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Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight

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CHARACTER NAME

Katsuki Bakugō

CIVILIAN NAME

Shōri Bakudan

TEAM

EVERLIGHT 💥

HOUSING NUMBER

008

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Comments

text; @CURSE - 06-24-78

[gimu]

hello bakugo.

you’re a really hard worker. good job.

[blastedass]

are you playing truth or dare again?

[gimu]

no? should i be?

[blastedass]

then what was that for?

[gimu]

positivity.







and i wanted to.

[blastedass]

you're a sap, dumbass.

[gimu]

yes, so i am. and you are very good. such is life.

[blastedass]

[...]

you're drunk, aren't you.

[gimu]

i am not. should i be?

[blastedass]

YOU ALREADY ARE!!

[gimu]

could a drunk man think all these thoughts so clearly? experimentation says “not really”.

[blastedass]

some people are talkative as fuck when they're drunk.

[gimu]

maybe i am talkative as fuck when sober too, what then?

[blastedass]

[choso just said fuck.]

i've met you when you're sober. you're not that talkative.

[gimu]

[ if bakugo uses it as a form of emphasis then so too can choso. monkey see, monkey swear. ]

using the mouth is troublesome.
using the brain words is infinitely quicker.

[blastedass]

[is yuji going to upbraid him for teaching his brother to swear?]

when do you have trouble using your mouth?

[gimu]

[ how long will it take before choso drops a fresh f-bomb into yuji's hands? only the gods know. ]

when i don't want to bother.

[blastedass]

[yuji's gonna know exactly where choso learned it from...]

you're not dead from your injuries, huh.

[gimu]

i like to think that i am very hard to kill. the bites were the easiest of all the injuries i've had until now.

you did a very good job in staying alive, too. i'm very glad.

[blastedass]

i'm not gonna die to a few fucking grubs or a giant ass shitworm!

[gimu]

i know. if you did, i would have to bring you back through nefarious means so everyone else could yell at you for it.

[blastedass]

if i die, i'll kick my own ass back to life!

[...]

what kind of nefarious means?

[gimu]

i have no clue. i’m not a necromancer.

but i’ll find a way, surely.

[blastedass]

can they reanimate dead people in your world?

[gimu]

yes, but with caveats. i am just one example.

if we necromance you, i think keeping cursed energy as far away from the process as possible is the best course of action. i would hate to turn you into a curse.