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Mhm.
Serves her right.
I bet she was at the bottom of the list.

I didn't need a damn essay.
It's similar to how we're here in this world, but in our own worlds too.

[Despite his grumpy dismissal, he pays attention to her words and susses out a general idea of what happens in hers. Akin to how LILITH summoned "them" here.]

But you can't use your full power.

[Since LILITH summoned the version of her who'd already been summoned in her own world.

As for the list thing...]

Did she piss you off?

Don't essays typically count thousands of words?
This was far below it!

Anyway, you are otherwise correct.

[ Seriously, you don't ask about Fate/ lore and then complain about wordy answers! Mmpff! ]

Yes.
She is an irresponsible, foolish goddess.
Tis good history sees her for who she is.

Don't take it literally, dammit!

[Guess what Bakugo just did! Asked for it and then bitched about the length! Sue him.

The fact that I know Fate/ lore makes that comment a hella lot funnier. Because yeah, one does not simply asks for a Fate/ lore summary.]

History sees her like every other god in the past.

Most people will take your words literally.
Especially when we all come from different worlds with different cultures and expressions.
You are begging for a misunderstanding to happen.

[ She bets things are explosive when he talks with Godzilla! ]

Is that so...?
Well, that's satisfying all the same.

Then I'll explain it if they can't get it!

[So much sets him off so easily. She probably realizes this from his time with her after the last mission. And yes, Bakugo regularly face palms and "WTF?!" at Godzilla. How does the guy hear a short phrase and then turn it into a much longer one?! Ugh.]

Bakami's a god too.

[Yato. But alas, here's another nickname for her to rub her temples at.]

It would be easier and more efficient if you spoke normally to begin with.

[ Goodness, it's nearly like he's purposefully trying to create conflict!

Speaking of which, that name absolutely doesn't ring a bell. Is that another nickname? ]

Who?

WHAT?! I ALWAYS TALK NORMALLY!!

[He does not purposefully try to make conflict! It's people who can't handle him who make the damn conflict! (As well they should, telling him to cool it.)

It is indeed another nickname.]

Yato! The guy who with the goofy face and blue scarf.

You very clearly do not or you would not have so many misunderstandings!

[ Ugh! And to think she'd contacted him to answer his question and thank him! Last time she tries being social. ]

Yato doesn't have a goofy face!
He's a very dignified and noble god who deserves better than such slander!

It's cause I'm talking to so many stupid extras! They can get smarter or die!

[This is his method of being social. You just have to navigate the... uh... bombs.]

Then you haven't seen him with that psycho expression.

D
Did you call me stupid?
Did you say Yato has a psycho expression?!

[ What the Kûr?! They could have been on cordial terms and it's like he's trying to wage war! ]

Are you?

[Judge that for yourself, Pigtails! If she's confident in her intelligence, say so.

As for Yato... hang on. He's getting a picture.

*sent attachment*]

What the hell would YOU call this expression?!

[See?! Psycho!!]

I am not!!

[ And...

... W-Why is Yato making this so hard on her? Okay, that expression is definitely that of a total psycho. ]

He is just very expressive and emotive.
There is nothing wrong with that.

[Then she won't misunderstand anything anymore, right? Right.

ASK YATO!! It was a freaky psycho expression, made worse by the invasive topic!]

Oh yeah? What if he made that face at you?

H
He has, as a matter of fact.

[ And that was while teasing her about her crush, no less! Shameful behavior for a god. Nonetheless: ]

But I could tell he was purposefully trying to look silly.
Rather than this being a reflection of who he is.

And you thought it was fine and normal?

[Or did she wonder what the hell was WRONG with that guy?! Is his guess, but she's not admitting it.]

If he wants to act the clown, he'll get called one.

[Bakugo's very much aware a "clown" is not what Yato is. He hides his true self behind his funny, friendly energy. Someone with regrets and a burden on his shoulders.

But he's not gonna give him a break for it.]

How would you like it if I called you an enraged jester because of the way you act?!

[ And that's kind of her, she thinks! ]

Yato is my friend, and I shall not permit for you to mock him!

You wanna fucking die?

[He was nicer to her when she was injured and recovering. Now she gets the complete asshole. (Look, he's got a good heart, but he's a jerk.) Hmph.

That last part, however...]

Wait, are YOU his girlfriend?

Are you asking the goddess of death if she wants to die?
Are you insane?

[ Asking her of all people if she wants to die sure is a choice! ]

What? No.
What kind of question is that?

[ Yato is cute, but he's taken and she got her own crush back in her homeworld, thank you very much. ]

Not as crazy as you are for wanting to call me that!

[Damn right it's a choice! Does she know she's not immortal here?

(Not that he ever follows through on those threats...)]

He has one and you're real fucking protective. Thought I'd ask.

Am I to understand you are only protective of friends you are in love with?

[ Not very nice of him!

Her opinion is becoming abysmal. Yet again, she's not helping this situation become better one bit. ]

I thought you said you weren't stupid.

[Bakugo is NOT protective of people... or he won't admit it.

That said, while he has her on the line.]

Since you're a goddess, what's Bakami the god of?

[ He...

He definitely did call her stupid, didn't he? That overrides everything. ]

I shall not permit for you to talk to me with such words!
This is my final message.
You are fortunate I cannot strike you with divine punishment right this moment!
Never contact me again.

[Technically he was fact checking her truthfulness. The question she asked just now was pretty stupid.]

You're not my damn boss.

Once you get your "divine punishment" back, I'll kick your ass and show you who's stronger.

[You bet he's gonna contact her again. She's fun. And now he wants to test his strength against hers.]

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