask either.

[Someone might even link them to a question of that sort on the network if they bothered asking, for example. It wouldn't be unwelcome though.]

Uh-huh. This place is huge.

[redfeathers]

Even if some of them had been here for a while, I wouldn't expect them to give up something like that that easily.

( Looking at you, Shigaraki and Dabi. )

I know. People have probably been here so long, there's not much we could ask or do that someone hasn't already done.

Yeah, it is. There's some interesting places, though. If you're looking for an adventure, I could use some company soon.

[blastedass]

Haa?! Most people are fine talking about how long they've been here.

[Most of the people he asked at least. Minus those two, yeah, though he got a short timeframe out of Bacon Face. They exasperated each other into a growling truce.]

Who cares if it's already been done? I know one guy tried to escape by breaking through the roof. He didn't get far.

[Because Bakugo had intended to try the same, until he was cautioned out of the attempt.]

I'm listening.

[redfeathers]

I meant certain people from home. They might be more forthcoming with you, thought.

( He had to get felt up by Dabi to get to ask three questions. But that's not something he plans to discuss with Bakugou. )

You're not going to try and break through the roof, are you? That sounds like a lot of work.

I keep hearing something coming from the maintenance levels. I was going to check it out, and some back up would be nice. If you're up for it.

( He'd ask Endeavor, but... It's best for the number one hero to get some rest after everything he's been through. That's to say nothing of everything he has to be going through with Touya. Ahhh, why do things have to get some complicated? )

[blastedass]

Che. I got enough from those three. You and Endeavor don't piss me off as much.

[And certainly not in the same way. Bakugo has met Dabi, Tomura, and Compress, and while he brokered a strange truce with Toya and Mister, the same can't be said for the middle one... Bakugo and Dabi basically had a "fight to the death or agree to get along" standoff. Likewise, not something he plans to discuss with Hawks until the need called for it.]

Not now. There's nothing outside even if I did.

[No portal home, no magical world to whisk away to proper lives, just space... which may simply be another layer of the resort for all anyone knows.]

It better not be those fucking statues. [Come on, Hawks. Todoroki and complicated go hand in hand.] Where do you wanna meet?

[redfeathers]

Endeavor-san grows on you.

( He won't say anything about the other three. Mister is nice enough, but the less he has to say about the villains, the better. Bakugou doesn't need to be concerned with any of that, anyway. )

I guess that means I won't have to break you out of prison anytime soon, Bakugou-kun~

Ah, you had a run in with them, too? They were really persistent.

I can meet you at your room, and we can go from there.