[One of the woes of being an immortal god is that time is relative. Sure the sun goes up and down, but often it matters precious little when you don't have a schedule. Hence why Yato figured it'd be a good idea to give Bakugo a call several hours before a normal person might wake up.]
Huh? Nooooo, you can't do that! Not yet anyways. I'll let you know when you can, okay? But first I gotta huuuuuuuuge favor to ask you!
[That's right. He called now to ask for something. Can he really get more dumb than this...]
[just this. Why couldn't he have texted it so Bakugo could ignore it until morning? How the fuck Yato doesn't have a schedule is beyond him. Dark is for sleeping. Light is for doing shit. Like talking. Or whatever this shit is. Killing soon enough. Denji might laugh at Bakugo getting a taste of his own medicine, but that's for the half-devil to deal with. Bakugo's trying not to wake him up with Yato's bullcrap.]
[Texting was far too impersonal for such an important ask in this case. Hence the call! He just... should've picked a better time. And preferably not after he'd had a drink or two too many. But his nerves needed the boost. If only there was something that boosted brainpower, too, he might have taken that as well. As is, it's just a drunk god assaulting Bakugo's head at an ungodly hour.]
Is it? [He sounds surprised by this. Last he checked, it was just getting dark out!] Oh. ....oh. Ah-- Well, you're up now, so it's all good, right??
[Should've. This is Yato's last worldly request, so he'd better make it good. What the fuck?! He's drinking too?! THIS GUY DRUNK DIALED HIM FOR A SLURRY FAVOR AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?! HE'S GONNA WRING HIS SCRAWNY NECK WITH HIS OWN GODDAMN SCARF AND STAKE HIS BOW UP HIS FUCKING ASS FOR THIS!!
He's switching this to a thought-only transaction because otherwise he'd be screaming at Yato and wake Denji up.]
LOOK AT THE GODDAMN TIME BEFORE YOU CALL SOMEONE!! YOU BETTER BE DEAD OR DYING OVER THERE!! SP0IT IT OUT OR I'M HANGING UP!!
[At least it'll be a worthwhile one in his books. Perhaps not quite so much once he's spinning like a weather vane on his bow for all to see, but what can you do now that the deed has been done? He's awakened the Bakugo monster, now he has to live with the consequences.
It may be audio, but there's a slight shift in Yato's tone after being scolded; he's a touch more sober and definitely focusing harder on communicating in a more succinct manner. There may be a bit of mumbling from him trying to apologize ala hands pressed firmly together against his mouth.]
Right! Right! I gotcha! ...guess I should've noted it was AM rather than PM, huh...
Anyway!! You see, me an' Hiyori are gonna be getting married here in a few months' time, and while we've got Eresh as maid of honor and Vash for a bridesmaid - don't ask, it's what he wanted - and I've got an idea for an officiator, there's still one important role that's left to be filled and I was kind wondering and hoping you might deign to do me the honor of being my best man??
[The real question's going to be whether he learns from this or not. Bakugo rubs the side of his face as he sits up in bed, trying not to dislodge the pair of arms clinging to his stomach. Fuck, and he'd been so comfortable too. Sound asleep. Yato's gonna pay for this dearly.
At least that shocked some stupid alcohol out of him. Bastard. Bakugo should've clicked out the second he heard his lisp. He's not such a nice guy as to help someone who shot himself in the foot. But... he is a hero. Unfortunately at times like this. Great. Yeah, that apology counts for shit.]
Why... why the fuck's Undercut a bridesmaid. He's not a girl. [Ugh, goddammit, Vash. He better not say he wants to wear a dress or some bullshit like that. Yato's listing off shit and he has a feeling what's coming. Honestly, does the god thinking waking someone up to ask him to do THIS is a good idea?
... Bakugo's been to one or two weddings before, always as an audience. Being in the actual ceremony? Great, Yato lands on something the hero doesn't have a clue how to do. It leaves him blinking, both in surprise and embarrassment. And kinda touched Yato would even ask him, but that's unsaid.]
This couldn't have waited. [Is that a question or a statement. Who knows. He drags his hand down his visage. Be Yato's best man. After he threatened to kill the guy. That works.] I'm not wearing a shitty tie.
[He proooobably will? Bakugo's very good at teaching lessons, even over the network. His fury is just that inspiring, honestly. And frankly the threat of Doom looming over Yato's head has an impressive sobering effect on him.
Yeah, maybe it would've been the more sensible thing to have noped on out of the conversation from the moment Yato spoke, but now that they're both committed to the discussion, where is there to go from here but up? One hopes. And he'll apologize properly later, likely with a gift of some sort. Bakugo can expect a treat of some sort later this week.]
Dunno. I think it's the flowers. They're rare where he's from, I gather. [Strangely (or perhaps not, knowing who's involved), Yato didn't think to ask for clarification on the whys. He's more worried about the current dilemma and what'll happen if his request is denied. He'll probably cry, most likely, the idiot.
It's out of the blue and a big favor, hence the liquid courage. But truthfully there's nobody better he could ask than someone like Bakugo who always has his back both emotionally and physically. Who's been supportive from day one without mincing words or coddling him. Someone trustworthy. Honorable.]
I.. guess it could've. Should've. But I was so afraid you'd say no... [Although in hindsight, picking a more opportune time to ask would've increased his chances exponentially.
And yet it's not a negative that he gets...! That response is enough to immediately brighten Yato's face and voice, to the point he almost starts yammering again.] Of course! Whatever you want!! You can even come dressed however you like, if you prefer your hero getup! I don't mind!
[He's just happy enough having him there, truthfully.]
[And all the times he's yelled at Yato over the network and gone to bed on time hasn't taught Yato Bakugo values his sleep? Slow learner. But lucky for him, asking the blonde to be his best man kind of dropkicks his irritation a few levels, leaving Bakugo a bit flushed and awkward over the connection.
Who the hell asks that?! He knew Yato was getting married, but best man is very important! And he's asking him to... well... fuck that's a rare thing. Best men usually stand there beside/behind the groom and wait, witnessing the entire event, right? Dammit, now he's brain's awake and he was hoping to go back to sleep!
Bakugo runs his hand through his hair, floofing it up in a weird bedhead that's somehow wilder than normal. He wouldn't have a problem telling someone "no" to being their best man, but that's if he didn't know them well enough. And if he didn't know them, why the fuck would they ask?! Yato's not shallow like that. The only reason he's asking is... tch...
Damn Bakami. He's angry because he's kind of happy right now. Ugh, the worst.]
Yeah but does he know a bridesmaid is a girl? [Vash might've just heard "flowers" and went "YAY" to accept. He isn't aware of normal human traditions. Ren probably never got to fucking marriage with her son. Damn, does he tell Vash or let him do it? Probably B. Vash has a lot of friends and they likely won't care that he's a bridesmaid. Bakugo doesn't want to be that guy and ruin his fun.] Never mind. He can do what he wants.
[Anyways, back to his own commitment. Hearing Yato break into a grin across the connection is kinda cute. He makes the corner of his mouth quirk up a little. Such an excitable guy. Bakugo's not a dick enough to decline.]
Shut up. I'll wear a damn suit. [He's not gonna tromp up there a look like an idiot in his hero costume. Maybe in his world, that would be cool, but in this one, nope!] You're gonna announce this later?
[Written invitations are more traditional, personal, and private, but considering the Outsiders and the base, Yato could just as easily invite everyone over the network. Generate a lot of chatter, but would it cheapen the special? He has no idea. Leave it up to Yato.]
[Very slow learner. But he tends to get there! Look how many tries it took for him to grasp that his public Hiyori worship was out of control. But he got there! And now he's learning how to not irritate Bakugo in the morning at unholy hours.
Having only viewed a few weddings from a distance, Yato's grasp of what each person's role does tends to be rather limited. But he knows best man is the groom's most honored assistant, and for that there was only one person in mind to be his, explosions or no.
He knows it means entrusting the rings to him during the ceremony, which - for a god who tends to be perpetually broke - is a massive show of faith. That it likely includes other duties he isn't even aware of means he'll be counting on Bakugo immensely to help make the event a good one.
It's proof that Yato sees him as something of a best friend, really. Not that he's gonna say as much. Too much sap for them.]
Not sure! Guess we better ask him that first before he commits himself to the idea. Though he did kinda rock a dress that one time. [So if he wants to go ahead and dress the part, who is he to argue? They're in a weird situation anyway, being away from home and a mortal marrying a god. They can buck a few more rules without worry.] Heh, yeah. I'll check just in case, at some point.
[For saying that he'll even go for a suit makes Yato even more delighted, and the giddy clapping he does comes over the connection. Sometimes it is like dealing with a kid. So easily pleased.] Oh boy! Thanks Katsuki! You're the best!
[He nods, momentarily forgetting they're audio-only. Then there's a soft "whoops" and a laugh.] Uh huh! We're still deciding on a solid date, but we're in agreement on telling everyone once our close friends all know.
[He has no clue that things are traditionally done via written invitation rather than word of mouth, so between that and the more advanced world they're in, it sorta makes sense if their invites are digital or audio. He's already did kinda blab to people before confirming it with Hiyori, but that's Yato for you. Overeager and excitable.]
thank denji for making bakugo get dressy for some fancy dinners
[Learn more. Live longer. Bakugo will likely be looking up "grooms man" tomorrow to start researching his role and what to do during the wedding. He'll go over things with Yato closer to the date, making sure he's perfectly prepared and won't fuck anything up for his friend. Except wear a tie. A new suit, fine, but he's not putting that damn noose on.
Yato's trust in and feelings about their relationship isn't lost on him with the request. Bakugo's not even yelling at him anymore as he lies back in bed and lets the quiet warmth of this development wander across his mind and face. Ignoring the last part, dammit. He'll do everything he can to return the sentiments.]
You ask him. You should've told him when you talked to him. [Don't bring up that shitty dress fiasco!] That was a bullshit stunt and you know it!
[Ugh, no one should be shoved into a dress and held prisoner in it. Bakugo rues that day forever. Another reason he's glad he never got that stupid style chip implant. Vash is more than welcome to hold flowers or have one pinned to his lapel if he wears a suit. But... whatever, that's Yato's business. Vash should at least be told and then he can make his own decision.]
Tch. Make sure you tell everyone the dress code, theme, and color coordination if you have one. [Something Yato also needs to keep in mind as he and Hiyori plan the event. Weddings can be extravagant as fuck or as simple as crap.
Eh, considering they all live together, written invitations aren't really necessary anyways.]
[Something they'll both have to do, honestly, but thankfully there's plenty of time for that along with sussing out the details of attire and such. Although he's gotta love that a tie is where Bakugo draws the line in life.
Even in his slightly inebriated stupor, Yato's taken note of how the threats of violence and yelling have slowed to a dull roar. He hopes that's a good indication that Bakugo has taken the offer of best man for what it is: an expression of the the trust and value in their friendship. He knows that if there's anyone in Neo Tokyo he can count on, it's him.]
Hehe, yeah, maybe, but I can't say I haven't been there. [Because he has, quite deliberately. During his more egregious time stalking Hiyori so she wouldn't forget him.] But a funny one, you gotta admit!
[Somehow Yato got off scot-free with his style chip implant sadly, so he doesn't quite know the plight of being trapped in one's own attire. As for Vash's get-up, well, that's something they'll have to talk about. As a free spirit, Yato has no moral qualms about people wearing what they wanna wear. It's all good in his book.]
Oooh, gotcha. Yeah, the theme is going to be 'flower viewing' since we're aiming for a spring wedding, and I was thinking maybe light grey suits for us guys. It'll go well with the light pinks and blues representing Hiyori an' me. [This part he's put a surprising amount of thought into, because it will reflect on Hiyori as well and this is supposed to be her big day.
He'll save the fancy paper invitations for when they actually have a date set. Saves money that way.]
[He ended up wearing a tie in the last month or so of school before the war happened, but beyond that... Why the hell does a guy have to be considered presentable only after he's threatened to choke himself with some fucking silk?!
Yeah, he's accepted the best man offer with more seriousness than another kind of request Yato might've pulled. Something else would've ended up with "shut up" and *click* with sleep following. This one's gonna have him awake for a bit longer after hanging up. Kicking Yato's ass tomorrow for waking him up, and keeping him up, is gonna feel good.]
I don't wanna know. [Heading that off before the god regales him in a drunken stupor.] Like hell it was funny! That shit's gross!
[Boy's clothes, Girl's clothes! Mixing them is fucked up! Yeah, plenty of clothes are unisex, but there's still a difference! If anything, it should be a choice, not forced on someone with no shit given to preference.]
Hanami, huh. [Fitting for the spring. The sakura should be out once more. Last year the flowering trees ended up making people feel woozy, with some questionable side effects. Probably some similar shit will happen this year.] Not bad. You should go with off white as backdrop decor.
[Curtains, tablecloth, undershirts. Help bring the small pops of pastel pink and blue. Do NOT do white for the trail leading to the altar. It's tempting, but unless you're gonna roll it out immediately preceding the bride's walk, there'll be footprints on it. Or make it a thick carpet and ensure everyone's shoes are clean if they're gonna walk on it.
Yeah, this isn't Bakugo channeling his parents who work in fashion and design vocations.]
Last year, the blooms affected people weirdly. If you're gonna have this outside, you should try to ventilate the area.
sometimes you have to put your back into it for what matters
[Wow, he actually did wear it for a little while?? Shocking... Not that Yato can blame him for having that kind of attitude towards the little scrap of fabric - it can give you a devil of a time. One of the reasons he favors a scarf over anything more formal and fancy. He'd be fine with no neckwear if that suits Bakugo. He wants everyone to be happy, after all.
I mean, fair enough. Yato fully deserves to have his ass handed to him on a platter for this stunt, even if the actual request is a worthwhile, sincere one. He needs to learn some manners when it comes to bothering other people! And the best way to do that is an ass-kicking of the highest order.]
Aw... you're so serious sometimes, Katsukiiii... [Yeah, still drunk, in case he was wondering.] But fine. Dropping that.
[He knows when he's reached the point of irking Bakugo by now, at least somewhat while drunk. Besides, if Bakugo has a problem should Vash want to wear a dress, they can take it up with each other.]
Uh huh. [Because the sakura trees hold so many special meanings to them both. More than he'll likely ever tell anyone, so it's fitting to add another special occasion to the list. He doesn't have any idea about the weird effects, though. It's never come up.] Oooh, yeah. Gotcha gotcha~ Making a note of that now!
[Bakugo's so smart, even when it comes to color coordination! There seems to be precious little he can't do, really. This is why Yato wants him as best man. He hits upon points that would fly under Yato's radar until the last moment, when it would be too late to correct them. Oh boy... This is gonna be the best wedding ever...!
So slick, Bakugo! Making use of the knowledge you've gained dear old mom and dad!]
Huh? Really? Dammit... it'd suck if that happens again. Thanks for the heads up. We'll need to see if anyone has some kind of wind powers or something and might be able to help stir the air to keep it from becoming stagnant.
[There was a special reason for him beginning to wear it. He's not gonna get into that. Too long a story. Too heavy a topic. Bakugo doesn't mind scarves. Hates the cold enough to put up with wrapping it. Better than a stupid tie.]
When the hell did you get on first name basis...
[That's more muttered to himself than any real chiding. It's not like he's told Yato to stop. Tch. Bastard. At least he's not using "Kacchan" like Kaminari and Midoriya.
Irked as he is, Bakugo's also awake. He'll get back to sleep easily enough once he's thought of things enough. As for Vash in a dress, he's not gonna have a problem with it. Definitely gonna taunt him for it when they meet up, but beyond general dickishness, nothing mean spirited. STILL... mention it at least. Sheesh. Vash simply might not know.]
The months without kaiju attacks seem to always have some stupid occurrence or event happen. [He's been here a year; a veteran who hasn't figured out that pattern yet is an idiot. It's not as if Bakugo wants to detract from Yato's wedding. Rather, to make it the best he can, he drops the warning in case. Something for the god to juggle in his thoughts. There's no promise or telling if such a blossoming event will take place this year, but... better prepared.]
You can use fans and mesh tents if you need to compromise.
[Ah... Like that is it, huh. Yeah, Yato knows how that goes. Like why he names every single one of his shinki with the -ne suffix. It's a deeply personal story he shares with no one.]
Eh? Oh! Huh, I wonder... [Christmas. It was Christmas that did it for him. He may still call him Bakugo in public and to his face, but he can't help thinking of him as "Katsuki" sometimes now. It's a nice name, one that using gives him warm fuzzies from know they're friends. He doesn't typically do nicknames unless it's derogatory, like how he calls Bishmon "skank" despite them being drinking buddies now.
But yeah, so long as there's no actual fights going on at their wedding, he's good with anything, truthfully. He just wants everyone to enjoy themselves while honoring Hiyori as best he can. To that end, whatever she says, goes. If everyone were demanded to be in a dress, they'd be in dresses! (Thankfully Hiyori isn't that kind of girl.)]
Oh really? I mean, I guess it makes sense that after a lull, something is bound to happen to make up for it. [The warning is greatly appreciated, as he has no way of knowing what spring may bring. With luck, any strange happenings will be tame or avoidable to a degree. If not, best to be prepared, yeah.]
Oooh, good idea! Writing that down, too~ [He is, both recording it to the ocular's version of a notepad and to the physical one he has sitting in his lap.]
[That wasn't a question he was asking to answer, dammit. Whatever. Only a few people in his life call him Katsuki or Kacchan. They usually earn it or grab it. Apart from blasting a hole in their stomach, there's little Bakugo can do to stop them. Ultimately it ends up not being a big deal. Yato's earned his tolerance.
Bakugo's never much liked the few weddings he's been to. From the forced stuffy dress to not really knowing the people getting hitched to his mother and father's romance blooming all over again during the ceremony... Gross. At least the food tends to be good. If somewhat bland to his liking. Whoever had a spicy wedding?]
Tch. It's a pattern in this stupid place. [Normally life doesn't work nearly that routinely, but for whatever reason, Neo Tokyo experiences wave after wave of attack, then event, then attack, then event. He expects another kaiju sometime next month. Last year, he'd been raring to go for his first kaiju fight, so fucking impatient over having to wait and wait. This year, however... Battle scars run deep.]
You could ask other Outsiders if they have planning experience. [He would've mentioned one, but considering she did Wriothesley's funeral, Bakugo doesn't want to bring the topic to bear on Yato's happy night.]
[What do you expect from a slightly inebriated god? At least he didn't launch into a long-winded, gushing explanation of why. That he might have done if he was sober, actually. Thankfully Yato doesn't know about "Kacchan" or else he would definitely pick that up for special occasions. It's so cute...!
Bakugo's distaste for weddings is understandable for all the reasons given, though Yato hopes his own will be one of the more enjoyable affairs he attends. He's even open to his guests voicing their input so perhaps he can prepare a party all will find to their liking. If Bakugo prefers spicy food, that can easily be arranged, after all.]
Yeah, I'm starting to notice that... [From the way the kaiju show up every other month with happenings in between. The lull over the holidays has been somewhat nerve-wracking, truth be told. Like waiting for the other shoe to drop. Leaves him on edge and that makes sleep a bit more difficult.]
Oh that's a good idea, too...! Someone's bound to at least have done a little event organizing. [Ah, yeah... Definitely don't want to bother her if that's the last thing she's worked on, for sure...]
Yato's wedding already has three things going for it. One, Bakugo knows the person getting married. Two, his parents aren't here to slobber all over each other's faces. Three, he's not gonna have to wear a tie. Who knows what the food and after party are going to be like.
And no, he's not going to put his personal preference in on Yato's wedding menu. That's a shit thing to do.]
Nothing we can do about it. [Show up, kick the kaiju's ass, and deal with the fallout while some weird event happens as they recover from travel or injury. Bakugo also got antsy during the holidays, expecting something to blow up in their faces, but nothing did, and he ultimately realized it was going to be a quiet month to rest. Finally. He got plenty of good sleep. For reasons that started with D.]
Aa. Ask your girlfriend. Girls always have networks. [Look at him, being stereotypical to teenage girls. Though he'd be lying if he thought Ereshkigal would be against planning a wedding. She'd probably be happy to do something uplifting and help remove the dour shadow over her skills. Wriothesley wouldn't want them to mourn him forever.]
[Hurray for Yato's wedding turning out to be something that Bakugo might possibly be able to enjoy, then! The last thing the god wants is for any of his guests, especially one as special as Bakugo, to be uncomfortable or unhappy during the celebrations.]
True. Just gotta plow through it. [In a way, falling into this kind of routine is at least somewhat comfortable in its predictability, aside from the holiday lull proving almost more stressful than a kaiju month itself. But if that's something that happens every year, then at least they should know by now? Even if it's somewhat upsetting to think about being here for a whole extra year...]
Really? Huh, I guess you're right... She definitely had friends to rely on back home. She probably has a bunch here, too. [He's not wrong in this case, at least. Besides, it's meant to be a day for Hiyori, so getting her friends in on the planning and organizing would be ideal compared to Yato himself trying to handle everything alone. And the more people they can involve, hopefully they'll be able to share their happiness with them. Heavens know they all could use some positivity, even now after all those months ago.]
[He griped about going to the meal/speech portion of a hero support gear convention on a floating island. Aka: even if he's having fun, it's rare he's actually going to show it. Might even look uncomfortable when he's not really. Just one of the perks of having a bad case of RBF.
Yato's not wrong about comfort in rhythm. Unfortunately it's so damn destructive, it can't get "boring" in its existence. Contrary, it's frustrating this pattern's formed and nothing seems to change upstairs. There should be better prediction, better preparation. Sitting around and waiting each time fucking sucks. Bakugo shoves the thoughts aside, not wanting them to ruin a far more entertaining topic. If it weren't so damn late at night...]
Make sure you discuss your decisions with her. If you two can't agree on something, work it out. [Probably use wedding planning as some kind of practice exam for how compatible they are. Or something. He doesn't know; weddings were never big in his life.
Just make sure there aren't too many cooks in the proverbial kitchen. Above all, this is Yato and Hiyori's wedding. Everyone else needs to understand and accept that before agreeing to help in any way.]
[Haha... Well, as long as he's actually enjoying himself despite what he's showing outwardly, then it's all good. Not everyone needs to be so transparently happy as people like Yato himself. Even the RBFs are welcome.
All points he can't and doesn't want to argue, honestly. Especially since their time in Seoul, things have been way too crazy in a bad sort of way. It often feels like they're not making any progress at all, if not flat out failing and falling behind by letting people get hurt, even if they don't mean to. But ah well... What can they do but continue trying?]
Will do~ Can't have me deciding everything only to find out it doesn't appeal to her. [It'll be a good testament to how well they can problem solve and work together, that's for sure. It's a big undertaking, wedding planning. So no shame in getting help, though he's right about too many cooks being a potential problem. Yato's the sort who wants to please everyone, so he has to keep in mind the most important person of all: Hiyori.]
[That's basically what happens. Growls, scowls, goes back home, lies in bed, calls it stupid... then rolls over and admits it wasn't that bad as he relaxes. Yato can be be happy for a million people. Katsuki's gonna be himself.
Yeah, his confidence was shaken hard in Seoul, both his trust in LILITH's ability to direct them successfully and his own faith in the correct decision of the Outsiders. They were different, but unified with varying thoughts until then. After Seoul, however, now a major chasm splits them, those who wanted to stay and those who wanted to chase. Eternally available for comment and dragging up in word and thought. Romania didn't help matters either, their security ripped away by kidnapping and helplessness, followed by a divide between those who killed and those who didn't.
And that's not even mentioning progress. One more monster down, another one takes its place. But if there's any silver lining, it's that they're not getting calls screamed at them every week about kaiju showing up all over the world. So that's... something. One every other months is better than getting blitzed.
Anyways. He can bitch about that to Yato another time.]
No shit. Starting your marriage out at odds is for losers. [Plus preferences and likes, though if you don't know that about someone already, you probably shouldn't be getting married. Holy fuck, NO YATO! Don't please anyone but your wife and yourself when it comes to your wedding, dammit! If Katsuki gets a mere whiff of Yato wanting to change something cause some shitty extra doesn't like it, he's going to have the god against the wall.
[Those months definitely did a number to the unity of their teams, that's for damned sure. Perhaps that's why it seems like LILITH is intent on putting them through these team-building exercises in an effort to repair the damage that's been done from their mistakes. Whether it actually works or not remains to be seen, but hopefully it won't hurt any. They need to get their act together if they're to continue facing off against the kaiju as a unified group.
But yeah. Better a steady trickle of kaiju than a huge flood the fuckers. The former they can handle, the latter... Not so much.]
And I definitely don't want to be a loser in that way, heh. [Thankfully he's got a pretty damn good idea of what Hiyori likes and doesn't like already, so that's not a problem overall. Though Katsuki might have to throttle him a bit if he gets wind of Yato being a bit of a pushover regarding his own wedding. He's just dumb like that sometimes. Idiot god, indeed.]
I think you'll like her. She's sensible and has a good head on her shoulders. You'll have to tell me what you think once you guys do meet.
[They can shove off with their stupid team building exercises. They acted on the information provided and LILITH was the one who guided them to the wrong fucking location! But excuses are for losers and Katsuki rarely accepts them, outside his usual boisterous nature and childish denials. He took the loss hard, but doesn't see LILITH's invasive bullcrap as much help in making the team work better. How the fuck does shoving someone in a Santa suit and forcing lap sitting build camaraderie among a group of different people?
Whatever. Kill the fucking kaiju next time and there won't be any split decisions.]
Don't be one at all, dumbass. [RIP Yato for always finding some way to be called a loser. Katsuki even called his classmates losers because they weren't dating. What a jerk. He trusts the god to handle his marriage well. Yato might be a moron at times, but his emotions and efforts are genuine. If Hiyori's put up with him this long, she knows what she's getting into with him.
He will throttle him... and whoever tried pushing their shit wants on someone else's wedding.]
Why does it matter what I think? You're marrying her.
[It is rather dubious as to how crap like the Santa-sitting and mistletoe (if they're still blaming it on them) could help rebuild the trust and bonds between their various groups among the Outsiders. Especially when it wasn't them who got the location wrong. It's more their trust in LILITH itself that needs work at this point, meaning they need to shape up and get their shit together. Here's to hoping, anyway.]
Right, right, heh... [When you're good, you're good. Besides, being seen as something of a bumbling idiot is kind of his thing anymore. Doesn't mean he's a total moron, though; he has a good sense of decency and a kind heart when it counts.
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blastedass) wrote2020-08-08 04:37 pm
he has... idot's gonna idiot
Huh? Nooooo, you can't do that! Not yet anyways. I'll let you know when you can, okay? But first I gotta huuuuuuuuge favor to ask you!
[That's right. He called now to ask for something. Can he really get more dumb than this...]
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It's the asscrack of night, you braindead freak!
[The most hushed shout ever.]
I mean, fair??
Is it? [He sounds surprised by this. Last he checked, it was just getting dark out!] Oh. ....oh. Ah-- Well, you're up now, so it's all good, right??
[It doesn't work like that, Yato...]
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He's switching this to a thought-only transaction because otherwise he'd be screaming at Yato and wake Denji up.]
LOOK AT THE GODDAMN TIME BEFORE YOU CALL SOMEONE!!
YOU BETTER BE DEAD OR DYING OVER THERE!!
SP0IT IT OUT OR I'M HANGING UP!!
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It may be audio, but there's a slight shift in Yato's tone after being scolded; he's a touch more sober and definitely focusing harder on communicating in a more succinct manner. There may be a bit of mumbling from him trying to apologize ala hands pressed firmly together against his mouth.]
Right! Right! I gotcha! ...guess I should've noted it was AM rather than PM, huh...
Anyway!! You see, me an' Hiyori are gonna be getting married here in a few months' time, and while we've got Eresh as maid of honor and Vash for a bridesmaid - don't ask, it's what he wanted - and I've got an idea for an officiator, there's still one important role that's left to be filled and I was kind wondering and hoping you might deign to do me the honor of being my best man??
[Good thing he's not rambling anymore.]
dawww ... so not fair
At least that shocked some stupid alcohol out of him. Bastard. Bakugo should've clicked out the second he heard his lisp. He's not such a nice guy as to help someone who shot himself in the foot. But... he is a hero. Unfortunately at times like this. Great. Yeah, that apology counts for shit.]
Why... why the fuck's Undercut a bridesmaid. He's not a girl. [Ugh, goddammit, Vash. He better not say he wants to wear a dress or some bullshit like that. Yato's listing off shit and he has a feeling what's coming. Honestly, does the god thinking waking someone up to ask him to do THIS is a good idea?
... Bakugo's been to one or two weddings before, always as an audience. Being in the actual ceremony? Great, Yato lands on something the hero doesn't have a clue how to do. It leaves him blinking, both in surprise and embarrassment. And kinda touched Yato would even ask him, but that's unsaid.]
This couldn't have waited. [Is that a question or a statement. Who knows. He drags his hand down his visage. Be Yato's best man. After he threatened to kill the guy. That works.] I'm not wearing a shitty tie.
haha sometimes you gotta cheat
Yeah, maybe it would've been the more sensible thing to have noped on out of the conversation from the moment Yato spoke, but now that they're both committed to the discussion, where is there to go from here but up? One hopes. And he'll apologize properly later, likely with a gift of some sort. Bakugo can expect a treat of some sort later this week.]
Dunno. I think it's the flowers. They're rare where he's from, I gather. [Strangely (or perhaps not, knowing who's involved), Yato didn't think to ask for clarification on the whys. He's more worried about the current dilemma and what'll happen if his request is denied. He'll probably cry, most likely, the idiot.
It's out of the blue and a big favor, hence the liquid courage. But truthfully there's nobody better he could ask than someone like Bakugo who always has his back both emotionally and physically. Who's been supportive from day one without mincing words or coddling him. Someone trustworthy. Honorable.]
I.. guess it could've. Should've. But I was so afraid you'd say no... [Although in hindsight, picking a more opportune time to ask would've increased his chances exponentially.
And yet it's not a negative that he gets...! That response is enough to immediately brighten Yato's face and voice, to the point he almost starts yammering again.] Of course! Whatever you want!! You can even come dressed however you like, if you prefer your hero getup! I don't mind!
[He's just happy enough having him there, truthfully.]
sucker punched him
Who the hell asks that?! He knew Yato was getting married, but best man is very important! And he's asking him to... well... fuck that's a rare thing. Best men usually stand there beside/behind the groom and wait, witnessing the entire event, right? Dammit, now he's brain's awake and he was hoping to go back to sleep!
Bakugo runs his hand through his hair, floofing it up in a weird bedhead that's somehow wilder than normal. He wouldn't have a problem telling someone "no" to being their best man, but that's if he didn't know them well enough. And if he didn't know them, why the fuck would they ask?! Yato's not shallow like that. The only reason he's asking is... tch...
Damn Bakami. He's angry because he's kind of happy right now. Ugh, the worst.]
Yeah but does he know a bridesmaid is a girl? [Vash might've just heard "flowers" and went "YAY" to accept. He isn't aware of normal human traditions. Ren probably never got to fucking marriage with her son. Damn, does he tell Vash or let him do it? Probably B. Vash has a lot of friends and they likely won't care that he's a bridesmaid. Bakugo doesn't want to be that guy and ruin his fun.] Never mind. He can do what he wants.
[Anyways, back to his own commitment. Hearing Yato break into a grin across the connection is kinda cute. He makes the corner of his mouth quirk up a little. Such an excitable guy. Bakugo's not a dick enough to decline.]
Shut up. I'll wear a damn suit. [He's not gonna tromp up there a look like an idiot in his hero costume. Maybe in his world, that would be cool, but in this one, nope!] You're gonna announce this later?
[Written invitations are more traditional, personal, and private, but considering the Outsiders and the base, Yato could just as easily invite everyone over the network. Generate a lot of chatter, but would it cheapen the special? He has no idea. Leave it up to Yato.]
who knew he had it in him
Having only viewed a few weddings from a distance, Yato's grasp of what each person's role does tends to be rather limited. But he knows best man is the groom's most honored assistant, and for that there was only one person in mind to be his, explosions or no.
He knows it means entrusting the rings to him during the ceremony, which - for a god who tends to be perpetually broke - is a massive show of faith. That it likely includes other duties he isn't even aware of means he'll be counting on Bakugo immensely to help make the event a good one.
It's proof that Yato sees him as something of a best friend, really. Not that he's gonna say as much. Too much sap for them.]
Not sure! Guess we better ask him that first before he commits himself to the idea. Though he did kinda rock a dress that one time. [So if he wants to go ahead and dress the part, who is he to argue? They're in a weird situation anyway, being away from home and a mortal marrying a god. They can buck a few more rules without worry.] Heh, yeah. I'll check just in case, at some point.
[For saying that he'll even go for a suit makes Yato even more delighted, and the giddy clapping he does comes over the connection. Sometimes it is like dealing with a kid. So easily pleased.] Oh boy! Thanks Katsuki! You're the best!
[He nods, momentarily forgetting they're audio-only. Then there's a soft "whoops" and a laugh.] Uh huh! We're still deciding on a solid date, but we're in agreement on telling everyone once our close friends all know.
[He has no clue that things are traditionally done via written invitation rather than word of mouth, so between that and the more advanced world they're in, it sorta makes sense if their invites are digital or audio. He's already did kinda blab to people before confirming it with Hiyori, but that's Yato for you. Overeager and excitable.]
thank denji for making bakugo get dressy for some fancy dinners
Yato's trust in and feelings about their relationship isn't lost on him with the request. Bakugo's not even yelling at him anymore as he lies back in bed and lets the quiet warmth of this development wander across his mind and face. Ignoring the last part, dammit. He'll do everything he can to return the sentiments.]
You ask him. You should've told him when you talked to him. [Don't bring up that shitty dress fiasco!] That was a bullshit stunt and you know it!
[Ugh, no one should be shoved into a dress and held prisoner in it. Bakugo rues that day forever. Another reason he's glad he never got that stupid style chip implant. Vash is more than welcome to hold flowers or have one pinned to his lapel if he wears a suit. But... whatever, that's Yato's business. Vash should at least be told and then he can make his own decision.]
Tch. Make sure you tell everyone the dress code, theme, and color coordination if you have one. [Something Yato also needs to keep in mind as he and Hiyori plan the event. Weddings can be extravagant as fuck or as simple as crap.
Eh, considering they all live together, written invitations aren't really necessary anyways.]
ty denji for cleaning this boy up!
Even in his slightly inebriated stupor, Yato's taken note of how the threats of violence and yelling have slowed to a dull roar. He hopes that's a good indication that Bakugo has taken the offer of best man for what it is: an expression of the the trust and value in their friendship. He knows that if there's anyone in Neo Tokyo he can count on, it's him.]
Hehe, yeah, maybe, but I can't say I haven't been there. [Because he has, quite deliberately. During his more egregious time stalking Hiyori so she wouldn't forget him.] But a funny one, you gotta admit!
[Somehow Yato got off scot-free with his style chip implant
sadly, so he doesn't quite know the plight of being trapped in one's own attire. As for Vash's get-up, well, that's something they'll have to talk about. As a free spirit, Yato has no moral qualms about people wearing what they wanna wear. It's all good in his book.]Oooh, gotcha. Yeah, the theme is going to be 'flower viewing' since we're aiming for a spring wedding, and I was thinking maybe light grey suits for us guys. It'll go well with the light pinks and blues representing Hiyori an' me. [This part he's put a surprising amount of thought into, because it will reflect on Hiyori as well and this is supposed to be her big day.
He'll save the fancy paper invitations for when they actually have a date set. Saves money that way.]
he fought for it...
Yeah, he's accepted the best man offer with more seriousness than another kind of request Yato might've pulled. Something else would've ended up with "shut up" and *click* with sleep following. This one's gonna have him awake for a bit longer after hanging up. Kicking Yato's ass tomorrow for waking him up, and keeping him up, is gonna feel good.]
I don't wanna know. [Heading that off before the god regales him in a drunken stupor.] Like hell it was funny! That shit's gross!
[Boy's clothes, Girl's clothes! Mixing them is fucked up! Yeah, plenty of clothes are unisex, but there's still a difference! If anything, it should be a choice, not forced on someone with no shit given to preference.]
Hanami, huh. [Fitting for the spring. The sakura should be out once more. Last year the flowering trees ended up making people feel woozy, with some questionable side effects. Probably some similar shit will happen this year.] Not bad. You should go with off white as backdrop decor.
[Curtains, tablecloth, undershirts. Help bring the small pops of pastel pink and blue. Do NOT do white for the trail leading to the altar. It's tempting, but unless you're gonna roll it out immediately preceding the bride's walk, there'll be footprints on it. Or make it a thick carpet and ensure everyone's shoes are clean if they're gonna walk on it.
Yeah, this isn't Bakugo channeling his parents who work in fashion and design vocations.]
Last year, the blooms affected people weirdly. If you're gonna have this outside, you should try to ventilate the area.
sometimes you have to put your back into it for what matters
I mean, fair enough. Yato fully deserves to have his ass handed to him on a platter for this stunt, even if the actual request is a worthwhile, sincere one. He needs to learn some manners when it comes to bothering other people! And the best way to do that is an ass-kicking of the highest order.]
Aw... you're so serious sometimes, Katsukiiii... [Yeah, still drunk, in case he was wondering.] But fine. Dropping that.
[He knows when he's reached the point of irking Bakugo by now, at least somewhat while drunk. Besides, if Bakugo has a problem should Vash want to wear a dress, they can take it up with each other.]
Uh huh. [Because the sakura trees hold so many special meanings to them both. More than he'll likely ever tell anyone, so it's fitting to add another special occasion to the list. He doesn't have any idea about the weird effects, though. It's never come up.] Oooh, yeah. Gotcha gotcha~ Making a note of that now!
[Bakugo's so smart, even when it comes to color coordination! There seems to be precious little he can't do, really. This is why Yato wants him as best man. He hits upon points that would fly under Yato's radar until the last moment, when it would be too late to correct them. Oh boy... This is gonna be the best wedding ever...!
So slick, Bakugo! Making use of the knowledge you've gained dear old mom and dad!]
Huh? Really? Dammit... it'd suck if that happens again. Thanks for the heads up. We'll need to see if anyone has some kind of wind powers or something and might be able to help stir the air to keep it from becoming stagnant.
denji puts up with an awful lot with him
When the hell did you get on first name basis...
[That's more muttered to himself than any real chiding. It's not like he's told Yato to stop. Tch. Bastard. At least he's not using "Kacchan" like Kaminari and Midoriya.
Irked as he is, Bakugo's also awake. He'll get back to sleep easily enough once he's thought of things enough. As for Vash in a dress, he's not gonna have a problem with it. Definitely gonna taunt him for it when they meet up, but beyond general dickishness, nothing mean spirited. STILL... mention it at least. Sheesh. Vash simply might not know.]
The months without kaiju attacks seem to always have some stupid occurrence or event happen. [He's been here a year; a veteran who hasn't figured out that pattern yet is an idiot. It's not as if Bakugo wants to detract from Yato's wedding. Rather, to make it the best he can, he drops the warning in case. Something for the god to juggle in his thoughts. There's no promise or telling if such a blossoming event will take place this year, but... better prepared.]
You can use fans and mesh tents if you need to compromise.
but the good thing is you get a lot in return!
Eh? Oh! Huh, I wonder... [Christmas. It was Christmas that did it for him. He may still call him Bakugo in public and to his face, but he can't help thinking of him as "Katsuki" sometimes now. It's a nice name, one that using gives him warm fuzzies from know they're friends. He doesn't typically do nicknames unless it's derogatory, like how he calls Bishmon "skank" despite them being drinking buddies now.
But yeah, so long as there's no actual fights going on at their wedding, he's good with anything, truthfully. He just wants everyone to enjoy themselves while honoring Hiyori as best he can. To that end, whatever she says, goes. If everyone were demanded to be in a dress, they'd be in dresses! (Thankfully Hiyori isn't that kind of girl.)]
Oh really? I mean, I guess it makes sense that after a lull, something is bound to happen to make up for it. [The warning is greatly appreciated, as he has no way of knowing what spring may bring. With luck, any strange happenings will be tame or avoidable to a degree. If not, best to be prepared, yeah.]
Oooh, good idea! Writing that down, too~ [He is, both recording it to the ocular's version of a notepad and to the physical one he has sitting in his lap.]
This is true!
Bakugo's never much liked the few weddings he's been to. From the forced stuffy dress to not really knowing the people getting hitched to his mother and father's romance blooming all over again during the ceremony... Gross. At least the food tends to be good. If somewhat bland to his liking. Whoever had a spicy wedding?]
Tch. It's a pattern in this stupid place. [Normally life doesn't work nearly that routinely, but for whatever reason, Neo Tokyo experiences wave after wave of attack, then event, then attack, then event. He expects another kaiju sometime next month. Last year, he'd been raring to go for his first kaiju fight, so fucking impatient over having to wait and wait. This year, however... Battle scars run deep.]
You could ask other Outsiders if they have planning experience. [He would've mentioned one, but considering she did Wriothesley's funeral, Bakugo doesn't want to bring the topic to bear on Yato's happy night.]
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Bakugo's distaste for weddings is understandable for all the reasons given, though Yato hopes his own will be one of the more enjoyable affairs he attends. He's even open to his guests voicing their input so perhaps he can prepare a party all will find to their liking. If Bakugo prefers spicy food, that can easily be arranged, after all.]
Yeah, I'm starting to notice that... [From the way the kaiju show up every other month with happenings in between. The lull over the holidays has been somewhat nerve-wracking, truth be told. Like waiting for the other shoe to drop. Leaves him on edge and that makes sleep a bit more difficult.]
Oh that's a good idea, too...! Someone's bound to at least have done a little event organizing. [Ah, yeah... Definitely don't want to bother her if that's the last thing she's worked on, for sure...]
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Yato's wedding already has three things going for it. One, Bakugo knows the person getting married. Two, his parents aren't here to slobber all over each other's faces. Three, he's not gonna have to wear a tie. Who knows what the food and after party are going to be like.
And no, he's not going to put his personal preference in on Yato's wedding menu. That's a shit thing to do.]
Nothing we can do about it. [Show up, kick the kaiju's ass, and deal with the fallout while some weird event happens as they recover from travel or injury. Bakugo also got antsy during the holidays, expecting something to blow up in their faces, but nothing did, and he ultimately realized it was going to be a quiet month to rest. Finally. He got plenty of good sleep. For reasons that started with D.]
Aa. Ask your girlfriend. Girls always have networks. [Look at him, being stereotypical to teenage girls. Though he'd be lying if he thought Ereshkigal would be against planning a wedding. She'd probably be happy to do something uplifting and help remove the dour shadow over her skills. Wriothesley wouldn't want them to mourn him forever.]
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True. Just gotta plow through it. [In a way, falling into this kind of routine is at least somewhat comfortable in its predictability, aside from the holiday lull proving almost more stressful than a kaiju month itself. But if that's something that happens every year, then at least they should know by now? Even if it's somewhat upsetting to think about being here for a whole extra year...]
Really? Huh, I guess you're right... She definitely had friends to rely on back home. She probably has a bunch here, too. [He's not wrong in this case, at least. Besides, it's meant to be a day for Hiyori, so getting her friends in on the planning and organizing would be ideal compared to Yato himself trying to handle everything alone. And the more people they can involve, hopefully they'll be able to share their happiness with them. Heavens know they all could use some positivity, even now after all those months ago.]
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Yato's not wrong about comfort in rhythm. Unfortunately it's so damn destructive, it can't get "boring" in its existence. Contrary, it's frustrating this pattern's formed and nothing seems to change upstairs. There should be better prediction, better preparation. Sitting around and waiting each time fucking sucks. Bakugo shoves the thoughts aside, not wanting them to ruin a far more entertaining topic. If it weren't so damn late at night...]
Make sure you discuss your decisions with her. If you two can't agree on something, work it out. [Probably use wedding planning as some kind of practice exam for how compatible they are. Or something. He doesn't know; weddings were never big in his life.
Just make sure there aren't too many cooks in the proverbial kitchen. Above all, this is Yato and Hiyori's wedding. Everyone else needs to understand and accept that before agreeing to help in any way.]
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All points he can't and doesn't want to argue, honestly. Especially since their time in Seoul, things have been way too crazy in a bad sort of way. It often feels like they're not making any progress at all, if not flat out failing and falling behind by letting people get hurt, even if they don't mean to. But ah well... What can they do but continue trying?]
Will do~ Can't have me deciding everything only to find out it doesn't appeal to her. [It'll be a good testament to how well they can problem solve and work together, that's for sure. It's a big undertaking, wedding planning. So no shame in getting help, though he's right about too many cooks being a potential problem. Yato's the sort who wants to please everyone, so he has to keep in mind the most important person of all: Hiyori.]
...you haven't met her, have you?
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Yeah, his confidence was shaken hard in Seoul, both his trust in LILITH's ability to direct them successfully and his own faith in the correct decision of the Outsiders. They were different, but unified with varying thoughts until then. After Seoul, however, now a major chasm splits them, those who wanted to stay and those who wanted to chase. Eternally available for comment and dragging up in word and thought. Romania didn't help matters either, their security ripped away by kidnapping and helplessness, followed by a divide between those who killed and those who didn't.
And that's not even mentioning progress. One more monster down, another one takes its place. But if there's any silver lining, it's that they're not getting calls screamed at them every week about kaiju showing up all over the world. So that's... something. One every other months is better than getting blitzed.
Anyways. He can bitch about that to Yato another time.]
No shit. Starting your marriage out at odds is for losers. [Plus preferences and likes, though if you don't know that about someone already, you probably shouldn't be getting married. Holy fuck, NO YATO! Don't please anyone but your wife and yourself when it comes to your wedding, dammit! If Katsuki gets a mere whiff of Yato wanting to change something cause some shitty extra doesn't like it, he's going to have the god against the wall.
Maybe literally.]
Uh-uh.
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But yeah. Better a steady trickle of kaiju than a huge flood the fuckers. The former they can handle, the latter... Not so much.]
And I definitely don't want to be a loser in that way, heh. [Thankfully he's got a pretty damn good idea of what Hiyori likes and doesn't like already, so that's not a problem overall. Though Katsuki might have to throttle him a bit if he gets wind of Yato being a bit of a pushover regarding his own wedding. He's just dumb like that sometimes. Idiot god, indeed.]
I think you'll like her. She's sensible and has a good head on her shoulders. You'll have to tell me what you think once you guys do meet.
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Whatever. Kill the fucking kaiju next time and there won't be any split decisions.]
Don't be one at all, dumbass. [RIP Yato for always finding some way to be called a loser. Katsuki even called his classmates losers because they weren't dating. What a jerk. He trusts the god to handle his marriage well. Yato might be a moron at times, but his emotions and efforts are genuine. If Hiyori's put up with him this long, she knows what she's getting into with him.
He will throttle him... and whoever tried pushing their shit wants on someone else's wedding.]
Why does it matter what I think? You're marrying her.
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Right, right, heh... [When you're good, you're good. Besides, being seen as something of a bumbling idiot is kind of his thing anymore. Doesn't mean he's a total moron, though; he has a good sense of decency and a kind heart when it counts.
Leave it to Katsuki, though, heh.]
Yeah, I know. But I want you two to be friends!
[Because he's just a big sap like that.]
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