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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

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CHARACTER NAME

Katsuki Bakugō

CIVILIAN NAME

Shōri Bakudan

TEAM

EVERLIGHT 💥

HOUSING NUMBER

008

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[gimu]

positivity.







and i wanted to.

[blastedass]

you're a sap, dumbass.

[gimu]

yes, so i am. and you are very good. such is life.

[blastedass]

[...]

you're drunk, aren't you.

[gimu]

i am not. should i be?

[blastedass]

YOU ALREADY ARE!!

[gimu]

could a drunk man think all these thoughts so clearly? experimentation says “not really”.

[blastedass]

some people are talkative as fuck when they're drunk.

[gimu]

maybe i am talkative as fuck when sober too, what then?

[blastedass]

[choso just said fuck.]

i've met you when you're sober. you're not that talkative.

[gimu]

[ if bakugo uses it as a form of emphasis then so too can choso. monkey see, monkey swear. ]

using the mouth is troublesome.
using the brain words is infinitely quicker.

[blastedass]

[is yuji going to upbraid him for teaching his brother to swear?]

when do you have trouble using your mouth?

[gimu]

[ how long will it take before choso drops a fresh f-bomb into yuji's hands? only the gods know. ]

when i don't want to bother.

[blastedass]

[yuji's gonna know exactly where choso learned it from...]

you're not dead from your injuries, huh.

[gimu]

i like to think that i am very hard to kill. the bites were the easiest of all the injuries i've had until now.

you did a very good job in staying alive, too. i'm very glad.

[blastedass]

i'm not gonna die to a few fucking grubs or a giant ass shitworm!

[gimu]

i know. if you did, i would have to bring you back through nefarious means so everyone else could yell at you for it.

[blastedass]

if i die, i'll kick my own ass back to life!

[...]

what kind of nefarious means?

[gimu]

i have no clue. i’m not a necromancer.

but i’ll find a way, surely.

[blastedass]

can they reanimate dead people in your world?

[gimu]

yes, but with caveats. i am just one example.

if we necromance you, i think keeping cursed energy as far away from the process as possible is the best course of action. i would hate to turn you into a curse.

[blastedass]

you were dead before?

[Somehow he doubts that... but explain, Choso.]

if it meant coming back to life and being a hero, i'll be a curse.

[gimu]

you could say that.
our mother never managed to carry us to term, so i wasn’t really alive in any sense, but i was still there.

[ he must… consider it, that determination. he must heft it up, must examine the weight of it where the words press into him. even if meant being cursed. a curse. even then. ]

i have underestimated you. forgive me. i will give reanimation a better look with renewed eyes.

[blastedass]

you were stillborn? or were you taken out and kept in stasis?

[the first is death. the second is alive even if underdeveloped... it's disturbing either way.]

I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING DIE!!

[gimu]

the end result for us all was abortion at the hands of our father. so, the latter. the details are lost, but in the process we were made into cursed objects. i think that had been the intention from the very start.

[ casually, conversationally, like the fact he was never meant to 'live' in the traditional sense isn't half as strange to him as it ought to be. ]

that's the spirit. i really don't want to learn whatever that's going to have to take to undo an entire demise.