[ Early in the morning, the unreasonable time that was almost slated to be a permanent monthly kaiju roar check, Godzilla has made his way through the halls of the base distributing presents, clad in a santa hat of course. Outside Bakugo's door he'll find presents wrapped in red paper tied up with neat little ribbons of white that... look like they're supposed to resemble a fuse? Cute. And of course there's an entire fish on top of it, with a red ribbon tied around it and tag attached that reads "From; ゴジラ" To; Friend Bakugo.
The gifts are as follows: One (1) The complete collection of Wold's Wildest Police Videos (With Sherrif John Bunnell). A relic from centauries past, complete with digital code to access the episodes on Bakugo's ocular implant! That's 69 total episodes! (NICE!) One (1) thermal liquid container shaped like a classic pineapple grenade, the lid of which can serve as a bowl. Perfect for coffee, protein shakes, or soup on long patrols! One (1) portable zen garden set. Perfect for the dorm room, car, or work desk! Contains little figures of capybaras and spikey hedgehog friends! The most calming of animals. ( He means well with this one... )
[There's a monthly barbell waiting in his room... Bakugo finds the bomb-like presents at his door, instantly wrinkling his nose at the sight of a whole fish lying atop the gifts. Come on, Goji! Does he really need to tell the guy about food safety and fish smell? Ugh, at least he's gonna have to teach him how to use wax paper and a bag. No saving the wrapping.
Still, the fish is fresh, so it's not bad. Thankfully the weather's cold and the wait wasn't long. Godzilla did some good work on the bomb fuses. Cute. Someone learned to write his name in Japanese too, huh.
He arches a brow at the collection of presents. Heh, after the sentimental holiday crap they've been plastering over the television, Bakugo's more than ready for some action films. Police chases and arrests are a fine trade. He'll be perusing them for any techniques or tactics as well. That digital code and ocular access is a nice bonus.
Dude, a grenade container? There's no way he's keeping a short-lived-but-stupid grin off his face. What a dork, yet you bet your butt Bakugo's gonna be throwing that in his lunch box when he's out for patrols next year. Certainly not going to keep a zen garden in his squad car, thanks. That think would be all over the place by the end of the week! But in his room? Yeah, it'll be on Bakugo's windowsill for occasional tending. Rest assured, he'll make it look nice.]
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blastedass) wrote2020-08-08 04:37 pm
DELIVERY TIME~ Early 12/25/24
The gifts are as follows:
One (1) The complete collection of Wold's Wildest Police Videos (With Sherrif John Bunnell). A relic from centauries past, complete with digital code to access the episodes on Bakugo's ocular implant! That's 69 total episodes! (NICE!)
One (1) thermal liquid container shaped like a classic pineapple grenade, the lid of which can serve as a bowl. Perfect for coffee, protein shakes, or soup on long patrols!
One (1) portable zen garden set. Perfect for the dorm room, car, or work desk! Contains little figures of capybaras and spikey hedgehog friends! The most calming of animals. ( He means well with this one... )
Merry Christmas to the Spiked Furred One! ]
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Still, the fish is fresh, so it's not bad. Thankfully the weather's cold and the wait wasn't long. Godzilla did some good work on the bomb fuses. Cute. Someone learned to write his name in Japanese too, huh.
He arches a brow at the collection of presents. Heh, after the sentimental holiday crap they've been plastering over the television, Bakugo's more than ready for some action films. Police chases and arrests are a fine trade. He'll be perusing them for any techniques or tactics as well. That digital code and ocular access is a nice bonus.
Dude, a grenade container? There's no way he's keeping a short-lived-but-stupid grin off his face. What a dork, yet you bet your butt Bakugo's gonna be throwing that in his lunch box when he's out for patrols next year. Certainly not going to keep a zen garden in his squad car, thanks. That think would be all over the place by the end of the week! But in his room? Yeah, it'll be on Bakugo's windowsill for occasional tending. Rest assured, he'll make it look nice.]