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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

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CHARACTER NAME

Katsuki Bakugō

CIVILIAN NAME

Shōri Bakudan

TEAM

EVERLIGHT 💥

HOUSING NUMBER

008

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[blastedass]

[They can shove off with their stupid team building exercises. They acted on the information provided and LILITH was the one who guided them to the wrong fucking location! But excuses are for losers and Katsuki rarely accepts them, outside his usual boisterous nature and childish denials. He took the loss hard, but doesn't see LILITH's invasive bullcrap as much help in making the team work better. How the fuck does shoving someone in a Santa suit and forcing lap sitting build camaraderie among a group of different people?

Whatever. Kill the fucking kaiju next time and there won't be any split decisions.]

Don't be one at all, dumbass. [RIP Yato for always finding some way to be called a loser. Katsuki even called his classmates losers because they weren't dating. What a jerk. He trusts the god to handle his marriage well. Yato might be a moron at times, but his emotions and efforts are genuine. If Hiyori's put up with him this long, she knows what she's getting into with him.

He will throttle him... and whoever tried pushing their shit wants on someone else's wedding.]

Why does it matter what I think? You're marrying her.

[intertwinedfates]

[It is rather dubious as to how crap like the Santa-sitting and mistletoe (if they're still blaming it on them) could help rebuild the trust and bonds between their various groups among the Outsiders. Especially when it wasn't them who got the location wrong. It's more their trust in LILITH itself that needs work at this point, meaning they need to shape up and get their shit together. Here's to hoping, anyway.]

Right, right, heh... [When you're good, you're good. Besides, being seen as something of a bumbling idiot is kind of his thing anymore. Doesn't mean he's a total moron, though; he has a good sense of decency and a kind heart when it counts.

Leave it to Katsuki, though, heh.]

Yeah, I know. But I want you two to be friends!

[Because he's just a big sap like that.]

[blastedass]

[If Yato wants to keep playing the fool for his own entertainment and the ease of others, he's more than welcome to. Katsuki's going to keep treating him like a moron, even if he knows the guy's a lot smarter (with deeper issues) than he comes off. Along with that big heart of his. He's a good guy and Katsuki knows it.

Perhaps it's not the same as the infamous "hero's fine" that Denji calls Katsuki and other hero types out on when they're hiding their struggles. But he trusts Yato to know when to draw a line.]

Does she call people in the dead of night half-drunk too?

[Because that's still a thing right now and fuck if it's a good friend-making trait.]

[intertwinedfates]

[That works for Yato - it's a nice, comfortable thing they've got going between them; no need to shake it up with sappiness or their (his) issues. So long as Katsuki knows he's not a total hopeless idiot and trusts him enough to rely on him, all is well in Yato's book.]

Eh? Oh-- No, no way...! Uh, er, it is late, isn't it? I should probably let you sleep, huh? Um, have a good night and sleep well...? Hehe...

[At least as well as he can given SOME IDIOT woke him up to chat in the middle of the night.]

[blastedass]

[He's welcome to bring up his issues and Katsuki will advise him the same way he does for others. Tell him to shut up and gripe about why he came to him, or tell him bluntly what he thinks he should do. Probably in harsher language than necessary, but whatever. Yato knows him well enough to get the message. Katsuki's seen the person under the god's usual exterior and that's the person he tends to talk to when advising him. He's a reliable friend.]

Uh-huh. [In that very pointed sarcasm sort of way. Very late. Should've let him sleep All Night, you know.] You're on water for the rest of the night. Otherwise, I'm gonna be worse than your fucking hangover.

[Not that Yato gets major ones, being a god and all. Look, immortality aside, he's still got the rest of his divine attributes. Some maybe toned down, but not gone.]

[intertwinedfates]

[That's why Katsuki is one of his most favorite people: he's there if Yato needs an ear, able to give advice however tough, and yet he's not one to be unnecessarily cruel or overly soft when doing so. Added to the fact Katsuki knows him on a deeper level than most everyone here and he's truly someone that can be counted on in a pinch.]

Got it~ No more booze or bothering for me. I don't wanna risk your wrath, hehe... [He's certain punishment would be swift and painful, that's for sure.]

[blastedass]

[Well, this is the guy Yato asked to be his best man. Guess he'll be looking up wedding crap tomorrow and grumbling about it while doing his part to make everything great. That's the kind of person he is.]

Too late.

[He's also gonna kill Yato tomorrow too. Smoking outline in the wall. That or wake him up when he's sleeping.

But for now-

Hanging the fuck up.]